Votre waifu ne saura jamais parler français

One day, Twilight wakes up to find that the love of her life is leaving her. She finds out why and how ridiculous the reason is.

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FamousLastWords

FamousLastWords #1 · Jan 30th, 2015 · · ·

“B-b-but I love you…”
Another large sigh from Anon.
“I know you do. The problem is I don’t

Sometimes, you just gotta tell it like it is.

Watcher Pumpkin

Watcher Pumpkin #2 · Jan 30th, 2015 · · ·

"Omelette du fromage" I bet that was a reference from Dexter's Laboratory.

bioskyrim

bioskyrim #3 · Jan 30th, 2015 · 2 · ·

I think you need to correct the mistake in the title

Votre waifu ne sera jamais parler français

Votre waifu ne saura jamais parler français

sincerely, a french reader

bioskyrim

bioskyrim #4 · Jan 30th, 2015 · 3 · ·

Okay, let's improve that french !

Oui oui bon monsieur. Je peux parler français et je peux parler bien!

Oui oui bon monsieur. Je peux parler français et je peux le parler correctement ! Sounds better

Qu’est-ce qui voudrait me di? Comme j’ai dit, je peux parler tout le français!

Qu’est-ce qu'il voudrait me dire? Comme je l'ai dit, je peux parler français! ("tout le français" is really weird to say in french.

Omelette du fromage?

Omelette AU fromage? BE CAREFUL ! You made an error on an internet meme !

Bonne soirée (ou journée), en france il commence a faire nuit et je sais pas si tu est Anglais ou Américain ! (You're mission if you accept it is to understand the previous sentence !)

PS: Si tu me dit que tu est français, je vais être VRAIMENT déçu ....

Infinite Evil

Infinite Evil #5 · Jan 30th, 2015 · · ·

5568058 I'll be honest, I was just being a lazy fuck when it came to the french and I just typed it into google translate. I could have utilized the french I know but I didn't.

If you must know, I'm American. Even though I've taken french for four years, I still suck at it a whole lot.

Glass Beaker

Glass Beaker #6 · Jan 31st, 2015 · · ·

5568058

Qu’est-ce qu'il voudrait me dire? Comme je l'ai dit, je peux parler français! ("tout le français" is really weird to say in french.

Here, I think the author meant "What are you saying?" The use of "il", meaning "he" is weird. In your correction, RD is saying "What is he trying to say to me?". In this context, it is weird, because RD is responding directly to "Anon", so the third person seems out of place.
I think "Que veux-tu dire?" or the more polite "Que voulez-vous dire?" would be the correct phrasing.

Glass Beaker

Glass Beaker #7 · Jan 31st, 2015 · 1 · ·

Well... Anon is a douchebag. Leaving someone just because they do not know a language, especially without at first talking to this person about how it troubles you is kind of a dick move. However, I think the author went on a more silly approach, so I won't take it against him. I'm just saying if I was there when that event would have happened, I would have explained to him that he his an embarrassment to all things francophone, and since i'm french-canadian, it would have involved a lot of "TABRN@K", "C@L!CE" and "H*ST!E"

smeeg