Convalescence - by Firefly's Author
Falcata tucked in her left wing and flared her right wing just so. Her neck was inches away from the manticore’s razor-sharp fangs when she snap-rolled and flew a perfect corkscrew path around the beast, poising her a hoof's span above its back.
Whither thy prey, foul beast!?
The deadly creature’s eyes widened in confusion and then alarm as it perceived the sudden reversal in their positions. Falcata’s blood sang as her heart beat furiously, wings spread wide, sword in her good right hoof, lips pulled back in a feral grin.
Now I am the hunter!
The manticore dove to evade her. She matched its maneuvers easily, more nimble in flight than the lumbering beast.
I am Pegasus!
The manticore canted his wings, decelerating dangerously fast. She did not change position by so much as a hair’s breadth.
I. Rule. The Skies!
Falcata roared.
Hers again was the fury of valor in the fight against the implacable foe. Hers again was the hoof of justice thwarting those who would prey on the innocent. For the first time in over a thousand years the Falcata felt truly and completely alive. Her ears ached to hear the sound of the monster’s body hitting the ground with a most satisfying thump.
She raised her sword and began the swing that would sever the manticore’s head from its body. There was a massive crunch and...
... she awoke.
Elder gods! she moaned. The pain was everywhere, yet somehow felt very remote.
Wherefore is the sky? Above her was a closed, white surface.
Turning her head brought a bed into view.
A hospice!
The bed was occupied by an orange pegasus stallion with a red mane looking at her with concern.
I know him! It took a few heartbeats for her addled wits to deliver a name.
Firefly. The pegasus who would be a mage. How ironic!
Falcata shared a sick-room with the very pony whose attack by Everfree manticores had prompted her embarrassingly ill-executed hunt.
She groaned in shame.
“Miss Falcata!” Firefly could hardly see her cream colored coat through all the bandages and splints. Even her wings were immobilized. Her only unbound limb was the short stump of her left foreleg, the prosthetic she always wore having been removed.
He had seen her on visits to Princess Twilight, when Falcata was on duty as ceremonial guard. There had been plenty of gossip in town when she first arrived, hired by the princess despite having only three legs. Firefly himself thought it was no big deal. Pegasi could compensate for the loss reasonably well with their wings.
Far more fascinating was how before she had been petrified and lost for over a millennium, Falcata had known Clover the Clever personally. He had been itching to talk with her ever since the nurse wheeled her gurney into his room.
Firefly smiled. “You gave us quite a scare!” he said brightly.
His ears drooped when Falcata turned her towards the window. She gazed out onto the violet tinged cerulean of sunset. It was a minute before she spoke.
“Twas the second manticore that felled me, Mister Firefly?” she asked in a gravelly voice.
“So I hear.” He was surprised that she remembered his name. “Princess Twilight saw you being struck. She said the second manticore rammed into you at full speed from a dive.” He grinned. “You’re one tough old bird, Miss Falcata! The manticore didn’t survive the collision! It’s unfortunate that its mate got away, but then the princess had her hooves full rescuing you!”
In the dying light he saw her eyes grow wide and her jaw drop.
Firefly’s smile faded. “Miss Falcata, are you okay?”
The mare’s only response was a tear.
“Falcata?”
“Silence, knave!” she snapped, causing him to start and clutch his blanket tighter. She turned a face full of rage and tears towards him. “Is my shame so sweet to thine eyes that thou must needs bait me!?” She laid her head back, shaking in her restraints and breathing hard. It took a few minutes for her emotions to abate.
“Prithy, sir,” she said in a cold voice, “stay thy tongue and let me be.”
Firefly swallowed. Feeling both helpless and a bit guilty, he turned over on his side and gave the troubled mare some privacy as the room grew dark with the end of day.
Falcata pushed into the undergrowth of the Everfree forest, slashing a path through the brambles and thorns with her eponymous sword. She bled from several deep scratches to both forelegs. Behind her, Clover held her shield with his magic, preventing the remaining branches from scratching him in turn.
“Keep thee well behind me, mage!” she said with a grin. “Piking that witch’s head shall be the Legion’s work, and mine shall be the hoof to deliver the very stroke of justice!” She wiped the sweat from her brow with a fetlock, and laughed. “Thy pretty new cloak will be safe from harm, and thy dainty self to boot!”
The unicorn’s expression remained grim. “Thou shouldst be wary, Falcata! This witch hath dispatched more than one Legionnaire. She be right subtle, and quick to anger. Do not underestimate her!”
She stopped and took a few well earned breaths. “How strange these times in which we live, that after the accord of the Three Tribes, a unicorn and a pegasus would make common cause to hunt a unicorn exile!” She glanced behind to catch his reply.
He'd opened his mouth to respond when his eyes grew wide in alarm. She snapped her head forward and saw the witch a mere ponylength in front of her. With a shout she raised her falcata and stepped forward to strike the witch down. Her sword swished and passed right through her.
An illusion!
There was a loud detonation behind her. Falcata looked back in a panic. Clover stood cowering behind her shield, smoke rising from his right flank, his pea-green coat smeared with soot and blood. A movement caught her eye. The real Witch of the Everfree stood three paces to her left, along a path that had not been visible moments before.
Without hesitation she launched herself forward, falcata held high to cut the witch down before she could cast another spell. There was a blinding flash, the smell of hot metal, and blood. Taking a step back, Falcata stumbled. Looking down she saw a ragged stump, all that remained of her left forelimb. Blood fountained from it with her every heartbeat.
She heard Clover’s scream, or maybe it was her own, and darkness took her.
Falcata awoke in the dark, trembling, the echo of the scream long past still on her lips. Her trussed up limbs throbbed as her heart beat fit to burst its way out of her bandaged ribcage.
“Falcata?” said a male voice. “Are you okay?”
Firefly. Not him. Not Clover.
The ache in her heart was still there. Even after a thousand years.
Falcata forced a steady breath. “Worry not, sir,” she replied. “Twas but a nightmare, and a very old one at that.”
The stallion moved on his bed.
“Miss Falcata, I...” he began, “I wish to apologize for what I said earlier. I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Her thoughts and recollections were still somewhat hazy.
“I’m sorry! Really!” he went on. “I shouldn’t have called you a tough old bird.”
