Ever since the Dazzling's defeat Sonata still has been going on and on about the fruit punch. Sonata then shows Aria how to make REAL fruit punch.
Do not follow instructions in this story. Please.
I dunno...I wanted to do this for a long time so I was like Why not? Technically there isn't that much gore... erm... A little I guess.
EDIT:
I do not care if you hate. I'm still a beginner. Also I am seriously not deleting comments. I think I got hacked as well so yeah don't blame me if your comment is deleted. :/
Okay. I get the idea it's boring. So I'm taking it down tomorrow. No more arguing please. Please just leave me in peace.
- Appl3dashie.
I'm still processing...
Uh... is it the music talking or did all that really happen?
I just... I what... The.. Duh... Umm... I just can't even right now.
Wow that was new...
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It's blood, isn't it?
I don't think anybody would follow your instructions whether they read your stories or not.
So there's nothing for the people who get off on that, and there's nothing for the people who don't. Great fucking plan.
First line, and I'm already sick of their arguing. Great.
What? Missing apple? Fail? Two hours? What? What the fuck just happened?
First off, I think that's more Adagio's permanent state than an emotion. And second, why? Because Sonata's making punch?
And "your" apparently living in a world where bloodletting is a service you go to shops for. And wasn't Sonata previously on a bin?
Alley? Where the hell are they? I thought they were in a house or some shit.
"I expect sympathy from you despite that not being one of your character traits at all. God, I'm so emo."
No, you aren't, because you hate each other.
More than I have in my wallet, anyway. Also, they live in an alley, yet apparently have a budget? What, does Adagio part-time at H&R Block?
I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN AN ALLEY! ONE THAT THEY LIVED IN! WHY WERE THEY IN THE ALLEY?
"Yeah, Sonata almost got raped like twenty times, but nobody cares, because she's the worst."
Cannibalism fic? Also, thank you for stating the only part of the story that everyone knew already.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything whatsoever?
I'm with Adagio on this one. Shut the hell up. Also, apparently you need to say the name of the floor you want out loud before you can press the button. That's some shitty voice-rec.
Aria is the stand-in for most of the audience, at this point.
No! Go back to telling her to shut her face! Anyway, what kind of hotel is fifty stories tall, has voice-activated elevators, and still uses keys?
It's the one where literally everyone becomes an alicorn princess!
You're in a hotel room. How fucking big is it that you need to pull a table in front of it? Just sit on the damn beds. And what the hell kind of hotel has a kitchen in the penthouse rooms?
Christ, she just said she would a line ago! Give her a second!
>penthouse suite
>ramen cups
>...
She hasn't even done or said anything for several paragraphs! What the hell is your problem?
-nly a pointless character who has done nothing yet. Pick up the fucking pace.
Thank you for describing a ramen cup, since I'm sure there is absolutely nobody reading this who knows what one is.
Take a fucking guess.
Oh shit, I thought they were going to watch Parks and Rec!
I would have thought you'd be more interested, since you have LITERALLY SEEN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM IT BEAT YOUR ASSES. That has to raise at least a few fucking flags!
It is neither of those. In any event, CUE THE FUCKING THEME SONG.
...We know the song. You don't need to-
--to go through the whole thing. Also, you fucked up the theme to the show you are writing a fanfiction for. How did you even manage to accomplish that?
Fat, autistic men's rights advocates. AMIRITE?
"Because we're going to need them."
First, how did you get mold in your tap water? Second, HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE YOUR OWN IF THERE IS NO WATER? Is this a watersports clopfic now? Because if so, my dick isn't out yet.
How the hell are you going to make it? I mean, I know you're going to stick a straw into Aria's heart or something, but otherwise, how? The author can't seriously think this is subtle.
Neither are true. She's fantastic at being obnoxious, and everyone loves people *ahem* who spend half an hour dissecting a bad gorefic.
Oh my god, the author's doing it for me.
Seriously, do you even need me here? Is this fic just that self-aware?
How do you "click your fingers angrily"? Inquiring minds want to know. Is it like that sassy black woman thing? Because Sonata Dusk is neither sassy nor black.
No, it totally is, you just haven't seen a Madea movie yet. Which is a good thing.
Said every thirteen-year-old dumb enough to start reading this.
OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD, MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT MOTHERFUCKING PUNCH!
Aaaand we're back to the self-aware-fic thing.
Because you're a fucking idiot who would make Blues Brothers 2000 say, "That's some shitty slapstick."
Why are you okay with this?
"I'll eat it, and then look like an asshole." Ding!
This was a problem, because she was too stupid to get something to stand on.
I. AM. SO. BORED. KILL SOMETHING.
Really?
You fucking liar.
"Nah, it's just a major compound fracture with bone fragments sticking out everywhere. No biggie."
WHAT? WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?
What? Reflection? Wings? Trimmed? What? What the hell did I just read?
Well, obviously. At least now we can answer the age-old question: "WILL THIS LIVING, SENTIENT BEING BLEND?"
"RAAAAGH! DIE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" "What the FUCK is wrong with you, Aria?" "THIS SATISFIES MY SEXUAL URGES!"
"I'm not mad because you killed a living, thinking creature! I'm mad because you fucked up the punch!"
"Seriously, Sonata, I came SO hard from that. Like, my knees barely even work anymore."
That's not punch, that's prison wine.
Seriously, dude, what the fuck?
Since when did they make metal phones? And, possibly more significantly, WHY DID YOU BLEND PRUNO, AN ENTIRE WOMEN'S INTIMATES SECTION, AND A CELLPHONE? WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS EATING YOUR BRAIN TISSUE FOR YOU TO THINK OF THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
... I need a drink.
What the hell did I just read?
Wait, shit, what the hell is this?
WHAT?
I think punch is a euphemism for "crystal meth", and I think the author was on it! So you're fucking straight-up it's dangerous!
Didn't you just kill them, or something? Isn't it a crime scene?
OH SHIT, IT'S M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!
It's probably a shitty fucking fanfic, is what it fucking is. Seriously,
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Oh noes, whatever shall I do without my lucky Adagio? D:
5465914
Wow, someone's got a sarcasm addiction. Still, that comment is way better than this whole entire fic.
5466341
It's my meth.
Also, author guy: if you deleted all those comments, seriously not cool.
That's just downright petty of you.
5466401
Really is petty of him isn't it, Chicken?
It doesn't change the fact that your story sucks, man.
Aw man, my comment got deleted.
You know what? I'm not going to take this shit sitting down. No, what I'm going to do is take this as an opportunity to write a better comment and say more about your fic than simply "it's awful."
This fic incredibly disappointed me. See, one of my favorite things to read around here are the silly, dumb fics because I can get a quick laugh out of them and they're short so I can consume one fairly quickly and move on. I thought this fic could be something I could get a quick laugh out of or at the very least, enjoy.
The problem this fic suffers is that it gets drowned out by a combination of weirdness and plain stupidity. Normally this wouldn't be a problem as these types of fics enjoy much lower standards compared to regular, more serious fiction. Every new one 5465914 rips into this fic pretty much covers the problems on a more specific basis but the bottom line is this: this fic is just plain stupid and as hard as I try, I simply couldn't enjoy it.
That and as 5466495 said in his deleted comment, this fic is just boring. I'm fairly certain I skimmed half of it because the stupidity in this fic just got boring.
This fic disappointed me incredibly and I try hard to enjoy it, but I'm sorry. I just simply couldn't enjoy it.
5467709
Yeah, I originally thought, "Hey, this is going to be really spectacularly bad," but it's not. It's just not good. It's a really boring read, the twist is fucking ridiculous (but not even in an amusing way), and the end is retarded.
It's just not good.
HA!! He says he got hacked, and that's how his comments got deleted! Okay, man...I'll believe you this time...but I'll be watching you...
SOME ppl always hate, STOPE HATING. Come on!
5510927 I agree with you... HATERS
5567903 Thank you!
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5567903
Thanks guys for being supportive. Your the best!
5465768 Why are you being so mean. Reasons?
Dude it's a bloody story!
I just find it funny how all these adults are coming at a 5th grader in such a passive manner. At the time this story was written, my friend and I (Apple3Dashie) were both only 10 and heavily into MLP, so just take a step back and think about how you’re basically attacking a fucking kid. She put effort and time into this story, enough effort to have wanted to share it but in the end to have only get backlash and hate. Just let that sink in.
Interesting read indeed