Shockingly safe for work.
Now with a reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLS0H4fJdE&feature=youtu.be
Twilight Sparkle is a pony who prides herself on a few select qualities, as many do. One of these things is the fact that she has a very wide taste in reading. However, she would never dream of reading an erotic story... until it happened by accident, so she says. Things would have ended there if she didn't somehow end up loaning the book to one of her friends. As Twilight Sparkle claims, she didn't realize it was actually pornographic until she was invested in the story!
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Suddenly, this comes to mind while I read this...
Twilight, you need to make so that you're the only one who can open your yaoi.
6464804 Archmage is a story that only becomes porn after a quarter of the way through the story. I had a bit of a mental breakdown upon the realization that even so, it was too good of a story for me to simply stop reading. I then yelled at the author for a bit because I feared the entire remaining 3/4 of the story would be porn. It has to be the most insane moment in my entire life.
No one reads it for the plot
6465258 Heh, I remember Archmage. Ended on a bit of a squib for me to be honest, that one.
Well, if it's good enough to drive a pony to such lengths, I kind of want to read this story myself... Actually, both of the ones there...
Nobody believes you when you say you read it for the plot.
Even when it's an amazing story that pulls at every heartstring, develops characters, and has an epic adventure of conflict and betrayal spread out over continents.
Goodness, this reminds me of my earlier days of being a shame-chasing/kink shaming yaoi fangirl. Making all sorts of arguments as to why such and such M/M paring were canon but happily skipping to all the sex scene to squeal at it all. Those were good times. However, I, even as a dinky fourteen year old, would never make the mistake of leaving printed smut out into the opening.
That's just bad yaoi fangirling if you ask me.
And I loved the fic, it hit me with nostalgic feels.
I can't even count the amount of times I've reacted to M/M stories like Twilight...
Angel still liked it, probably.
6468024 As somebody who wrote all those dinky "yaoi" fanfiction parings since I was 12 I gotta say this was a bit of a nostalgia trip for me too, haha. You either leave the yaoi stage or you turn it into a career and write gay men until you die. I did the second.
This was pretty funny, in a "Who's On First?" kind of way. I can definitely get behind that. I thought the characters were overplayed a bit, particularly Twilight. Aside from that, though, it was pretty good. I mean, it was funny, I was never thrown off by the grammar, and I blew class to read this. 7/10.
Good God but this is killing me.
Twilight needs to calm down xD hehehe.
Good lord this story, was amazing and I'm glad I clicked on it! XD
Hahahaha.
Don't we all?
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Hahahaha! Oh my that was a hilarious read. Good job on this ^_^.
I REALLY want to read train yard escapade. (For the plot)
So I went to go put this on a bookshelf, a bookshelf that happened to have 68 stories on it. Then I clicked the "add to bookshelf" button.
That was painfully funny. And a good lesson to watch your porn/not have porn with similar titles to other popular books.
Most Excellent.
This was brilliant and awful all at once, love it.
You can has review!
But... Whatever happened to Bristle and Heart Thorn? Did Bristle leave his abusive wife? Did he accept that Heart Thorn’s feelings were real? Do they find their happy ending?!