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AlesFlamas


I like to write stories. Not too great at it though. Open to collaborate!

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Written for one very lemony lass
Lemons do not talk. That's what everyone keeps telling Pinkie. Pinkie doesn't believe them. After all, if lemons couldn't talk than how could this one have taught her the secret to ultimate happiness? The answer: it couldn't have.

Pinkie keeps insisting that it did though, and she's determined to spread the good word to everypony she knows.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 11 )

Awwww, poor Pinkie.
Obviously it's a multidimensional lemon, who can only speak when near enough to a rift. The entry point to the castle worked fine, as it was flooded with friendship energy, as did the place where he fell from the sky, but up inside the castle it failed to connect. Attempting to draw interuniversal energy from the crystal itself, it failed and reversed the polarity. This created an anti-lemon battery, and drained the fruit of all super-citrus-natural powers.

5753546 Uhh, y-yeah. Totally that! *cough* :twilightsheepish:

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This story helped me achieve true euphoria.
Lemon is a character I can really relate to. Bravo.

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Yeah! You... totally read all of it to make sure it made sense, right?
Totally. *cough* :twilightsmile:

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5926915 That's how I feel about God Of Physics...

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