Lose a bet with your girlfriend and have to put on a costume of her choice. She decides to prank you with the costume of a colorful horse. The next day you can't find the zipper.
“I do,” interjected Jasmine. “I also agree with 'Dash'.” Jasmine had that mischievous look again. She was going to have fun with that I'm sure. “The fact they just barged into our home and tranqed us is very disturbing. I will promise to try to figure out my magic without them seeing. As for what you can do Dash, as the pegasus you should be able to walk, sit, or lay on clouds. You can also destroy them. Create tornadoes, resistant to lightning. In essence you can control or harness the weather. Unicorns like me should at basic be able to lift things with our magic. Other then that the unicorns in the show usually focus on magics gear towards their talent. Rarity has been shown to be able to take some fabric and turn it into a dress and has the ability to find gems. More may be possible. Earth Ponies, the ones without wings or horns have the strongest and have the most stamina on average. Athlete ponies such as you and your friends can match them. They are also good in farming crops. Those are the basics.”
Well there's more to it than THAT! She got the bit about Pegasi right, but i imagine that their wings are also prehensile. The Earth Ponies aren't just GOOD at farming crops. For example, except in winter, the trees in Sweet Apple Acres seem to be constantly full of fruit. And don't forget AJ's MMO apple. (magically modified) Also, they have more control of their manes and tails than any other race, as we see in Bats! Power Ponies, and The Cutie Pox, for example. Also, Rarity has shown mastery over the levitation technique to the point that she can lift and manipulate tens of things at once!
This story is turning our great so far. But I have one problem:
Oh, shipping means making couples among the MLP fandom.”
This is false. Shipping can occur in other fandoms as well (I. E. Mikasa x Levi ship from attack on titan). Shipping can be done in real life too (aka matchmaking).
I tried to read it. I really did. But every chapter feels like pure agony to read. The complete lack of proof-reading is only part of it. It's just... ugh.
“Oh, shipping means making couples among the MLP fandom.” Tom signaled Lightning to continue. “The fandom is on the fence whether Rainbow is a lesbian due to her mane and the fact that there are so many mares in the show to guys and I do bat that way so maybe it was just hopeful dreaming and you did say you have a girlfriend so you must bat the same way?”
“The thing is Dash. In the show the character your girlfriend looks like was made to be convinced that a large rock was a diamond and in this delusional state she called it Tom. So, the fact your girlfriend is Rarity in looks and you her boyfriend was named Tom is ironically funny.” Spitfire explained. Tom/Dash facepalmed again to the laughter of her new friends.
Well there's more to it than THAT! She got the bit about Pegasi right, but i imagine that their wings are also prehensile.
The Earth Ponies aren't just GOOD at farming crops. For example, except in winter, the trees in Sweet Apple Acres seem to be constantly full of fruit. And don't forget AJ's MMO apple. (magically modified) Also, they have more control of their manes and tails than any other race, as we see in Bats! Power Ponies, and The Cutie Pox, for example.
Also, Rarity has shown mastery over the levitation technique to the point that she can lift and manipulate tens of things at once!
Kewl
Nsa fuck ING Nsa why
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6573277 But did you see the FULL reference from it?
This story is turning our great so far. But I have one problem:
This is false. Shipping can occur in other fandoms as well (I. E. Mikasa x Levi ship from attack on titan). Shipping can be done in real life too (aka matchmaking).
I tried to read it. I really did. But every chapter feels like pure agony to read. The complete lack of proof-reading is only part of it. It's just... ugh.
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I don't get it
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do some alterations and it spells Rainbow
That said...
https://www.deviantart.com/csimadmax/art/dear-teacher-cheerilee-today-I-learned-284186832
The thing is...
Oh my gosh that didn’t occurred to me till now!
OK seriously? If shit like that happened, could they pull this shit off to innocent people without getting jailed in turn?