I know you're all curious: How did I win the heart of the most badass mare in all of Equestria? It's true, Rainbow Dash doesn't fall for just anybody, because being the best means that she needs to have the best—pardon the bragging. So, if you'll hear me out, then I'll tell you how I became the best, and how Rainbow came to be mine.
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And yes. Yes. A lotta yes.