Falcata snorted. And then she chuckled.
“To such as I, being styl’d a tough old bird is consider’d high praise indeed!”
The stallion continued. “And it was my fault you went on this hunt to start with. If I had been more alert those manticores would never have had been able to hurt anypony in the first place.”
“Pish-posh, sir,” answered Falcata. “Tis my duty to defend...”
Her voice faltered when, finally, the memory of their short exchange of the previous evening returned. She felt the heat of shame and bitter disappointment upon her features.
And I failed. The world felt suddenly grey and unforgiving.
Honour demands this much at least. What little of it I have left.
“Tis not I who should take offense, but rather thee.” Falcata’s ears drooped low. “No, Mister Firefly, twas I who struck out in my shame, and for that I do cry your pardon. My wrath at thee was a craven thing.” She turned her face to the window.
“You see, after my release from the cockatrice’s curse, and my wanderings in this strange, passionless echo of my Equestria, I thought I had finally made me a place for myself, here in Ponyville. I was mistaken.”
“Mistaken how? Aren’t you in Princess Twilight’s guard?”
“I am. But I will resign my commission and depart this town as soon as I be granted leave of this hospice.”
“Really? Whyever would you do that?”
“Because,” she replied hotly, “I am a guardpony. It is my duty to protect Her Majesty, not to be rescued by Her like some hapless foal!”
“Well,” replied Firefly, “why should it matter who saved whom? You’re both safe!”
Falcata shook her head. “Do none of the ponies of this age understand honor!?”
“Honestly,” the stallion persisted, “would you have prefered that Princess Twilight leave you to die and chase after the other manticore?”
“Aye!” she hissed. “Aye! A thousand times over, aye! Rather than be thus disgraced!”
“That’s crazy! You’ve got so much to live for!”
Falcata’s eyes narrowed. “Thou callow youngling! What knowest thee of life?” Her laugh was half a sob. “I have lived for over a thousand years! I have seen battles where pony fought pony and took pride in the killing. I have lost a piece of myself, been diminished and rendered useless to those I would love, and loathsome to those who would love me. I have seen life and death aplenty, and know their faces far more intimately than thou couldst imagine!”
Suddenly bone tired, Falcata lay her head down. Outside, Luna’s brilliant night called out to her, adding the pang of longing to the constant pain of her injuries.
“You see, Mister Firefly, there are no constant stars in my firmament. There is no home for me, other than in memories that fade with every passing hour. More the fool I to have hoped otherwise.” She took a deep, trembling breath.
“Miss Falcata, I’m sure that if you spoke with the princess she would tell you that she feels otherwise.”
“It is my honour that is at stake here, Mister Firefly!” she said hotly. “Not Her Majesty’s! I will not be a sham! I will not be a –” her breath caught in her throat “– a broken relic, more pitied than useful!”
Silence stretched. She closed her eyes.
“I tire, sir, and would fain cease these bitter ruminations. Let us sleep now, please.”
Falcata awoke to the enticing smell of breakfast. Firefly was awake and eating. She looked away, hoping to discourage idle prattle.
A nurse entered the room. “And how do we feel this morning, Miss Falcata?” she said cheerily.
Her stomach answered with a loud rumble.
“We hunger, nurse,” said Falcata archly. “But we also find ourselves fettered and impotent.”
Still smiling, the nurse was pushing the breakfast cart closer to Falcata’s bed when a gong sounded and a voice announced: “Code blue in room 228. Repeat. Code blue in room 228.”
The nurse jerked to a halt and turned towards Firefly. “This might take a while. Mister Firefly, you’re no longer restricted to bed, would you please assist Miss Falcata with her meal?”
Firefly nodded. “Sure.” He pushed aside his own breakfast.
Satisfied that things were in-hoof, the nurse rushed from the room.
With his muzzle, Firefly pushed the breakfast cart closer to Falcata’s bed. Rising on his hind legs, he wiped his forehooves with a cloth.
“So what do you want first, Miss Falcata, the OJ, toast, or some oatmeal?”
She looked away. “Thou need not do this.”
He laughed. “You heard the nurse! I know an order when I hear one!”
She couldn’t prevent a guffaw of her own. Nor the look of pain on her face that followed the
brief convulsion of her barrel.
“Are you okay?” he asked.
She nodded. “Aye. A drink of juice would be right welcome.”
He held up a folded paper box with a paper straw protruding from its end. She extended her head forward and emptied the box in two strong sips, immediately feeling better as the sweet concoction hit her stomach. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome!” He picked up the bowl of oatmeal in one hoof and a spoon in the other.
She stared at the spoon balefully. “I... do not share this modern affectation for shoving metal implements into my mouth. I find the taste displeasing. Just place the bowl within my reach.” He did so and she pushed her muzzle into the bowl, making short work of the oatmeal.
The breakfast was meager by her normal standards, yet she felt incapable of swallowing another bite. She burped loudly, before remembering that such was considered rude nowadays. “That will suffice, Mister Firefly. I thank thee for thy kindness and good office, sir.”
He nodded. “You’re most welcome.”
She lay back her head as he pushed the cart away. Climbing back into his own bed, he resumed eating his own meal. She noticed him glancing thoughtfully in her direction often as he chewed.
“Out with it, Mister Firefly,” she stated. “Ruin not thy digestion by holding in that which wishes to come out.”
He gazed into her eyes. “Might I ask you a question of a personal nature?”
She nodded.
“Could you tell me about Clover the Clever? Were you really his friend?”
Falcata’s ears drooped. Thinking of Clover made evident a gaping void in her life.
“He was so... unexpected.” Her gaze drew inward. “Thou must needs understand, in those days, relations between ponies of different tribes were rare exceeding, and of necessity quite... circumspect.” She blushed. “But, aye, I knew him well. If not for him I would be dead, though sometimes” – her expression was suddenly fierce – ”I would gladly barter this life of confusion for the sweet comfort of having died in his embrace.”
Firefly’s eyes widened. “You loved him!”
“Aye, I did.” She replied. Her expression softened. “He was such a timid lad, afraid of the smallest insect, yet, so fearless in defense of Harmony. He changed forever my ideas of what it meant to be a good pony.”
Firefly smiled. “How did you meet?”
