Life gave Cave Johnson lemons. Ever the capitalist, he started to make them into lemonade and sell them. But he added a little flare to them first.
Written because this place looked lonely.
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Who is Cave Johnson?
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The guy who founded Aperture Science, the laboratory that Portal and Portal 2 is set in.
Short, sweet made me giggle only a few sentences inn?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkgiJD9KuM
Okay, you got me. I silently lol'd, mostly because I could read every line in Cave Johnson's voice.
Cheshire is glad with your lemon story and even happier that they hurt somepony
Damn it! I was going to do a lemonade stand story too! XD No way this can be coincidence!
I'm still going to get mine written up soon. XD But what were the odds?
5632144 Aww, sorry man! Can't wait to see how that one will turn out
5632429 I'll wait a while until this story goes out of the Popular section. XD Too many lemons in one place can make things quite sour. Like a lemon. XD
I'm a bad comedian...
Bah dum tish.
Wow, much lemon such boom wow
LEMON
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That's racist.
5653498 All Lemons are racist. The only difference is I admit it!
Sorry. I stole that joke from that Simpsons Halloween episode with the Grand Pumpkin sketch. I am sorry for offending any Lemons out there who took this as an insult.
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It's alright, man.
I'm used to the ol' sour joke by now.
I have thick, zesty skin.
Great story, do continue
Surprised none of the element bearers got involved.
sulfur does not make you explode
edit: I know I am bing nit picky here but stories that violate reality rub me the wrong way.