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Phoenix Warlord


A lover of Halo, Star Wars, Ponies, Fallout, and many things. Has many pony waifus. 1/2 of Warfire Writing Studios

Comments ( 25 )

Oh, I bet this story was hard to write. Hey, this got me hard at thinking. Really, Maud must've took that hard. But, don't take her for Granite.

I'm out of rock puns. Man, this is hard.

6987902 the repetition of 'Rock' was a little rigid, but I'm sure you could really sculpt it into an art form. But we'll give ya a clean slate. Lol :raritywink:

6987902 Hahaha! :rainbowlaugh: Nice one!

Truth be told, it kinda was easy to do actually, albeit a few last minute additions and editing to make sure it was uploaded on Feb. 29. :twilightsmile:

Glad you enjoyed it!

6987962 I can see what you mean, but eh, what can you do to a story about rocks and being rock hard? :derpytongue2:

Lol :twilightblush:

This bound to be interesting...

6987988 lol, true. This story was truly a marble! (sorry for the rock puns, but I'm on a roll.) :derpytongue2:

im not sure whether to praise these puns, or hunt you down for them..overall...you pulled it off.

I PREFER SOFT ROCKS.

:pinkiecrazy:

It's always the quite ones.

6987902
Don't be so igneous, rock puns aren't hard at all. Saying such a thing is just stone cold. After all, you know the saying, "Stick sandstones will break my bones...."

Well, this story doesn't waste any time being sedimental. It gets right down to the hard truth. It's a gem, but it could have been a real diamond with more time and hard work. Rock on.

That escalated far too quickly.

6989147

"But ores will never break me."

This story 'rocks.'

Pfft... As if ponies would get their rocks off to this... Meh. :unsuresweetie:

6990780 hehe. This story makes me want get stoned.
And then thay all fucked! The end!

I really do mean when I get fucked, it's great:pinkiecrazy:

6997299 Thanks! Glad you think it... rocked. :rainbowlaugh:

But glad you liked it! :twilightsmile:

I liked it, thumbs up!

Maud shivers softly, an action that isn't like her, and then slowly pushes down harder breaking her hymen open and shakes briefly feeling the pain flow through her body just like pleasure. “Ow…”

I know I'm late to the party, but here.

"You'll get used to it, it's just about being harder than a rock."

“Like my head right?”

"Just like your head."

“‘My head?'” you ask her, a bit confused.

You said that FIRST, why are you confused at your own comment?

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