She chuckled.
“I were a junior pony in Commander Hurricane’s guard, on sentry duty at the entrance of the cave wherein the tribal leaders did hold meetings, when this little green unicorn colt bedecked within an ugly brown cloak, hardly older than m’self, comes up insisting that he was Princess Platinum’s factotum!” She raised an eyebrow.
“So what did then transpire? I did turn him ’round and kick his flank back down the path whence he had come!” She laughed heartily. “I made me quite a face when he return’d with the princess and her retinue! He did approach me forthwith and asked of me my name.”
Her expression softened again. “I gave it, expecting the worst, and he introduced himself again, as if nothing awkward had ever happened twixt us.” She sighed. “Twas the first time in my life I had e’er felt friendship from a non-pegasus. From thence forward, he did make a point to come speak with me whenever we did meet.”
Firefly chuckled.
Falcata’s eyes lit up. “Aye, and there were the one time he thought some miscreant had absconded with his cloak, and he galloped hither and thither in a panic, until finally I discovered that it had naught but blown away whilst drying in the sun!”
The rest of the morning went by in a blur as Falcata fondly recounted her many adventures with Clover the Clever.
Firefly watched as the same nurse that had brought them breakfast wheeled in their lunches. Before leaving, she gave Firefly a pointed look and made a feeding gesture with a hoof. Getting the message, he nodded, and the nurse trotted out happily.
If this continues they’ll have to add my name to the staff list, he thought.
He ate his own lunch as quietly as possible, keeping an eye on his sleeping roommate. Falcata had talked for over two hours before she finally tired and drifted off. After her stories, Firefly would never read Clover’s writings the same way again.
It didn’t take long for the enticing smells to call Falcata from slumber. Her nose twitched as her muzzle turned towards the scent of food.
Firefly slid off of his bed and pushed Falcata’s meal closer. When her eyes opened she smiled. “Mister Firefly!” Her eyes widened as she noticed that he no longer wore his hospital gown. “Art thou discharged from this cheerful demesne?”
He offered her a juice box. “Please, just call me Firefly. I can leave as soon as the doctor gives me a final examination.” Falcata again downed the juice without hesitation. He lifted a daisy sandwich to her lips. “But I will be back to visit later, Miss Falcata.”
“Falcata will do,” she said, and then decimated the sandwich in four huge bites.
“You certainly have no restraint with food!”
The mare blushed. “Aye. I’ve been told it is not considered very comely to eat thus.”
“Oh, I don’t think you’re the only one who can scarf down food in this little town. Not that it’s a problem here, this isn’t Canterlot after all! And the ponies of Ponyville are amongst the most accommodating I’ve ever met.”
She turned an ear in his direction. “How so?”
He held a buttered scone up to her mouth and she took a huge bite.
“I wasn’t born here. I arrived at a very low point in my life, when I thought there was no place anywhere where I could simply be me, and not just a tool for other ponies’ plans.” He smiled sheepishly. “That, and the freedom to pursue my passion. You see, nothing has interested me more than magic since I was a foal. Admittedly, it’s an odd avocation for a pegasus. My parents were devastated. They had named me Firefly after the pegasus general.”
Falcata swallowed, then snorted. “I knew him. He was surly, miserly and vile tempered, but he flew like the wind itself.” She smacked her lips. “I’d much rather your company than his, truth be told!”
Firefly laughed and bowed. “The way to a mare’s heart is through her stomach, so I’ve heard.” He held up an apple for her to bite. “As I was saying, Ponyville is a special place. Different. The townsfolk made room for me. I finally found... myself here.” He laughed, embarrassed.
Falcata swallowed the last of the apple, including the core. “Princess Twilight is most certainly a different sort,” she said. “And hers is the light that guides this place.”
Firefly shook his head. “I thought so too when I first arrived, but not anymore.” He help a cup of tea to Falcata’s lips. He chose his words as she sipped. “Now I think that it’s not Princess Twilight that made Ponyville, but rather that Ponyville made Princess Twilight.”
“What!?” Falcata sputtered as some tea went down the wrong way. Firefly wiped her chin with a napkin.
“If you think about it, she was just an ordinary unicorn when she was sent here by Princess Celestia. Rumour has it she used to prefer being by herself. Now she’s the Princess of Friendship! This place changed her, she’s told me so herself. Also, do you think it a coincidence that all six Bearers of the Elements of Harmony live in proximity to this town?”
He offered her a drink of water, which she gulped down hurriedly. “Thou hast the right of it.” She nodded. “It beggars belief that all these wonders have come to this sleepy hamlet without some guiding agency.”
Firefly smiled. “Then Falcata, is it any harder to believe that Harmony, or fate, or whatever you want to call it, brought us here for a purpose as well? That Ponyville might just have a place for a pegasus who wants to do magic, and a warrior lost in time?”
Falcata gazed at the ceiling, lips pressed tight.
I mustn’t push her too hard, he thought. He pulled her tray away and noticed the doctor standing in the doorway, staring at him with a very wide grin on her face.
“You look perfectly fine to me, Mister Firefly,” she said. “You’re discharged from the hospital. Try not to come back so soon next time.” She turned on her hooves and left.
Firefly turned his head back to the mare on the bed. “I’ll be by to see you later, M... Falcata.”
She nodded, but didn’t seek his eye. “Fare thee well, Firefly.”
He left hoping his words had gotten through to the mare, and not just made her situation more difficult.
Mid-morning painted the walls of Falcata’s room so bright looking at them hurt her eyes. She shifted carefully onto her side. Earlier the nurses had removed the bindings on her wings, leaving her some freedom to move around in her bed. Her barrel was still bound tight due to several cracked ribs, and the limbs of her right side were still in splints.
There was a knock at the door.
“Enter,” she called.
Her former roommate came in, carrying a tall frosted glass tied with a bow.
“Firefly,” she said, “I wish you a pleasant morn!”
“Morning, Falcata!” He smiled broadly. “It must be a relief to have your wings free!”
“Aye... I mean, yes, it is.” Falcata winced internally. Will I ever get a proper grasp of modern speech?
The stallion approached her bed. “I have a little gift for you.” He held out the glass.
A huge grin split her muzzle. “Do mine eyes deceive me? Be this a Rainbow Blitzer?”
