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This sounds awesome. I must give this a read later on.

Definately a read later

EDIT:

That was bucking awesome!!!

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Im ready for this.

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I was actually looking for the more generic one, but this came up on the search anyway.
How win.

PathofCloud, Me, my eyes, and my boner are ready for this wonderful tale.

alright....... LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty stoked to see how this all works out

Oh my. I'm a little scared.

Aww yeah.

As a fellow writer of a story where Spike is pimping, take this thumbs up and this gif:
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Gave those bitches Spike, Bitches love spike

661066 Damn you, I was going to post the same picture

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like a pimp

Djöfulsins Player

Bitches love Spike more than tug boats. I'm probably going to hell for reading this. Spike's got so many chicks he might as well be a middle eastern oil tycoon.

In all seriousness clop or not and this was 70% clop, this was still really good. It was well written, the syntax is great and for seven thousand words it doesn't feel that long. The emotions were still there and you kinda feel bad for Twilight.

"Hey Colonel Trautman can you ask Rambo, what Spike should do to his friends?"

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-FUCK 'EM!!!(best line from Rambo 3)

"Okay...I wasn't expecting such a blunt answer"

661109

Also I wanted to post, but you good sir or madam have beat me to the punch line.

Well anyway I'm late for bus...

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...so peace Out.

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661609

Well played.

So.

Well.

Played.

*manly tears*

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Who's next? Twilight and Rainbow? Or is it Fluttershy and Pinkie?

....*Just read the title*........ Me Gustajavascript:smilie('');

After reading...... hmm
I was unaware that dragons had two shafts.... which leads me to my next question.......
does he worry about them touching eachother?

oh but great chapter btw!!!

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I wanted to like this, but you're fucking up your homophones, and that I find equally funny and aggravating. Faved for the effort, and here's hoping you'll get a beta reader who can point out the difference between 'their/they're/there' and the like.

661066>>661109>>661609>>661124>>661221>>661471>>661641>>661898>>662076 indeed.

661087>>661090>>661097 Well come later you guys are gonna be amazed

661134 you may have an issue if your already at attention just from the summary

661165... if that's okay with you that is dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy.png

661204>>661441 Don't be scared be excited!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_OMG_LOVE.png

661197 Amazingly.

661220 Thumbs up receiveddl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png

661549 I have no idea but I'm gonna assume its gooddl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png

661642 neither its Fluttershy and Rainbow, you see Dash's enthusiasm plays as a nice foil to Fluttershy's shyness.

661745 You should try the story

661761 That is legit, some reptiles do have duel phalluses

661605 I lol'd. Your pic didn't work though. Thank you that was very detailed in what you liked and your answer wasn't just, oh porn. I felt that if Twilight was going to be introduced, which was necessary considering she lives with Spike, that I should show lightly how she felt towards him. I felt bad for her to honestly and I'm not a big fan of twispike.

662268 You magnificent bastard, continue this at once! I can't wait to see more!

662202 Well if you want to point out where I'll fix them but my beta reader did amazing you should see the unedited ver. Trust me I can't fault him for any mistakes as he probably fixed 500 some and no one is perfect. That being said you read the homophones the same and I doubt it really takes away heavily from the story. Thanks for the fav.

My reaction after reading this:

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Quickly get another chapter out before my face splits into six pieces or more!

662521 um if by quickly you mean in roughly 2 weeks sure 7000 words is a lot and the rest of the chapters won't be much smaller.

662536

Two weeks!?

*my face splits into six different pieces*

...You know what forget my request take your time. Now if you'll excuse me I have to tape my face back together.

662574 try gluing it. Yea I write number of stories at once though mostly clop and I try to give them all a fair amount of time every week. So while this won't get updated this week, without some kinda light bulb inspiration miracle of writing, I'll have other new stuff posted this week.

look at this author, this author is amazing. give them a like, I'll give you some raisins. a tap of the fave, my mind's like a cave, sadly I must say "it needs more pinkie!" like a party! I really like it I'd really like you to show me ideas are made sweet ideas, sweet ideas yeah sweet ideas

play the amazing horse song, then read this post in that tune

663043 Yea of the mane 6 Rarity's really the only one with the manipulative ability to pull this off. Spike is my fav character and he's rarely done justice. He either sleeps around in clop fics, gets screwed over in normal and clop fics (ironically by not getting screwed in the latter), or he ends up having to choose one mare over another. I felt Spike deserved at least one fic where he gets all the mares, its romantic, and they're all aware of his harem. I will say that to my knowledge their is no other fic that matches that criteria out there.

663211 well I can't unsee that now. However you did match the tune rather perfectly.

Don't know why it took so long for someone to do this

663723 I can only assume that the sheer size and difficulty of writing romance and three ways without sounding redundant scared people off. Getting all three of them in on the action as well as trying to work in their feelings as everything is going on is quite challenging.

thank you good sir

661097 Yea it was

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i hate to say it but... 3.bp.blogspot.com/-qKwXD2At40M/Tq9V2yrB0zI/AAAAAAAAQTg/JZzRMMQ_MLg/s320/mlp_fim_luna_woona_by_atticus83-d4a5exi.png youre a perv and you know it and that why i love you

664890 I am the King! And that Luna is adorable but so is any Luna really.

664897i role played with my girlfreind guss what it was her idea that i dress up as a pony

664906... I'm a go with yay... I think... maybe... I don't know

664915 me confused...... but it was fun like hell til she pulled my fake tail to make me come back for a third round

664926 drink more fluids... I'm giving Spike the same advice.

664951nononono you dont understand.... im writing while bucking

664951heres a pic for you e621.net/data/sample/6e/e9/6ee98e652d98de2f3bb91f54af8f180e.jpg?1322102473

Spike is THE BOSS

665481 And its good to be the boss

finally, a fic that caters to my forbidden desires

quick question though, are Spike's genitalia next eachother or above eachother?