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hum interesting twist of events.
If I know Twilight...she will feel guilty if one of her friends is possessed instead...and Nightmare knows this...
I was afraid of that.
And I look forward to when the axe comes down.
And that's scary. Mostly because we have no clue what it IS.
To be fair, quite a few people do.
Yes. Have you SEEN the amount of stallions she has wrapped around her hoof?
Wow, goddamn. I suspect she has a sobriety spell of sorts.
Odds are.
Oh let her have her fun.
Ooh!
Indeed.
Yes...
Don't give Firesight ideas!
You'd think it's be Belle since, you know, Sweetie BELLE. But, eh, minor nitpick.
... OK, that's pretty funny.
This doesn't even remotely surprise me.
Yeah, so?
Clever.
Uh oh. *hits the deck*
She has a point.
Elaborate.
You're not wrong.
Considering that this thing isn't a grimdark/bad end fic, I think not.
Wow just wow.
7403363 Hey, good idea! Let me try that!
(FINALLY GOT THE URL WORKING)
I hope this guy gets a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown from the REAL Phoenix...
FLUTTERSHY!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? (computer explodes from excessive keyboard abuse)
FLUTTERSHY!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? (computer explodes from excessive keyboard abuse)
oops, double posted... sorry...
I cannot imagine the look of Franziska if she ever heards Edgeworth chose to open his hearth to a pony rather than her.
Also, is Trixie the only pony who thinks having sex with humans is icky? To be frank I think , in any other type of fic that should be the standard reaction from both ponies and humans respectively.
NMM hasn't brought out the big guns yet... but I am! It's Roseluck and Lily time!
I'm back — I'm back! I'm back! Ready to attack!
Well, I made it this far. You know, Rose. I really have no idea why this story is such a big deal. I mean, the scene in the first part of the trial with Phoenix was pretty — ngheeech! But all around... I don't think it deserves the "clopfic" title. It looks like a fairly normal story for the most part.
... You didn't read the earlier chapters did you? “This court has decided to be lenient on you, Miss Sparkle,” he told her huskily, finally stepping forward towards her, his hand and her magic working to position himself to enter her, the angle not quite right as he started to lower himself fractionally to place the tip of his organ against her hot and dripping marehood, its glistening, darker-furred appearance all but mesmerizing against her lighter lavender fur.
EEEEeeeeeeee! Stop! Stop! I get your point! I'm doomed...
Now, now. I'm sure as the previous paragraph made clear, sex is a beautiful and natural thing! And I'm just sure this chapter will do nothing but back that assertion up! No foreshadowing whatsoever!
Mmmhmmm...
There's one thing I've always kinda wanted to know...
What it's like to have sex with a dozen stallions at once?
Nah, I got that covered. Three times actually... Wait, are we counting magical influence? I meant four. No, I mean what it feels like to be a pegasus. The flying, the weather control, being able to push clouds... being able to fornicate at great distance...
To be able to fall to your death from great height?
Might not be a bad thing if I can fornicate across time and space!
Why does the idea of you traveling across time strangely make sense?
Honestly, I find her too intimidating to even fantasize about! Like, before my hoof gets anywhere my flower, she's started screaming at me for forgetting our anniversary or something...
Agreed. She's nice, but I sure wouldn't try to put a saddle on her!
Fainting is a natural and vital part of being a pony!
How dare she!
Stop! In the name of love! Before you break his hearrrt! Think it oh-oh-verrrr!~
Slice by slice. Killing them together! Gryphon hordes. Striking at their necks, swing by swing. Ponies watch their heads roll off nicely. Watch their legions fall as we sing. Adrenaline will keep our hearts racing. Predatory creatures we are facing. I'm rending Gryphon flesh~!
! Sweet Celestia's dock ring, Roseluck! That was brutal!
(Cough) Yeeeah. Sorry, I got a little carried away there...
I gotta hand it to the gal, she's kept that business on the down low. As much as she works and she has the time to be a successful stallion tamer without anypony finding out about it? Well played, sister. Well played...
Would you hit that, Lily?
Yeah, right in the face.
Ooosh! Nice one, Lily!
Thank you!
I don't see why she wouldn't!
These hooves aren't for show either, bub. You ever been kicked by a horse?
Whoa! Whoa!
Finally! An acknowledgement of my contribution to lovemaking! And from Rarity, no less! Do you have any idea where this could lead? I might become an alicorn someday!