Firefly’s smile matched her own. “Direct from Minnie Milk’s Café! She says Hi, by the way, and wants you to know she’ll come by later.” He tilted his head to one side. “You know, maybe you’ve got more friends in Ponyville than you think!”
Falcata’s smile faded as she took the still frosty milkshake from him using her wingtips.“Must we again chew over that topic?”
Firefly sighed. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to sound like a broken record. I just wanted one last chance to change your mind before Princess Twilight comes to visit at lunchtime.”
Falcata regarded him severely. “As I did most clearly state to thee yestereve, Mister Firefly, I consider this a matter of mine own honour. I should hope you will understand and respect my feelings in this regards.”
He nodded, eyes on his own forehooves. “I understand.” He glanced up sadly. “I hope we can still be friends, though.”
“Of that I have no question!” She took a huge, long slurp of the milkshake, followed with an enormous burp. “Ah, but that’s good!” she said, putting the drink down on an elevated tray next to her bed.
Her expression serious, she looked into Firefly’s face. “I have one more favour to ask of thee, one which I fear is of a somewhat delicate nature.”
“Sure,” he replied, eyes downcast. “I’ll do anything I can to help.”
She pointed at the room’s closet with a wing. “Couldst thee fetch me and help me don my uniform? I shan’t be seen by Her Majesty wearing this infernal gown! She wouldst most assuredly boot me from without my post!”
It took a whole glorious three seconds for Firefly to work out the implications of her words. She only winced a few times when the stallion lunged forward and wrapped her in an enthusiastic hug. Looking out over his shoulder through the window, the tiny hamlet of Ponyville called to her. Whether it was Harmony or fate, or something else entirely, there was no mistaking the words the spirit of the town whispered into her heart.
Welcome home.
Falcata vs. Firefly - by Falcata's Author
Firefly had been having a perfectly ordinary day in Ponyville, the first one in a long time. Tirek, the Bugbear, Cranky and Muriel’s wedding, and the Yak visit had kept Firefly quite occupied with either cleanup or taking over for Rainbow. It had been a busy time, but finally it was over, leaving Firefly some hours to visit the library in Princess Twilight’s crystal castle. He had taken out a good mystery novel written by somepony called A.K Yearling, and was planning to curl up in his couch to read it in one night.
At least that was the plan until Rainbow Dash alighted next to him, just a few feet outside of the entrance to the castle. Firefly had gotten used to his boss’s sudden appearances by now though, so he kept a hold of his book and merely turned to Rainbow, his golden eyes narrowed.
“Hello Rainbow, how are things going?”
Rainbow grinned. “Pretty good. Unfortunately, I kinda need to ask you for a favor, Firefly.”
Rolling his eyes, Firefly chuckled. “I expected as much. What is it this time? Filing? Liaising with the Canterlot Weather Office?” Firefly suddenly swallowed. “Or are you… for some crazy reason, asking me to lead the team through the ‘Thresher’ course again?”
Involuntarily shivering, Rainbow glared at him. “You know as well as I do that we’re never having you lead the team through that course again.”
Firefly winced. “Duly noted. So what is it?”
Reaching behind her, Rainbow held out a set of saddlebags, each filled to the brim with papers. Mystified, Firefly took the bags and nearly dropped them in surprise because of their weight.
“These are resumes and cover letters for the position of part-time thunder-wrangler. I need you to interview the applicants for me,” said Rainbow. Firefly sagged underneath the saddlebags and looked at her questioningly. She gave him a sheepish smile and rubbed her head. “I need to go and save the world with Twilight again,” said Rainbow.
Firefly gaped at her. “Seriously? How am I supposed to do this, boss? I’ve barely been on the team for a year!”
Rainbow shrugged nonchalantly, but to Firefly’s eye, it looked almost stiff. “I just wanna see if you can do better here than in the clouds. It ain’t a big deal,” she said, not meeting his eye.
Firefly glared at his boss, who softly punched his shoulder and grinned. “Oh don’t look so sad, egghead. You’ll be fine. Anyway,” —she glanced at the castle— “I have to fly. See you later!”
With that, Rainbow shot off, leaving a baffled Firefly with a set of incredibly heavy saddlebags.
Muttering to himself, Firefly levered them onto his back before beginning the long trot to his office, all the while wondering how in the world Rainbow had managed to fly with them.
“So, Falcata, tell me about yourself,” asked Firefly, keeping his voice neutral as he glanced over the extremely messy cover letter and resume. He needed to stay professional after all.
He could understand the mess, though. The smiling yellow mare seated across from him was missing her left foreleg, meaning she needed to use her mouth to write and had one less hoof to brace the paper.
What Firefly didn’t understand, and couldn’t believe, was what was actually on the epic— well, really long cover letter that she had written, as well as the ridiculously long resume.
“I am a pegasus centurion from after Equestria’s unification. I came to this era after my friend Clover the Clever used a cockatrice to petrify me in stone so as to save my life after fighting the Witch of the Everfree Forest. I— uh…” Falcata tried very hard to glance discreetly at a small card she held in her remaining hoof, but frankly anypony could have seen it.
“Skills and hobbies… Ah yes. I’m an excellent swordfighter, and a strong flyer, who is cool under pressure. I enjoy pushing myself beyond my limits, reading novels, and fencing.”
Firefly raised an eyebrow. That was certainly the most unique pitch he had heard so far. Despite her use of the cue card, he could tell from Falcata’s sincere smile that she was telling the truth. Besides, he had come across an article recently studying the effects of petrification on ponies and animals. As far as the researchers of that stcudy ould tell, the magic of a Cockatrice’s petrification had an indefinite length, so her story was completely plausible. Still, Firefly needed some form of verification.
“Okay… Which legion were you assigned to?” he asked.
“Well up to the year 7 After Unification, I was with The Nineteenth,” replied Falcata.
Firefly’s eyes widened. “But I read that the Nineteenth Legion was destroyed in Trottenburg Forest in 4 AU along with the Seventeenth and the Eighteenth.”
Falcata blinked in surprise “You are very well read, mister Firefly, but while I would admit we were routed, the Nineteenth was hardly destroyed. After all, I was the one who discovered that the war mage Armanius had betrayed us to the Griffons.”
