I hope Scoots keeps her innocence long enough that she'll forget the details of this night before she realizes what really happened.

"Grown ups are weird." Scootaloo shrugged before trotting off to find Diamond Tiara and Star Sprint.

Indeed. My parents would lock the bedroom and claim to be paying bills

That last part, i died a little on the inside. Poor Scootaloo, when she realises what that was much later in life, the realization is gonna suck.