Well... you or Cloudkicker. I don't really know her that well. How do you and her stack up side by side?
You'd probably think I'd know everything about a mare getting that much luck, but she's a fillyfooler, for the most part. Not my area of expertise. From what I hear, she's pretty much completely unstoppable though. Like no mare has ever turned her down.
If you don't mind me asking..."
She's never so much as spoken to me. No hellos or goodbyes. Not even a 'buck you, you whorse'. Hmph! I'm sure she just knows she has no chance with this!
You see Lily? Sex isn't some evil, nasty thing. It's sharing, really. Everypony wins and goes home happy. Wait...
Wait, what?
Is she saying she actually had sex with that gryphon!? No! N-no way! Not her! Equestria's greatest hero was sleeping around with a predator!?
Rose!? Are you feeling okay? You look... kind of frightening right now.
No! That... is... disgusting! Lily those people were eating us during the war; that is, when they weren't just helping themselves to us with their barbed, painful-looking... danglers! Ugh!
Well some of them did, according to the historical record. You don't suppose they all did that, do you? I'd rather give Firefly a bit more credit than pick out someone who did...
I don't care! It's not natural. They all need to go back! Equestria is a harmonious place, we don't need to be sharing with them!
I'd never have guessed you felt so strongly about... not having sex with someone. But don't thestrals eat meat too? You seem alright with them...
Next scene before I throw up...
Oh right; the pony that had sex with Phoenix. Just going to put my puke bucket away now... So what was her name?
Who let Twinkleshine in here!?
The butthurt rises! But seriously, Fell Flight is kicking demon flank after being dead for hundreds of years. She's freakin' awesome here!
What is Tartarus is her name!? Say it!
(Faints)
(Faints)
What's the matter, ladies? Can't take the... Wait, FLUTTERSHY!? (faints)
7403421 You can always delete one of them.
7403561 Flutters indeed....
Zodiac: And here I thought that she wasn't so confident in doing something like this. Then again... It makes some sense if I were to think hard enough. I can't say if I'm correct in my assumptions but we'll have to see when this continues forward... By the way, that Red Phoenix is getting rather close to seeing the end of my blade and magics. And I'm one who doesn't strike first ask questions later!
Noir: You sure? Because you kind of do that sometimes Zodiac...
Zodiac: The circumstances from those were different my changeling friend. This is personal towards the real Phoenix...
Epsilon: I'd be happy to set my sights on him and the Nightmare with my rockets... Can I do that?
Harmony: I don't think you can brother...
Epsilon: Damn it...
Zodiac: I'm with you there but we'll just have to wait and see how this all goes from here on out...
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With more twists to come!
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You may be more right than you know...
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So was Phoenix!
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A wow reaction is pretty much what I was going for!
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I consider that high compliment, thank you!
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Hope I don't have to pay for that! I daresay it was worth a double-post! And to think I was initially going to NOT say her name at the end and leave it for next chapter... but I was afraid I'd be hunted down and lynched if I did!
7404192 Wouldn't this stillcount as rape? Nightmare kept pushing that even though Twilight and Phoenix was plastered, Twilight still had fore knowledge of the punches affects. Therefore she still took advantage of an inebriated Phoenix Wright. Fluttershy is way too shy to openly say lets have sex and Phoneix would not agree if he was sober so didn't Fluttershy take advantage of him?
Well it was kind of a shot in the dark, but I got it right. Dayum.
Ohhhhohohohoho....this guy is asking for a one-way trip to the K.O.'d Corral...
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Nice. Very appropriate for Red Phoenix! As for his end... I now know what it will be. It shall be... appropriate, is all I will say right now.
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That foolishly foolish fool! How could he? *sniffles*
The only one? No. But keep in mind that ponies live in a world with many different races, so they're more at ease with the idea of interspecies relationships than humans would be. To quote one of the later chapters of Turnabout Storm:
Aside from that, I'm playing up Trixie's reaction for a reason. Suffice it to say, she will eat her words one day...
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Let's just say she had some liquid confidence at that point. After all, the Zap Apple ether affects everyone slightly differently, bringing out an inner self...
I think you'd have to get in line for that!
Well, Phoenix could materialize a rocket battery or any other weapon himself in there, but it wouldn't do any good against a dream demon like The Nightmare or an experienced and powerful dreamwalker like Luna. It would basically be this scene from Judge Dredd (excellent movie!) in reverse...