Interest perked, Firefly leaned forward and his ears perked up. “So Armanius was indeed the traitor? Why did he betray Equestria?” he asked.
Her eyes hardening, Falcata grimaced. “Bits. He was promised a princess’s ransom by the Griffon King. And he got it,” a sneer broke across Falcata’s features, “after it was melted down and poured down his throat. Apparently, letting the Nineteenth escape meant all deals were off.”
Firefly swallowed, looking a bit green, though inside he was fascinated. Historians had always wondered why in the world the Griffon King would kill Armanius after he had helped them kill so many Equestrians. Falcata’s testimony shed quite a bit of light on the matter.
Speaking of Falcata, she must have noticed his unhealthy pallor, because she began to splutter.
“Sorry! I forget modern ponies are so easily sickened… Well I didn’t, but I just thought you’d have a thicker stomach and you seemed so interested... Um...” Falcata averted her gaze. “Sorry.”
Firefly couldn’t help but chuckle. “It’s fine. I really like reading about unicorn mages in history, and you’ve just answered a question I’ve had for a while.”
Coughing, Firefly straightened up in his seat. “Okay, next question: what unique skills and experiences can you bring to this position as a thunder-wrangler?”
Falcata flinched and bit her lip. Firefly resisted the temptation to sigh. He knew this question was a hard one, but he really wanted to learn more about the pegasus in front of him.
“Pardon me, but I am not quite sure how to answer this question.” Firefly blinked as Falcata looked down at the table with a small blush on her cheeks.
“I’m sorry, but it’s…” Falcata swallowed. “This is my first job interview.”
Oh… Well considering she was from a thousand years ago, he shouldn’t have been surprised. Smiling in what he hoped was an understanding fashion, Firefly explained.
“Basically, you tell me about something you did that will make me think that you will do well as a thunder wrangler.”
Her eyes widening, Falcata nodded, and her smile returned.
“Oh! Well, I’ve wrangled a cloud fort in a full thunderstorm.”
“A cloud fort?”
“A cloud shelter with a cumulonimbus outer shell that we pegasi used to hide ourselves from unicorns while we slept. They are, uhh… about as big as that colorful house with the rainbow waterfalls on the outskirts of this town.”
Firefly knew that house all too well. It was his boss’s home after all, and he had even been inside it once or twice to fetch her or make reports.
To think that the pegasus in front of him could wrangle a cloud structure of that size, made up of those bloody unstable cumulonimbus clouds in a thunderstorm...
Put simply, he was impressed.
“That’s great! How did you manage to do it?” Firefly asked while he grabbed his pen and notepad.
Falcata grinned. “Well, the trick is you have to create a break off the fort from the thunderstorm. By keeping it in a separate storm system, you can maneuver the clouds into position to make your fort.”
Firefly nodded, in both understanding and growing admiration. Falcata’s solution was the simplest, and in his opinion, the most effective given that situation. She definitely had a good grasp on cloud-formation techniques.
“Good, here’s another question. Have you ever had to solve a problem under pressure?”
Later that evening, Firefly sat in front of his desk, looking over the applications with tired eyes.
The interviews were all finished, and he had a good idea of whom he was going to choose.
But his choice didn’t sit right with him.
He was so engrossed that he didn’t even hear the door open and Rainbow Dash enter the office.
Dash froze as she looked up and saw her subordinate, eyes wide. “Hey, Firefly. What are you doing here so late at night?”
Firefly’s eyes remained fixed on the resumes and cover letters sprawled across his desk. “I’m thinking.”
Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Of course, egghead, but what about?”
“About the applicants for the thunder-wrangler position,” replied Firefly, his eyes still focused on the carpet of paper.
Frowning, Rainbow looked over his shoulder and raised an eyebrow. “So you’re stuck between these two?” she asked, her hoof pointing to the top two resumes. One had the name Nimbus Wrestler written neatly across the top. The other resume had the name Falcata, scrawled in the top right corner of the paper, as if it had been added as an afterthought.
“Yes, this is Nimbus. He has professional training at Cloudsdale University and he’s wrangled clouds all his life in Vanhoover, which has its fair share of thunderstorms, as you know. Sure, he’s a bit past his prime, but his experience and skills make him an ideal match to take up this part-time position.”
“Alright, he seems like a good fit for this. So why won’t you just pick him?” asked Rainbow.
Firefly pointed at Falcata’s resume. “I want to give the job to her.” He reached across the desk and grabbed his notepad. He gave it to Rainbow, who began to flick through it while he continued.
“Falcata’s had a wild past. Like something out of a Daring Do adventure in fact, but it’s made her smart, decisive, and adaptable. These are qualities that are great to see in ponies, and are skills that I think will help the team. While she has no formal training, she has plenty of experience working with thunderclouds, and is good at making decisions under pressure. She’s not too proud to give up when needed, but also knows when to be stubborn.”
“Hmm, she seems qualified, less ” said Rainbow, not looking up from her subordinate’s notes. “And I can see why you like her. You’re into history after all, and she’s like a living museum exhibit.”
Rainbow suddenly frowned. “You are aware she has only three legs right?”
Firefly sighed. “I know, boss, but I still want her to get the job.”
Placing the notebook back on Firefly’s desk, Rainbow looked the stallion in the eye. “Firefly, thunder wrangling is a job for four legs. With only two front hooves you can’t get an accurate enough kick to make sure the clouds are set off right. Sure you can use your back legs to kick, but the lack of front hooves also makes shaping thunder clouds incredibly risky, and you can’t use your back legs to shape clouds as safely as you can with front legs.”
Standing up, Firefly took the notepad from Rainbow’s hooves and flipped to Falcata’s list of experiences. “I know that, but she has experience working in all kind of conditions. Look, she’s shaped thunderclouds in a full out storm!”
Rainbow’s eyes widened, and then narrowed as she scrutinized the notes. Grimacing, she put the notes down and exhaled slowly.
“But those times were before her accident.”
His head drooping towards the table, Firefly sagged into his seat. “I know.” Groaning, he turned to his boss. “What do I do, Rainbow? I want her for the job soo bad.”
Rainbow sighed and patted Firefly on the shoulder. “Talk to her, and explain why you couldn’t pick her. She doesn’t seem like a mare that would let something like this get her down forever.”
