Steve and Hwnt "Hwnt become a princess"
The setting takes place within the villager's casino. Hwnt was playing with Benny an archery game which consisted of taking turns using a bow to shot down mobs. They did have some stakes, the loser has to do something the winner says.
"Eughoo," Benny says.
"Welp, I lost the dare. What do you want me to do." Hwnt said displeased.
"Eough."
"You want me to find some blackmail for Steve? Where?"
"Eiugh," Benny flys to the nearby water fountain. Then he gives Hwnt a gold nugget.
"You want me to wish to go on his desktop? What the hell." Hwnt steps forward and tosses the nugget into the well.
After that he was knocked over by wind then knocked unconscious. Hwnt wakes up to see about fifty files floating in mid-air.
I wonder what I can use to Blackmail Steve. Hwnt looks around and bumps into an invisible folder which opened on impacted. Inside contained downloaded 1080p60fps videos of My Little Pony. Just then Steve walks into his room and stares at him. "What are you doing there? Why are doing through my stuff?" He shouts at the computer screen.
He sits down on his chair and hives his mouse over the X square of the folder. However Hwnt reacted quickly and lifts an episode and jumps out of the folder before it collapses into a file. He then jumps into Steves Twitter account. He places the files a draft tweet and stands near the post button.
"If you post I swear to god that I will destroy you." Steve says frantically.
"Do as I say or else." Hwnt exclaimed.
"Ok." Steve says.
Hwnt pauses the states, "Wow, I thought you would put up more resistance."
Steve only shrugs. However the files Hwnt was carrying started to glow and he was pulled into the blinding light. The file opened and Hwnt was in the world of My Little Pony.
"Steve! Where am I?" Hwnt asked. He looked around to find that he was located on top of a tower, on a mountain, in a castle.
"Well me and my intelligence says that you've found yourself inside the file you were carrying. By the looks of it, you're in Princess Celestia's castle. Look there she is."
Hwnt approaches her.
"Hello there creature. What are you?" She smiled kindly.
"I am Hwnt. What the hell are you?"
Steve flinched and yelled are the screen, "She's a princess. Treat her with respect."
"I'm Princess Celestia and I am ruler of Equestria." She sat down on her throne chair. Luna came in though the door.
Hwnt typed in the chat /mute Celestia and Steve could see that.
"Hello Tia, who's this?" Luna asked Celestia.
"Mmuuhumm." Celestia was shocked as she tryed to say something.
" What?" Luna looked at Hwnt. "What did you do?" She growled
Steve spoke up, "Be careful, they have magical powers."
Hwnt looked at Steve, "What?
"Unicorns have magic, Pegasus have wings. Some have none. Only 4 have both."
"How do I defend myself?" Hwnt said sarcastically. He then went into creative mode and placed tnt everywhere with a /replace all TNT command. Luna gasped at all the explosives.
"If you harm me say good bye to your castle. I should reward myself." Hwnt walks over to Celestia who looked scared. He picked up he crown and wore it. "I'm the new princess of Equestria. Now bow!" They both reluctantly bowed in hopes that he won't destroy the castle.
"Good, now move away from the castle." Hwnt built a portal of obsidian and activated it. Then threw Celestia and Luna in.
Steve look impressed. "Wow I though you would die. What will you do with your new found authority?"
"I have one idea. But first tell me about the main characters of this show.
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Hwnt was on a train to Ponyville. No one was on board with him because he was wearing a crown... And told the people who tryed to arest him for steal that he sent Celestia to hell. As well as Luna. He was respected afterwards.
"I think all this power is going to your head. Maybe you should stop." Steve suggested.
"HaHaHa. No." Hwnt replies.
Hwnt arrives in Ponyville and locates a castle. He finds a Purple Alicorn which goes by the name of Twilight Sparkle. He slams the door saying, "DingDong!"
"Who is saying DingDong at my door?" Twilight yells from inside and opens the door. She sees his crown and was shocked. "TAS that doing on your head?"
"Long story short. I took it from them." Hwnt said.
"What!" Twilight shouted and leaped at him. Hwnt flu up and avoided Her attack.
Twilight took flight and attempted a beam of magic at him. He set down a Bedrock block which totally absorbed the blast. Twilight then teleported behind him and stabbed him with her horn. Hwnt didn't flinch nor get hurt. He turned around to see a shocked and defeated Twilight. She didn't know what to do.
Hwnt stated, "You shall call me Princess Hispanic Woman Needs Tacos."
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
"This is the worst fandom ever." Hwnt spoke to Steve.
"Well I think you don't know the meaning behind each episode, and within the last three days, you're turned all of Ponyville Residents into slaves and forced them to goldmine for you."
Hwnt looked at the workers and noticed another creature unlike the ponies.
"Eough!" Benny yelled from across the field and Hwnt walked closer.
"What?" Hwnt asked
"Eughu."
"You think I should stop this madness? Why?"
"Eeuuh."
"You also like this Fandom?"
"Euughh."
"This wasn't part of the dare? I failed?"
"Eeuhghg."
Benny took out a stone sword and sliced Hwnt into bits. All the pony residents looked at what he had done. They all broke out in cheer and threw him in the air. Steve minimized the tab and opened Minecraft. He met with Hwnt.