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No, because she was heavily under the influence of the punch at that point as well, but she did NOT know about its effects. So neither was exactly thinking straight at that point. This is a bit of a pet peeve of mine, where too many people claim even through both parties were drinking, only one--the male--is ever at fault. Gender roles are reversed here, but it's no less invalid for it. And remember Phoenix was warned about the punch, even saw its effects and partook anyway. He doesn't get a pass here.
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Congrats! At one point I wasn't going to say who it was this chapter, and leave everybody guessing until next. Decided that was too mean for words.
Nice to know he's hated! That's what he's there for! His ending will be... appropriate.
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I always grin when I see your comment post! Let's see what you got this time...
I think it's an even split whether people want to see more her end or Red Phoenix' at this point.
I know exactly what she's going to do, and keep in mind nothing and nobody is off-limits for her.
I pulled up a picture list on Bing to make sure I described her suit correctly, and half of them were rule 34 pics.
Rarity has her wits and wiles. Underestimate her at your peril!
I've seen stories where she does just that!
Too late. It's already been done, but not by me...
I've changed it. Rarity Belle it is.
Good. Then I'm getting her character right.
He's just making his eventual comeuppance all the more satisfying!
Definitely not. I'm crazy but I'm not that crazy.
And now the fun part will be showing it...
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Except for the magical lovemaking, magical attribute enhancements, hints of Twilestia and Pinkie Pie's peeping, a fairly normal story, yep!
Oh not yet, dear Lily. I have something special planned just for you...
Rose, you'd make a horrible poker player. Then again, if it was strip poker, you'd probably deliberately lose...
Lily knows you well, Rose!
Well, just ask Stuntman to hook you up with the local pegasi, and you'll join the mile high club with him!
That would certainly put an interesting twist on the Doctor's journeys! I don't think his sonic screwdriver can do a think for your rampant libido!
On the other hand, she intimidates the hell out of lots of ponies, on the other, if she wants you, she'll damn well get you!
No, but she might put one on *you*...
Right! Tell her to be a shot out of a cannon in a Manticore's mouth! Oh, wait...
Couldn't resist, could you?
And just how did you know that old earth pony war chant, Rose...?
Oh she plays, but she plays strictly on her terms. Her standards are VERY high...
Seconded!
Would you, Rose?
Fauxnix is going to get far worse than that before all is said and done!
Hope you like the shout-out, Rose!
*shivers*
I would pay money to see her go after you, Rose! Irresistible force, meet immovable object...
I may just tell her you said that. She could well take that as a challenge!
Poor Rose. Her hero has a dark side...
The Gryhpon Defense league would like a word with you, Rose. And I think I just saw Mildred coming up the walk...
That's it. We're dragging you to the Kingdom, Rose. If Five Stars can go there, so can you!
"Roses are red, except now she's green..."
What, you think I'm that easy? You think I'm just going to give it to you, Rose, after all those nasty words said about gryphons?
“Your highness!” Overcoming his surprise, the lead pony, a thestral stallion with a captain’s insignia, spotted Luna and bowed to her. “We apologize for not answering your summons immediately, but we were locked in battle. The dream demons are very active tonight!
Who let Twinkleshine in here!?
To coin a phrase, she's as awesome and she wants to be! And yet, it's not Rainbow Dash who's her descendant! It's...
*stands in the middle of the trio* Hmmm... I think I broke them? Then who can I get for commentary on the next chapter...?
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No....Surely not... Even she must surely not be heartless enough to bring in that scalding, burning, metaphorical pot of boiling water! Not even Mia Fey can stand up to that!!
Don't tempt her. She could summon the ULTIMATE FAINTING COUCH and nopony could stop her!
They are professionals!
First I am hearing of THAT fashion accessory
roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/evil.png?wrap=true One....Two...Three..... *DINGDINGDING!* Knockout!
And to think that theres more to come
Need to get rid of that :P
And holy shit! Seriously? Wow... I... never knew Flutters had it in her...
Whew...
Damn good show chaps!
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Thanks.
Seeing as Nightmare created Faunix Wrong, if on loses their head ,so does the other.
And that's the scary part.
I really shouldn't laugh.
Indeed.
*grins widely*
... You're serious. I, wow.
Cool.
Indeed.
Oh yeah.
I should hope not.
I think you're enjoying this a bit too much.
Fluttershy? well now, that was a bombshell revelation.