Nodding, Firefly straightened himself in his chair. “You’re right boss.” Suddenly, he winced.
“I just hope she isn’t going to hit me with that shortsword of hers before I can finish.’
“So did I get it?” asked Falcata, excitement clear in her voice as she sat down across from Firefly.
Firefly kept his face straight, hoping he could break the news gently. He had specially called Falcata over to talk to her and thus had some time to calm himself. However, Falcata was no fool. Her smile slowly faded as the silence dragged on, and her shoulders slumped.
“I didn’t get it.”
Firefly winced. “Sorry, Falcata, but–”
“‘Tis alright,” she said, but her saddened tone told Firefly otherwise.
Trying to smile, Firefly returned Falcata’s resume and cover letter to her. “There are other jobs and positions to try. If you want, I can give you some tips for your cover letter.”
Falcata took the stack of papers and straightened them before sliding them into her saddlebag.
“There is no need for that. I am just glad that you actually decided to meet me. You would not believe how many interviewers have cancelled my appointment at the last minute.” Falcata snorted as she closed the saddlebag. “One actually walked into the office, and immediately ran out screaming.” Throwing the saddlebag over her shoulder, Falcata got up and trotted to the door. “Have a good day, Firefly.”
Getting up, Firefly skirted around Falcata to block her from the door. “Falcata, I did want you to get the job, but...” He felt his voice trail off while his eyes shot to the ground.
“But why?” asked Falcata, giving him a sharp glare. “Why did you not pick me?”
Bracing himself, Firefly looked her straight in the eye. “Your leg.”
At those words, Falcata’s eyes widened and her face paled. Slowly, the three-legged pegasus sat her rump on the ground as Firefly continued.
“My boss and I liked you a lot, but thunder-wrangling is a job for two forehooves. It’s too dangerous with one. I don’t want you to get hurt.”
Nodding, Falcata groaned and rubbed her head with her one leg. “Bloody hell. I should have remembered why my legatus got the vets and wounded to sit back when we built those forts.”
Firefly frowned. “Sorry, but what are vets?”
Fixing him with a bored look, Falcata sighed. “The vets are the most hardened of troops. Most of them were amputees, but it didn’t make them any less dangerous.”
Seizing upon that fact, Firefly leaned forward. “So… what happened to them when they retired?”
Falcata frowned. “Pardon?”
“Where did the amputees and veterans work after they retired?”
Falcata briefly pursed her lips in consideration. “The best veterans were mated with the best stallions and mares of Cloudsdale so that their seed might be passed on to breed a new generation of warriors.”
A part of Firefly died as he heard that.
“...What?”
Flinching, Falcata held her straight-faced expression for another split second before she burst out into gales of laughter, much to Firefly’s inner relief.
“You should have seen the look on thy face!” crowed Falcata, even as Firefly glared at her. He understood that she needed a laugh to cheer herself up, but by Equestria did he hate being on the butt end of a joke.
“Okay, you got me. Now what did those veterans really do after they served?” he asked again.
Falcata’s breath hitched in her throat as she stopped laughing, and frowned. “Most veterans were given positions in the reserves. Some were delegated to recruit and train ponies for the legions, and…” Falcata’s eyes widened. “The odd veteran was assigned to the legion’s museum, where all the legion’s battle honors and captured standards were stored, to teach foals about the history of the Equestrian army.”
Firefly grinned in triumph. “There, that’s the job that’s the perfect fit for you!”
Falcata nodded, a smile growing on her lips. “Thou art right, Firefly! I can teach foals and others about the history of the legions! I am the only survivor of them, after all. But…” Falcata winced as she pulled her resume from her bag and glanced at it. “I am not sure I can successfully apply for such a position.”
Firefly snorted. “You were pretty clear when you were answering my questions. I’m sure you’ll do great.”
The hopeful look Falcata gave Firefly turned his smile into a grin.
Deciding that Falcata needed some reassurance, Firefly’s eyebrows raised as he thought of a question that had always bugged him about the Equestrian Legions.
“Were the sleeping arrangements of the legions co-ed or segregated?”
Falcata blinked. “Pardon?”
“Uh... I mean, did stallions and mares sleep in the same area or were they kept separate?”
“Ah.” She blinked again, but answered him anyway with a small shake of her head. “Well, stallion and mare legionnaires were allowed to sleep together, provided they made no ruckus, and provided that a stallion did not get a mare pregnant while on campaign,” said Falcata matter-of-factly.
“And if a mare did get pregnant?” Firefly asked.
“She and the stallion got their pay suspended for the duration of her pregnancy.” As she finished her statement, Falcata blinked and looked at her hoof in a sudden realization. “By Equestria, I can do this.”
Grinning smugly, Firefly chuckled. “I told you.”
Nodding in agreement, Falcata put her resume away. “I know. But just in case…” She looked Firefly in the eye and grinned. “Ask me another question!”
“Gladly! Did female and male legionnaires have different roles…”
The End
Vote: Firefly's Author
Both stories, at their core, are about Falcata trying to find her place in modern Equestria. In Falcata's story this takes place through her trying to find a job that fits the outdated skills she has developed as a centurion while Firefly's story focuses more on the internal struggle between Falcata's outmoded concepts of honor and service and the ideals of present-day society. Falcata's story gives the reader a sense of her character through telling—the job interview concept is probably a bit too uncreative for a contest like this—and we only hear her talking about how she was a mighty pegasus warrior. Firefly's author, on the other hand, sells this characterization much more convincingly, by not only showing Falcata in action during a flashback, but giving her a distinctive voice and matching her behaviors and attitudes to those of a centurion displaced in time. Firefly's characterization is a bit more subdued in both pieces, but his role is executed well in both.
Firefly's story, however, did have one major error: hospice care is care for terminally ill patients. When that word popped up in the beginning of the story, I thought Firefly's author was being quite bold in setting up a story where both characters would die. As it turns out, Firefly's author was just ignorant as to the meaning of the word (or perhaps the meaning is different outside of the US). Nevertheless, Firefly's story had the stronger concept, writing, and characterization, so my vote goes to his author.
