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Freleania
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It's a cute story :)
Dunno about the law where you live, but as long as it isn't anthro or humanized then underage explicit material is fine on here.
6043323 Yeah, I'll probably remove that bit.
6044200 I don't know what to feel about the description
“You see that between your legs?” she retorted, “It looks like that, only bigger.”
OOOHHHHHHH BURNNNNN
Oooooo, can't wait to see where this is going
Sad thing is, these religious nutjobs think they're preventing things like that, but by turning a blind eye to it, they straight up have no clue if their kids are doing such things. So, they usually DO those things. Ironic really.
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I'm gonna tell you this, as one of the people she had the initial idea for writing this with: yes. That is what is being gone for here.
6053970
Oh man...Yeah, I thought that was the case.
6049516
Yes, we liked that bit too.
Is anyone getting the internet references being dropped with lines like "That shit looks like a Dildo" and "Show me the diiiiick"?
6044994
To be fair, this isn't supposed to be a porn story, just a comedy that happens to involve realistic characters talking about sex-toys and masturbation.
Hoofbeats is a "coming of age" / "finding yourself" story about a young mare who's special talent happens to be a passion for crafting masturbatory aids, in a society where that sort of thing isn't accepted by everyone, and the intention is to play that straight without being unnecessarily pornographic. She has a big world to conquer to be herself, but she has to do it if she ever wants to be truly happy, because for her, happiness is spreading the Magic of Dildos. Think about it like Footloose, but with masturbation instead of dancing.... like.... "Fuckloose"... or... "Dickloose"...
I dunno... "Vaginaloose"?
6044994
And I'm trying to get her to play with the description a bit more, like...
So far, this is interesting and kinda funny.
;3;
Your trolling was successful
6043323
Yup.
As darf once said:
6064419 I actually had written an alternate version of this chapter in which Hoofbeats taught Brightray how to masturbate, but I liked this better.
6064505 Yeah, it does work better.
Untrue. Don't you remember that child molestation case from our state a few years ago, where it was the 17 year old's parents accusing her 18 year old girlfriend?
Comical, but a bit extreme. Couldn't she have used a wet cloth?
Love it!
Enjoying this story so far!
Also, there should totally be a scene where somebody misinterprets the meaning of her cutie mark and believes shes actually a prostitute.
6073071 I think I'll remove that line. I don't like editing after posting, but this seems minor enough to not make a difference. Gotta stop posting stuff not proofread.
6073080 I like the bucket. Just try to take away the bucket. Rob will tell you it does not end well.
6073802 I might use that. As much as many authors hate it, I wish more people would post their ideas to my stories.
6074282 I know how it feels. It really helps cycle ideas and stuff if you're having trouble writing.
And trust me, in my earlier days of writing, I sure did get alot of writers block. Ugh.
And then she ran straight home to her parents in that outfit.
There's something oddly amusing about a little filly making adult toys
"Here's my pride and joy, the Plotplunger 5K, ribbed for your pleasure!"
"...how old are you?"
It's just funny to imagine Hoofbeats as a young filly xD
MY SIDES
6107640 I had originally included a disclaimer saying she was 18, but I like it better with her as a teen or preteen. I don't know how horses age.
Haha poor hoofbeats. Will they stamp the dildos with "Mom approved!"
6107854 One day at a time!
Church of the Sun commune, rubber plantation, well gee I guess now we know how those nuns all stay so celibate
I burst out laughing at the title of this chapter.
Ooh, do I spy a potential villain figure?
One solution that keeps bugging me: you know that any distributor worth the time can give a supplier both financing and deals with material-suppliers, right?
6135800
Spoiler: pretty much.
Sad thing is he has been supporting the balloon industry. They only had the opportunity to switch to making rubber horse dicks just recently.
They need to go tell Twilight Sparkle about this right away.
She'll combine wood alcohol with hydrochloric acid, combining that with copper rust, then mix it with silicon dust in a magically sealed environment using her friend Pinkie Pie's connections to bake it in a very hot oven until it polymerizes into the desired shape.
LOL LOL LOL
HA MINECRAF
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6107640
She's not THAT young. The intention is that she's in high-school, so if I were to give her an age, she'd be 16, which is legal in most places. [1] She's at least old enough that her peers are talking about and potentially having sex. (And I know if I had a daughter in High School, I'd probably up and BUY her a dildo, just so she'd have something other than potentially problematic sex at that age...)
In the end, like we keep saying, this story isn't intended to be straight clop and especially not foalcon, it's just a story about the self-discovery of a pony whose newly-acquired cutie mark is sexual in nature. It's more inspired by real life stuff and rule-of-funny than anything else, and doesn't really draw from sexual fantasies at all as far as I know...
6054057
I've got it.
"Pussyloose" or even just "Pussloose"
Edit: "Cuntloose"
AHHH!! NEW CHAPTER! :D
Wise words from a wise philosopher.
It just keeps going!
This chapter was a quickie, but sometimes that's all you need: it really gave me what I needed where I needed it...
And so begins the sex jokes
Wait.... Hands?
And so it begins...
How to solve: read to them Catullus 16.
Ok now here we go...
... Oh come on! - Every clopper reading this.
Welp looks like im going snob hunting "grabs rifle"
6184159 Screwloose
6258304 TROLOLOLOLOL!
6258260 Oh god, I didn't even catch that! I will change hands to hooves immediately!
6258328 The bell tolls for the lord of trolls. (get what i did there?
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