PARANOIA:EQUESTRIA

You are mistaken. No one is screaming. Have a wonderful day.

Welcome to Equestria. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. oversees the land. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. loves you, C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to love her. The Master Computer C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants to be your friend. If you do not want to be her friend then C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. will use you for nuclear shielding.

C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is insane. The ponies of Equestria are insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. wants you to be happy. This will drive you insane. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has created special groups of ponies to stop evil called troubleshooters. Troubleshooters find trouble then shoot it. Troubleshooters are given many dangerous and lethal weapons to do this. Often with little to no training or experience. Troubleshooters are routinely shot, blown up, killed, dropped off large cliffs, dipped in acid, and such. Sometimes by their actual enemy. Troubleshooters have so much fun they go crazy. Isn't this fun? C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says it is. Do you doubt C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A., pony?

Remember:Friendship is Mandatory.

Theirs also some story about Twilight and her friends stopping some plot to destroy Equestria. But mostly it is about Our friend and leader C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. . Good luck and have a wonderful day.

Inspired by the RPG Paranoia

Chapters (4)

CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. doesn't like chapters. They confuse C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.. So every chapter will now be redone. C.E.L.S.T.I.A. says you will like this. · 4th Dec 2015 · 1,580 words
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CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? · 8th Dec 2015 · 1,571 words
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Chapter: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has heard that their might be some ponies unhappy about how the chapters are done now. Please direct all complaints on the console in the Funroom above the shark tank. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is eager to listen. · 2nd Jan 2016 · 2,762 words
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Chapter: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has noticed that nopony has sent any complaints her way. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. must have imagined it then. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. will continue the chapters as she was doing. Isn't this fun? · 13th Feb 2016 · 2,011 words
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Celery Stick

Celery Stick #1 · Dec 5th, 2015 · 1 · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. doesn't like chapters. They confuse C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.. So every chapter will now be redone. C.E.L.S.T.I.A. says you will like this. ·

This is some good stuff right here

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #2 · Dec 5th, 2015 · · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. doesn't like chapters. They confuse C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.. So every chapter will now be redone. C.E.L.S.T.I.A. says you will like this. ·

Thank you very much for the compliment.

MrShmoodlePuffs

MrShmoodlePuffs #3 · Dec 5th, 2015 · 1 · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. doesn't like chapters. They confuse C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.. So every chapter will now be redone. C.E.L.S.T.I.A. says you will like this. ·

This is great. I can't wait 'til the next chapter comes out Great description by the way, it really caught my attention.

Celery Stick

Celery Stick #4 · Dec 8th, 2015 · 1 · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

WHO GIVES A CHILD A ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #5 · Dec 9th, 2015 · · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

A very caring adult.

MrShmoodlePuffs

MrShmoodlePuffs #6 · Dec 12th, 2015 · 1 · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

I love how Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are only on their first clone, while Scootaloo is on her third This does give a bit of insight on this world, do the CMC also have an infinite supply of clones?

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #7 · Dec 12th, 2015 · · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

No I'm afraid not. But I'm sure our beloved C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. will make sure they will be a little safer in the future.

FOXTrot2

FOXTrot2 #8 · Dec 15th, 2015 · 1 · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

More.MORE!MORE GUNS.BIGGER GUNS.GUNS IN GUNS.PONY LAUNCHERS.ADD IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #9 · Dec 16th, 2015 · · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

MMMMAAAYYYBBEEEE.

Misty Spell

Misty Spell #10 · Dec 17th, 2015 · 1 · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

SCOOTALOO! What in the world are you doing with that missile launcher?! Have a Fat Man instead.

: Yay!

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Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #12 · Dec 17th, 2015 · · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

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C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says that Fat Man are reserved for qualified troubleshooters, along with some unqualified ones, and bathroom attendants at Soylent Pony only.

Misty Spell

Misty Spell #13 · Dec 17th, 2015 · 1 · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

6740950 What if they call it vera? It's not 'fat man' then.

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #14 · Dec 18th, 2015 · · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

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C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. thinks The-weapon-that-makes-a-big-noise-when-shot-and-has-a-terrible-backblast-when-fired-so-you-better-not-be-standing-behind-the-darn-thing-when-its-used-as-it-can-lead-to-severe-injury-or-even-death-when-in-operation-so-be-migthy-careful-when-its-fired. name might be used. or Frank?

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #15 · Dec 20th, 2015 · · · CHAPTER: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. says this is much better than having boring old chapters divide up the story. Isn't she right? Do you doubt the wisdom of C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. pony? ·

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Mooncalf

Mooncalf #16 · Jan 2nd, 2016 · 1 · · Chapter: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has heard that their might be some ponies unhappy about how the chapters are done now. Please direct all complaints on the console in the Funroom above the shark tank. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is eager to listen. ·

Absolutely hilarious. I think you've gone a great job of capturing the spirit of Paranoia. I'll definitely keep reading this.

Your grammar needs some polish, but practice is best for that, so keep up the good work.

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #17 · Jan 2nd, 2016 · · · Chapter: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has heard that their might be some ponies unhappy about how the chapters are done now. Please direct all complaints on the console in the Funroom above the shark tank. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is eager to listen. ·

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Thank you very much it means a lot.

MrShmoodlePuffs

MrShmoodlePuffs #18 · Jan 4th, 2016 · 1 · · Chapter: C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. has heard that their might be some ponies unhappy about how the chapters are done now. Please direct all complaints on the console in the Funroom above the shark tank. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is eager to listen. ·

I like this ^-^ Fluffle Puff is best pony Also this Spike is neat, being a death machine and all. And one that tells bad jokes. Trixie should have presented herselfas the great and powerful Trixie though xD I can hear it.