Abstain
This is another one I'm unsure about, but neither wowed me in the same way the other six did. Firefly's author obviously had a lot of fun writing Falcata, though at some times it felt like there was a little too much Shakespeare in her speech and other times the author kind of fumbled getting that right (Wherefore is the sky what?)
I loved Falcata's Firefly, especially his boss-employee relationship with Rainbow and his historical curiosity. Once again, though, Falcata's entry seems comparatively unedited. It's not a big enough deal to be a reason for my vote, but it did get distracting.
I also appreciated Falcata's entry's humor. The little throwaway line about Rainbow going off to save the world again was so odd and lazy that I just had to laugh at it. And then of course there was the obligatory meta joke that Firefly completely failed to match.
I would vote for Firefly for having greater strength of story, but I don't think it quite earned the sappiness it tried for. Both entries got the characterization of both characters down well enough, though in different ways both times, so I can't decide it for that. I'm about out of time to spend on this, though, so I'm leaving this one undecided.
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Thanks for the vote. By the way, you're right: in modern usage of the word Hospice means a place of care for the terminally ill. But that's a recent re-definition of the word, and not how a person from the middle ages would use the word:
Since Falcata's from roughly the time of Luna's incarceration, I had her speak in the same Elizabethan-sounding accent as Luna's, particularly when she became emotional, as long as it didn't render her incomprehensible. Not being an expert in this area, I had Falcata's dialogue verified by a friend schooled in Elizabethan English. I might have overdone it a bit, but it was fun to explore the use of Elizabethan dialogue outside of a Luna fic!
Vote: Abstain
I liked both entries in different ways but while I agree Fireflys author managed to get far more mileage with Falcatas character, I think he overdid it a bit and added way too much to Falcatas character and backstory without enough explanation. For example, making Falcata twilights guard without much explanation and interaction from Twi is a rather big plot hole and seems rather contrived for the purposes of forcing a conflict of angst on Falcatas honour. The creation of a romance between Clover and Falcata, while creative, one must also consider that nothing of the sort was written on the authors character sheet, which wouldn't have mattered, except for the fact that not quite was done to sell the relationship as important to Falcatas psyche and her attachment to the past. Were they mates? Did he reciprocate her feelings? Where is the loss associated with Clover? There was a lot of exploration done of Falcatas character but the circumstances that prompted it are suspect
TLDR: Fireflys author added a lot pizazz to his entry and makes good on exploring Falcatas character, but the lack of explanation to make good on his expansions make them appear contrived
That being said Falcatas author while making the story and first contact appear more natural with the meeting taking place as a job interview took a far too conservative approach and proved unable to exploit the tragedy of Falcatas character. The story was nice short and lighthearted, not to mention used both character sheets to the letter, but overall was forgettable and relied too heavily on simplicity for the quarterfinals of this contest.
Firefly's Author
Sorry, Falcata's Author, but Firefly's Author's entry was much more engaging. Also, I see you failed to get an editor, as I do not believe that it was Muriel who married Cranky Doodle.
Frankly, for being the one who got so many votes before I accidentally DQ'd myself, I'm disappointed in your showing this round.
6229186 Wow. I was totally gonna say "But... isn't it Muriel?" but I checked and it's Matilda.
Then who the heck is Muriel?
Falcata's Author
In Firefly's story, I really honestly couldn't see a reason for Firefly. It really could have been anyone. I mean, his only line that even hints at "him" is " 'Could you tell me about Clover the Clever? Were you really his friend?' "
While Falcata's story might have been more "simple," I thought it also characterized both ponies much better.
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*shrug, If his entry was more engaging, and to an extent it was, I understand why you vote for him, and you can feel as disappointed as you like. There were circumstances that arose to prevent me from trying to be as ambitious as last time.
I'm abroad right now with family, and had 4-5 days to get the entry finished before another trip out of my vacation town where I could do no writing at all due to sightseeing with my father who I rarely see due to work, and my mother who rarely vacations with my father b/c of his work, and myself, who had to do all the research for said vacation because my parents have no time to do it as my mother's got coursework even on holiday.
Despite this, I didn't forfeit and instead I kept it simple so I can actually submit a full entry instead of a half-completed attempt like one of the other authors in the earlier rounds who wrote a bunch of basically italian dialogue with no exposition and no story. (not saying whom but I also understand his circumstances and wish to get something in). I also got TWO editors, whom I don't blame for dropping the ball slightly (and missing the Muriel vs Matilda. I think Muriel was probably an accidental Harry Potter cross from the Weasely's aunt or something. Or it could have been one of the Apple Family Cows?) considering their time constraints. I was also up editing my story right up until midnight when I had a morning flight and had to get up at 7am .
Note that I could have easily dropped out and deprived my opponent of any fair victory, considering that I've had little experience of getting any fair victories and the last time I had a chance to I was disappointed because even that chance was robbed from under my feet/hooves. As I have confessed in the OC Slamjam group thread, any chance of my victory or progress in this contest is offset by the fact that I know more than half of my victories has been essentially false ones. Yet, it is precisely because I don't want any other author to be disappointed by a default victory or disqualification is why I'm here, with this entry, which is the best I can deliver considering my circumstances and my other writing projects, of which one major one is finishing as I speak.
So be disappointed if you want. I know what I tried, and I stand by what I wrote in the time I had and I will proudly embrace defeat if it is given fairly and with good reason.
Sincerely,
Falcata's author
Firefly's Author
The job interview setup was a little too formulaic and didn't really allow either OC to really shine.
6229621 Following through with your entry because you don't want anyone else to go through what you've gone through with this contest is admirable, and I commend you for taking others' feelings into consideration (something I wish more people would do). Whether you win this round or not, at least you can say you played the game up until your torch was snuffed without backing out. Such resolve has been kind of lacking in this contest with all the default wins, and I only wish everyone was as dedicated as you are.
With that said...
I distinctly remember that bit not being in the story the last time I checked the GDoc, and believe me, I would've noticed such a glaring error in the very first paragraph. Heck, most if not all of the hard errors currently in the story weren't there when I last checked...
And this explains why. I went to bed a couple of hours before midnight where I live, so I wasn't there to point out all the new errors before you submitted it.
Whoops.
Firefly's Author
Okay, so I ship Falcata and Firefly. They're adorkable.
