Twilight galloped up the white steps of the castle. After much contemplation, she had finally figured out her true feelings for Celestia. Nothing could stop her from expressing her feelings. She needed to find Celestia.
Guards moved out of the way as Twilight rushed through the halls of the caste in search of the princess. Doors flew by her in a blur as she searched for any sign of her. As she passed a room, she heard the princess' voice. She skidded to a halt, pushing her hooves down as hard as she could, and made a full turn around before galloping into the door. She had no time to knock, and busted the door down.
Inside was Celestia speaking with on the guards about security, but when Twilight entered they both stared at her. Celestia knew something was the matter if Twilight was breaking down doors, and sent the guard out of the room.
"What's wrong Twilight?" she asked.
Twilight gasped for breath and tried to speak, attempting several times before getting audible words out of her mouth.
"Princess Celestia. I love you. Do you wanna, I don't know, go out sometime?"
Celestia stared at Twilight wide-eyed. She didn't know what to make of the information, but trotted up to Twilight. She but a hoof on Twilight's shoulder and stared her straight in the eye.
"Twilight, I'm four thousand years old, immortal, and a goddess princess, and you are a normal unicorn who is, like, seventeen. You can't date me."
Twilight looked at the ground and frowned. "Okay."
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Twilight isn't a normal unicorn.
Apparently she's one of the most powerful unicorns (if not THE) in Equestria.
...I guess that doesn't really make up anything else, though.
This made me laugh so hard.
So true. Endless rofls.
So damn true.
This is....brilliant. An actual laugh for once, this is great.
17? Aww y u conflict with my headcanon. I see all the mane 6 as being 20 - 24 at the start of the show.
But maybe we c-
Lolnope.
Brilliant...
OMG that was funny.
Welp, points for trying, Twi.
597629 BEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAATCH!
Rejected!
Not even that. Twilight and Celestia have a sort of mother-daughter relationship. Just look at the hug in The Elements of Harmony, after Celestia returns from the sun. That is the definition of motherly love.
yes she is perfectly normal just like every other unicorn saved the world twice and discovered a changelings plot to take over canterlot and be powerful enough to be given a apprenticeship to Celestia but funny none the less
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You raised my hopes and dashed them fully
well played good sir
597952 Would 3-7 years make a difference compared to 4000?
597649 Yeah thats almost as bad as saying Pinkie Pie's a normal Earth Pony
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I don't know how old Twilight is but I'm pretty sure that she is an adult
im dying of laughter here. you are a genius.
I laughed out loud at the end. Okay? Okay? That's like Dash saying "Yeah, I guess I'm not cut out for the Wonderbolts. Nevermind." But seriously, here's a 500-word-or-so sketch I've had sitting around that covers the same idea, but could be the intro to a nice dark fic. This seems like the place to post it.
Oh, these incite a hearty laugh from me, mostly because of how bluntly accurate they are. Bravo!
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Yep, basically just that
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Yes. This sounds very much like Twilight. She's got to be one of the most horrifyingly persistent characters I've ever seen. If there's a way, however convoluted or insane, there's a will to follow it.
Lololol
When I saw "Twilestia" after the brutal Fluttermac, I was like AWW LAWDY HEE WEE GO.
And I was right.
So what... Celestia is just plain doomed to never have a relaionship? Compared to 4000 years, EVERYPONY falls under this. What is she going to do, wait for someone her age? Not really butt hurt here, I'm not much of a shipper, I just find error with the logic in this one. Not as well done as the Fluttermac chapter.
It was at this point that I had to stuff my hand in my mouth to keep from laughing so loud I woke the entire cul-de-sac and gave you a skyward thumb. Somepony put my giggles on pause... gahhahahahha.... hoooo boyyy...
cold........
Shot down!
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Well, I don't agree with THIS one. With Fluttershy and Big Macintosh, their reactions made perfect sense, since that's how they USUALLY act when put into those situations. With this one...okay, admittedly, I like Twilight x Celestia. But, I just don't think Celly would be THAT blunt with it. It...it just doesn't seem genuine. As true as what Celestia might say, it just seemed out-of-character. So, don't really like this part.
(You are a good writer, though. You make me happy with your good grammar and spelling. )
Mind blown to the moon
This sums it up perfectly. Celestia would probably be a bit less blunt, but still.
Shot down in flames!
awwww i was expecting her to say yes..... am i the only one?
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I'm more confused about her being called normal not because of her magic but because of her INSANITY.
"CLOCK...IS...TICKING!"
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Clearly she's saving herself for a certain Queen...! If only she would realise there is more than one way to extract love!
i was like .....
then HAHAHAHAHAH THE GREAT TROLLESTIA STRIKES ONCE MOAR XD
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All dreams...gone.
I never would have thought she would have been so brash about such a personal matter but that ending was as funny (a lot) as it was painfully accurate.
599397 You live forever. You fall in love with a girl. She dies of age or accident. Rinse and repeat to infinity.
It's not fun to be repeatedly heartbroken by a loved one's death. It's simple as that.
As much as I like Twilestia fics, I can't deny that this is probably much closer to the reality of what would actually happen, although like a lot of other commenter's have stated I suspect she would be a lit less blunt about it.
Fluttermac I can see, but... this is... eh
I hope Twilight can move on.... WHO AM I KIDDING THAT WAS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
"Twilight, I'm four thousand years old, immortal, and a goddess princess, and you are a normal unicorn who is, like, seventeen. You can't date me."
Twilight looked at the ground and frowned. "Okay."
I'm picturing Forever Alone face with a mix of sad Okay face.
Twilight with the okay face
599239 ohhh, good
HAHAHAHAHA XP
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> mfw I realise you can't favourite comments
To everyone who says that Twilight has more powers than a normal unicorn/ is older in your headcanon...
It's true, she is the most powerful unicorn in Equestria. And maybe she is intended by the writers to be 24 years old or something, but that's not really the point. She could be more powerful than Celestia herself and it still wouldn't change her age or mortality.
Arwen was almost 3000 years old when she met Aragorn.
Just saiyan.
600541 true that, but one supposes that being alone for all eternity would be pretty sad and, well, lonely.
Certainly falling in love and seeing him/her die, and having that happening over and over again is no fun, but not allowing yourself to be close to anyone for fear they'll leave just doesn't cut it...
601427 So you'd choose eternal torment via watching everyone you invest your heart for die repeatedly?
Okay, if that's what you'd wish.