7404942 I guess you could say that was a big "know know"
I'm not sorry
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Nice, nice
Fluttershy was giving Phoenix thank you sex, calling it now.
7408574 You mean the battle of wits?
7408881 Thank you for what?
7413061 ...for saving Rainbow Dash?
7413186 Ehh, makes sense. Dash won't do it, presumably, so...yeah, maybe Fluttershy was doing it. Then again, once this is all over, Twilight might want to show her appreciation for Phoenix's work in saving her from Nightmare...
Y'know... my reaction would be given in a form of a music... This...
7405094 Y'know.... I was thinking the same thing. Only, half of it. LOL
Just to ask, does anyone think this music is both a good piece of music, and fitting as well?
Just curious.
The actual music link is in the text.
7463158 What's this Dirty Little Secret thing, then?
7463278 what? too lazy to search it out yourself?
meh. I'll give you the changeling one science I'm on my way over there anyways
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/262353/sex-ed-changeling-style
7471724 Wait, you called the author of this fanfic "wrong" because another fanfic said otherwise?!
You do realise that not every fanfic is canon to each other, right?
Those fanfics you're thinking of are 100% non canon to this story, unless Firesight says otherwise. That's how fanfic canon works.
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no i merely voiced another view,my wording could have been better
7471999 Yeah, definitely could be better.
I can recall a certain firebrand who would be the first to object to such a notion.
Wow, way to have faith in your friends, Phoenix. I know you don't know Rarity all that well, but sheesh. Then again, we all have that ONE friend...
What if Mia never died and you fell in love with Maya at first sight, partaking in a darker retelling of the classic Ace Attorney series where names are changed and personalities are warped, in keeping with the theme of "being more realistic"?... Sometimes I despise fanfiction, but then I remember there are good ones out there.
He's not worth it, man. He's literally a cut-out of you, save your rage for when a friend of yours almost gets immolated. Besides, he pretty much wanted to know Rarity's sexy time with Edgeworth just a while ago, I'm pretty sure he's poorly adopting Nightmare Moon's strategy. The very thought that you find it worth your time and energy to interact with him, verbal or otherwise, is a nonconstructive distribution of renewable resources.
Oh hey, look, a classic Ace Attorney cover-up; shifting the victims' bodies in a way that makes it seem like something different happened... I wish I didn't see the later title chapters so I wouldn't have a hint as to what happened, but oh well.
Roseluck... you mean one of the Flower trio, infamous for quoting from The Heart of Darkness... I mean, I know that fanfic authors need to interpret things in order to utilize them in the first place, but how would you get... that, from this?
You're wading in DANGEROUS waters there, pardner. I suggest we table this, lest things start to get ugly.
Alright, so since we all know the answer, I'll pretend I'm using logic. We all know how you feel about your RD's and AJ's, so that's a no. TS is also a no, since it can't possibly be her. Pinkie Pie is... Pinkie Pie, so I'll have to say no to that as well, and Rarity is swimming in Edgeworths. So that means it can only be... Sonata, who somehow escaped prison and wished to "thank" the stallion who set her free from her doubts and insecu- forget it. Photo Finish, say it for me.
They talked to each other, actually had a bit of chemistry, and he went to 2nd base with her wings. And we all know what they say about the quiet ones...
... You really want to know what I think? The reveal was good, there's no denying that. However, it's also true that it's overshadowed by the facets of reality. It's true that they were on good terms and whatnot, and alcoholic-beverages can do some crazy things, but the fact remains that they knew each other for around less than a week. Even if you were to dispel rape charges on both prospective defendants, it's also true that pursuing a relationship exceeding a strong friendship with either party soon afterward would be nothing short of rash, considering recent events. In the end, the execution and development of ideas are what I'm looking for, not the verisimilitude of peripeteia as compared to other mediums.
oh come on dont make me hate fluttershy in this story
Lyra
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Now *that* would be a twist!
perona > nami. change my mind
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no but you get the biggest plot in equestria
no.....just no
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I can't, sorry, since I don't know actually know the reference or the show. This part was added by Leo Archon, my occasional co-author, and he's a lot more versed in anime than I am.
Even bigger than Celly's?
Not to worry--that and Operation: Turnabout takes place in a different verse than this one. The Demon Attorney wasn't my favorite, but I figured I owed it at least one reference. Operation: Turnabout is its sequel and gets referenced by it in turn.