"I guess you're not meant to be a Princess after all. Maybe we should act like this ever happened."
"Fine, but if this ever happens to be brought up. I killed every pony. Then left."
"Ok, hey p, whatever happened to that crown?"
"Oh, I sold it for drugs. It made me feel like sucking my own dick then dying."
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5847237 That makes me sad, now time to jack off to ponies.
5847237 DAMN!!!
I haven't even read any of this, but it cant be that bad!
5847237 ok I cant even read the first paragraph.
You were right.
5847459 Have you seen the actual skits? That's how Benny talks. Lol
5847495 Who the hell is Benny?!?
5847503 He's part human and part, something. Tbh Idk. But only Steve and Hwnt understand him. Though his serotonin levels are that same when he kills someone and when he goes home to eat.
5847511 Can I ask, how old are you?
5847514 11 why
5847514 How about u?
5847521 Ah yes. That was to be expected.
5847526 I see why you asked there.
5847627 Me 3. I spent 30 minutes on this. On the toilet...in the bathroom...in the public
5847647 Hahaha, I wasn't being mean. I'm just saying I can see why he asked. I am not disrespecting your story in any way. I like the concept you have used just needs work that's all.
5847668 I know, if I came on to strong. It's your fault, I'm tall and weigh a lot and if I'm came on that would crush the daylight out of you. Light. Why is the a gh in it? What does that even sound like? If it's silent then I could wright
Ghghghghghghghghhgghgghghghghghgghghghgh <<<<< best fic ever writen
5847676 I think you need a pre-reader, a proof-read and an editor at this stage or read some fic writing guides that are out there.
5847237 Okay this time that was fucking funny hahah
5847703 He needs an English Teacher.
5847730 I'm sure he's in education, but all he needs to do is correct his work rather than posting it first hand
You are forgetting he is dyslexic
5847731 Same. Though I check my work constantly to make sure it's right.
Seriously 30 times I re-read my stuff. Even then it has errors.
5847738 Really? I just check my twice send it to my friends who proof-read it and I'm good to go :P If you ever need an extra set of eyes ask me
5847749 my only other friend that'll put up with my pony shit isn't very good with English, or working quickly lol.
I do have two I'm working with ATM, so I might just ask you for some help. Send me a friend or whatever this site does to keep track of people.
5847778 I guess thats a follow haha Or something :P GET ON IT FIMFICTION ADD FRIENDS
5847783 please?
lol
5847793 I will PM you my skype for reference if I'm not online on FiMFiction. and please?
5847805 'please' as in in we need friends or a friend like thing.
Alright. I'll send you my Skype too.
5847816 Oh haha yeah
5847526 And I'm 10. Who cares about ages XD
5847730
/black woman: He needs Jesus!
5847968
Those of us old enough to understand why it matters, rather than dismissing it because they don't like the fact that their age limits them and other people keep bringing it up, deciding age doesn't matter so they don't have to suffer a bruised ego.
Basically, all of us were like you when we were 10. Then we grew up and realized how freaking dumb we used to be. When you get to be my age you'll look back and cringe, trust me on this.
Also, my review.
This is bad. I can't tell if you're trolling or not. You seem to be. If so, good job. r8 8/8.
If this is serious, you need a lot of help to improve before trying again when you've got a solid grasp of the language and writing essentials down. Also that we generally don't like Minecraft crossovers so much as we don't mind ponies playing Minecraft. But a Minecraft self-insert? Hrrrgh.
When the fandom was first starting out, we got a lot of shit from the Minecraft fandom constantly harassing us, so... there's a bit of history there.
Seek out assistance to grow into your literary talents, and come back with a real page-turner instead of a page-burner, and we'll gladly welcome your work.
WTF did I just read? Just made an account to comment its that bad
5848010 Personally, I take that as an insult, because I think my writings good for my age, but thats my problem
5848599
That had nothing to with writing, it was the way you view age. You kind of proved my point there by taking it as an insult and misunderstanding me at the same time. I haven't seen your writing, so I can't judge its successes or failures. Thus I would not speak negatively about them.
5848641 Okai!
5847731 i don't go to school silly, I'm 11 I haven't been in school since I moved which was 6yrs ago
5848014 History?
5848010 2.bp.blogspot.com/-ufmGXTLfujE/U9AWMUAl8fI/AAAAAAAAUXY/BqXTuzIjaGM/s1600/he's+right+you+know.jpg
I hate to be rude, but there's a little thing called grammar...
5848775 not sure where you moved, but if it's America, you and your parents are breaking the law.
Isn't this why there's an age limit on this site?
You fanfiction sucks, deal with it. I feel dumber from reading this.
Never. Again.
I was taking a shit whilst reading it and before I wiped, I look down into the depths of the toilet bowl and thought '' this story is shitter than my shit. Should I put my phone in the shit so the story will belong with its own kind?'' In the end I did not want to as my phone is not shit its gold unlike this story. Absolute shit!
5856387
5856387 Once u go black u can't never go back
5856551 I would suck a fart out your butthole. Let me eat your shit.
5862693 kid you are twelve, i feel sorry for your parents
5878025 Im 13 it ok doe cause I suck my dads DEEZ NUTS
5849258 Love and toler8 through it
shity story
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