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Masterweaver
Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.
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Neat.
Wish we could educate people on things such as this in our society. Perhaps one day.
Please don't write a follow up.
I can actually see almost all of this in my main story verse, too, though my Luna would probably be kinder to my Twilight. Not that your Luna was trying to be mean -- she's just rather oblivious to many of the emotions of others, compared to Celestia. Which is true of my Luna as well.
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If I said that was intentional, how would you react...?
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Be amused, but I still think it was a typo.
I also have to wonder just who Luna meant has a crush on Twilight. In my verse, of course, it would be Luna herself, and she wouldn't be lying either -- she counts herself one of Twilight's friends.
I'm not a huge fan of memory wipes in general, but I like the concept of the rest of the story!
Mind bleach spell
Poor Twilight.
Vs.
FTFY
i'd have expected, with twilight basically admitting to being a virgin, that both sisters would have fucked her silly. a menage troi / menage a twilight.
6320107 please do write a follow up.
You can forget the memory but not the pleasure she'll have with her dreams of certain Pegasus royal guard from the Crystal Empire.
Quite entertaining, especially the three reactions. I get the impression that Celestia was reacting rather like Twilight on the inside; she was just better at hiding it. After all, she just saw a filmed instance of her niece having sex!
My only complaint is the amount of time you take describing three characters your audience already knows. Yes, you also take in their reactions, but it's safe to assume that people reading this story know what Celestia, Luna, and Twilight look like.
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Please create a followup in the form of interpretive dancing.
If I saw that, I would definitely request all the brain bleach.
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If they write a follow up it will probably be about how Cadance is mind raping Shining Armor which Luna and Celestia know and it is the dark secret the alicorns use to have long life that they must now teach Twilight. All because the author had to go to dark places.
The author has a history of, for reasons only they know, taking stories that look like one thing (light, fluffy) and moving them in seriously messed up directions.
I lol'd
I don't approve of the total mind wipe. I know it's being used for comedy and that I shouldn't take it seriously, but I still have problems with it. My personal opinion is that Celestia should only have wiped the actual image of Shining Armor and Cadance having sex from Twilight's memory. It was still an informational video that Twilight would do well to know, and I feel that she should remember their discussion. I know it wouldn't work as well in a short story like this, and it wouldn't be as funny as her blank reaction at the end, but completely erasing the night from Twilight's memory makes me a bit uncomfortable.
AAAAaaaaand yet another person assumes that intelligence equals a dead-fish sex drive. Yup.
Oh, pardon me.... "Asexual." Because a completely broken and nonfunctional sex drive is an IDENTITY now. I swear to GOD, SJWs should be emigrated to Siberia just to keep their fungal brain damage from spreading...
Now is the time you write the romance sequel of whomever is the friend trying to get Twilight's attention.
Funny story, all in all. Keep up the good work ^^
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Reality Check? Asexuality is a thing. Being intelligent is a thing. The two are not related. Twilight just happens to be both.
And quite frankly, I will not have such hatred fueled anger in these comments. You can assume it's a mental condition, fine, but you should not suggest expunging a population for either being asexual or defending asexuals. That sort of attitude is exactly the reason that the overzealous kind of SJW exists in the first place.
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>Denying asexuality (I'm not even one).
>Using SJW out of nowhere.
Govori za sebya podonok:
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Govori po-angliyski, esli hochesh, shtobi on ponyal.
(translation for others: speak English, if you want him to understand you)
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Meh, Russian sounds cooler.
6321362 You have to think about how hard that'd be. Erasing a memory is one thing, I'd imagine altering it or only removing select parts would be at least a bit harder.
This would have been a cute one-shot, but it's hampered by the first several paragraphs. The fic has a severe case of purple prose on top of Lavender Unicorn Syndrome.
6321683 That spell most likely only erased her short term memory. What I'm trying to say is that the memory is still there, just buried in her subconscious.
