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Goldbacon
Sometimes I write stories about cartoon horses. Other times I'm lazy. However, I'm definitely doing something related to cartoon horses at all times.
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Ahh....uhm....uh...ehm...
6204081 I am considering a sequel to their tale of rock hard love. Possible spoiler: Tom might have an ex-lover who gets between him and boulder. Literally.
Rock puns are the fuel of the universe.
After a rocky first few weeks, they settled into a gneiss routine. With Tom's gritty personality and Boulder's stony manner there were a few moments of aggregation. At the end of the day they were coal with each other.
As for the hot, steamy, stone on stone action...
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Love it,
I like the fact that you put so much description into something that seems so boring, but making it flourish in excitement.
Truly a work of art my friend.
I have no idea what I just read, but dammit if it wasn't hilarious!
6206060 That's what Boulder thought when Tom covered him with his sediment.
6206797 Thank you.
Before writing this, I secretly dreamed about the way a large rock could pleasure a smaller one with it's gritty exterior in an act of stone intercourse. Then I poured the very image of steamy sex between a pebble and a boulder into words. This was the product.
6206672 I see you have a way with the holy rock puns my friend. I respect that.
And concerning the stone on stone action: Their saucy love will continue, I promise.
6208658 You just read a romantic study into the science of rock love. And sex.
6203778 I can tell I left you thinking after this, presumably about the science of rock mating and the intimacies to stone's can share. I have succeeded as an author if such is the case.
6211123 This is what was running through my mind at that moment
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6211130 Strange. This is what ran through my mind when writing it. Although, I hadn't heard that version of Becoming Popular before. Thanks for showing it to me!
6211184 My mind is kinda blanking and the computer system in my brain was shutdowned and initiated reboot protocol...that was the intermission music.
. . . . . WHAT
6329772 I really don't know. I've created a monstrosity.
6330049 I thought the whole thing was f*ckin' hilarious.
6330067 Why thank you! I never said it wasn't a funny monstrosity, I just said it was a monstrosity. Next time: Tom and Boulder have a three-way with a mystery ex-lover
P.S. Seriously, thank you! I'm glad I was able to bring you joy with my literocktica!
6331265 Oh sweet Celestia...
Oh god those rock puns...and this fic...a better love story that twilight...