Firefly's Story
I found the interaction between the two very fluid and readable. The parallel with Clover might be me reading more into it, but hey, I saw it. Firefly's interest in Falcata's past is initially fueled by his interest in magic which is more his modus operandi than historical trivia, and I liked that despite her toughness, Falcata was put into a vulnerable position that managed to get past her pride and help her see that her future was not set in stone... (Badum-tish!)
Falcata's Story
The job interview idea is a good way to get a feel for a character, although I find it a good technique when understanding the character is needed for writing a story, rather than making it the story itself. I think it was a bold move to depart Firefly from the usual magic-focused aspect of his and showcase his proffessional life a little though. Not entirely sure I'd buy Rainbow Dash's choice of choosing the less "cool/awesome" pony for the job though.
Results... Both stories focused on getting Falcata to a place where she could belong, but while one was about a job that landed her in a museum, it didn't really give the character a sense of belonging on the level that Firefly's story did.
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COSMIC!
But yeah I get why you voted that way Wanderer. Frankly I'm glad I at least put up some fight so that Falcata could get her last honorable send off :P
I'll abstain until and unless this becomes a close vote, I think. Neither entry did anything for me, personally, and I think they've left me feeling sort of drained.
Both had mechanical issues that a read-through would have made obvious (and yes, I caught Falcata's author's notes about the lack of time, but hey). I'd also say that I was personally bothered by the prose in Firefly's author's entry, as well as portions of Firefly's dialogue, in that they read a bit too much like how Falcata herself spoke, and it got very tiresome.
Neither had what I would call compelling characterization, but both were at least decent on that front. Though, it bothered me the way that Firefly's author seemed to backload most all of Firefly's sheet-relevant characterization, and in what I took to be so awkward a way (the Ponyville speech). Really, though, there wasn't too much difference between each authors' characterizations here, I felt like.
The plotting was weak in both. Two conversation fics in which I wasn't interested enough in the conversations for that to carry them. Firefly's author did insert some action into his or her piece, but it honestly felt somewhat tangential to me, especially considering that it had nothing but the barest connections to Firefly, who wound up just being something of an everyman conversation partner. I felt that Falcata's author used Rainbow Dash to somewhat better effect than Firefly's author tends to, but the plot on the whole was very uninspired.
I feel like I have very little to say on this, and it's because I don't feel strongly about either story, positively or negatively. I'm not even sure which I'm leaning towards, and I'll be vaguely thankful if they don't wind up being close enough by the end that my sitting down and coming to a decision would matter.
FIREFLY’S AUTHOR
Convalescence
Liked: The raw emotion of Falcata as she questions her honor. Like, dang, this is the best story to feature her yet.
Disliked: Falcata’s dialogue was decent, but there were some mistakes, like “wherefore” used as “where”. (It means “why”.)
Falcata vs. Firefly
Liked: The sheer hilarity of “job interview” plus “I am a pegasus centurion from after Equestria’s unification”. I mean, the comedic timing of that was perfect, and this is a great setup to have them interact. Also, I want to say that you’ve definitely improved over the course of the contest, so feel good. :)
Disliked: Her name is Matilda.
Falcata's Author
This is a bit of an oddball situation where neither story really stands apart from the other. I found the writing mechanics about equivalent and I found the plots equally interesting—not very engaging, but they were both on par in that regard, at least.
In Firefly's story, I did really enjoy Falcata's dialogue. It wasn't perfect, but it was a lot more passable than some other attempts at that dialect I've seen. I also like that this story is an offshoot from Firefly's last story, although I think the setup relied a bit too heavily on that previous story. I would've like this story to stand on its own a little better. Beyond that, there were a few show vs. tell issues, and sometimes Falcata's speaking style leaked into Firefly's dialogue. I did really enjoy Falcata's flashback, but not enough to redeem my other issues.
Falcata's author may have written a less apparently interesting story, but I feel like they nailed the characters better than Firefly's author. In the first story, Firefly kinda felt like he could've been any kind-hearted individual—none of his unique traits really shone. In the second story, I got more of a sense of both characters. Their characteristics came through in subtle ways. Some of the dialogue seemed off—especially Rainbow's—and there were some show vs. tell issues here too, but all in all I found it a more in-depth story as far as the characters are concerned.
In any case, both authors did a good job. Y'all have both improved quite substantially since the start of the contest, so you can at least take that away if you don't go any further. Well done!
Firefly's Author
Having promised to write Falcata as a ninja if I ever made it far enough to oppose her, I have to admit a certain pleasure at Firefly's author's opening scene. And props for making the old Equestrian feel right without being awkward. Both stories had some good worldbuilding in them, although I think Falcata's author did better in that regard. And while I like Falcata better as a character (she's like a cross between Luna and Zecora; what's not to like), I think that Firefly had a marginally better story overall.
The final tally (unofficial as of yet, reported by ArgonMatrix)
Falcata's Author: 2
Firefly's author: 6
I couldn't be happier than to have shared this round Falcata's author, who really produced a great read, even though under severe time pressure. 6229621 I enjoyed tremendously what you did with Firefly, having Dash stick him with her HR duties! I must have laughed for 5 minutes! You really caught on to the dynamic I aimed for between these two in Firefly's OC profile.
I'd also like to thank everyone who voted and/or left comments. The reason I entered this contest was to learn from the feedback, and it has been invaluable in making me think hard about my story choices.
My derp of this story: "wherefore" instead of "where". I added that in after my Elizabethan editor had done her edit.
My biggest frustration: TWO - that's 2 - references to Babylon 5 which nobody noticed. Perhaps I'm just being too subtle and quick to anger.
On to Evergreen - is this perhaps a battle of the Canucks!
6255718 Grats Firefly's author. It was a good contest and FINALLY I've actually fought a fair and square match with Falcata. Though I might ask you to watch your use of the OC sheets as you did (as stated in comments) stray from it quite a bit.
Good luck with Everfree!
BTW, are we allowed to tell who we are after being eliminated? Seriously, its getting annoying using this alt account XD
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While you're free to reveal who you were if you want to (though I think I have a decent idea already, personally), a number of us still voting would prefer if you didn't. If you say who you were, that's one less author who's potentially still competing, and so we would have a better idea of exactly which authors are in the final rounds, which hurts the anonymity.