Inspired by the SMITH Magazine Six-Word Memoirs Project. I basically took as many characters as I could from six seasons worth of this show and described them each using no more and no less than six words. Enjoy.
Grub HooffieldPlant an abundant harvest, not strife.
Piles McColtBuild a home, not a battlefield.
Ma HooffieldFrom food fight to potluck party
Big Daddy McColtTime to rebuild a burnt bridge