I look forward to the day when blocking someone keeps me from seeing their comments.
This story was about Cadance making a sex tape, and the rest of the princesses reacting to it. The fact that I'm not requesting a mind wipe should tell you how good I thought it was. Cadance's Educational Video was an intelligent, funny read with solid character interaction, and a moral that needed to be said. And best of all, it was done in the most horribly awkward way possible! Great story Masterweaver, and good luck in writing more.
6321368 Here's a tip for you. Love is natural. Hate is learned. Where did you learn it?
6321611 I rather enjoy Gibberish.
Pum bict dit dis pit bun waxaupp te cenbuso ethols.
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That was Russian. I am not obligated to write with cyrillic. I said "speak for yourself jerk."
6321918 I know. I just thought we were talking about our favorite non-English languages. Mine just happens to be one born of the Internet.
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Well, my fav is a tie between Arabic and Armenian (my first language) lol.
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Although I really hated the prose early on here (cf 6320369 ), I want to agree with this sentiment. Honestly, the princesses say a lot of wise stuff here, and I really enjoyed their analysis. So good job with that. Now if only this were a bit less distracting with the early prose.
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It's quite hilariously hypocritical how the author who's a master of getting on the soapbox gets so enraged about other authors seemingly doing the same. And no longer content to use characters as mouthpieces to force tracts down reader's throats, you're now taking offense at what isn't there in order to rage against the ills of the world.
The supreme irony of course is that seeing what isn't there in order to take offense to it is the hallmark of an SJW. Well played.
While I have tons of praise for this little gem of a story, I do have to ask why it is rated mature... at the most, I would rate it tean, and add the sex tag for the discussion.
6321368 Why is it that every time I see you comment on a story, the comment is typically filled with venom, sarcasm, disdain, or, as in most cases, all three at once and then some.
It is a shame that good writing skills do not necessarily equal good social skills. You write well, but you have the manners of an angry yak who stepped on his own testicle.
I'm not gonna call you one... but I shall leave you with this:
A sexual educational video by Cadance. Hmmmm.....could this be the start of her Sexual Education Program?
In my dreams I suppose
....ewww....ewww.....get out of my dreams....GET OUT!!!6321368 I don't think any people here need to be lectured about sexual identities by a catholic young earth creationist. And as an asexual man, I can personally assure you that not being entranced by "tits and asses", as my friends put it, every time they pass by, isn't exactly a fault that I feel ashamed of.
Twilight goes into defensive mode and protects her brain by reciting...Fibonacci number sequences.
I can see that.
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The Catholic church has always enjoyed telling others what they should be ashamed of. It's good to see the tradition continued by people who have a surplus cranium in their rectal area.
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Alright everyone, I think he gets it. And to be quite frank, responding to insults with insults (as is the case in some but not all of these comments) really only makes the situation worse.
6322587 Sorry. It's just..... the amount of times I've had to deal with people saying crap exactly like that in REAL life has kinda made it a sensitive spot for me.
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Keep in mind that this stereotype is real but only in America, and only in the past fifty years, and only as the consequence of a misinformed public consuming enough neurotoxic substances in every meal to produce permanent developmental damage in-vitro and during their formative years.
If you happen to be a USA born-and-raised human being, then you got damn lucky in the USA birth lottery to have parents well-off enough AND wise enough to be capable enough to take charge of managing their own health!
So, kudos to you, but please remember that being psychologically dysfunctional means they are biologically broken to the point of nigh retardation and are incapable of self-maturation without external input.
Hate their existence, and be disgusted by their actions, but pity their person.
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While I don't disagree with Cadence, I honestly don't know how to feel about this story. No story has yet to leave me as utterly stumped on what to think until now
Well done (I think), Masterweaver.
6322587 As the Author, I believe you can delete his comment. Sixty downvote is enough.
Dunno why this is Mature rated. Feels like a Teen rating to me.