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AbsoluteAnonymous 213073

Joined October 2011
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    AbsoluteAnonymous's Stories (21)

    • The Light Goes Out
      Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia's final conversation together.

      3,014 words · 13,545 views · 1,439 likes · 20 dislikes
    • Pinkie Watches Paint Dry
      Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis about paint.
      2,500 words · 32,103 views · 2,834 likes · 50 dislikes
    • Transdimensional Zoology
      A story about an alternate universe where the pets of the mane six are actual ponies.
      3,811 words · 10,019 views · 1,091 likes · 22 dislikes
    • Shipping Goggles
      Rarity ships her friends. Hilarity ensues.
      2,778 words · 20,911 views · 1,301 likes · 28 dislikes
    • A Million Things to Do
      6,046 words · 7,131 views · 588 likes · 10 dislikes
    • Diamond in the Rough
      2,961 words · 7,496 views · 500 likes · 8 dislikes
    • The Cold Light of the Stars
      4,919 words · 3,191 views · 452 likes · 9 dislikes
    • Ambition
      4,714 words · 3,198 views · 305 likes · 5 dislikes
    • The Games We Play
      137,602 words · 18,490 views · 1,611 likes · 48 dislikes
    • Magical Pony Ultrasounds
      5,456 words · 14,659 views · 1,080 likes · 33 dislikes

    Pinkie Pie comes to Rainbow Dash with shocking news; the world is going to end, and they have a million things to do before it does. Although Rainbow Dash agrees to play along, she obviously doesn't take her seriously... but as the day goes by, the true meaning of Pinkie's warning becomes clear.

    Featured on Equestria Daily.

    First Published
    5th Nov 2011
    Last Modified
    5th Nov 2011

    Comments ( 80 )

    #1 · 80w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I rarely use emoticons, so I hope that shows just how much I mean this: :heart:

    Delightful story about the joys of never growing up. Sure, you have to get more responsible as life goes by, but the joy and wonder of being a kid never has to stop.

    #2 · 80w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Around the world in 10 seconds flat. THAT, my good sirs, is 20% cooler.   :rainbowkiss:

    #3 · 80w, 5d ago · · 1 ·
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    wow, just... wow

    #4 · 80w, 5d ago · · ·
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    That was a pretty cute story xD it was really fun to read.

    #5 · 80w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh: X all the Y?

    :pinkiehappy:X ALL THE Y!!!

    Great story!

    #6 · 80w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    “These won’t just be boring normal cupcakes!” Pinkie announced to nopony. “This is the time for epic cupcakes! Big, ginormous, fantastical cupcakes! The biggest and bestest ever! We need flour! And sugar! More sugar! MORE SUGAR!”

    I spy with my little eye, an Epic Meal Time quote.

    #7 · 80w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    i spy with my little eye an epic meal time, portal 2, and MLP FiM development references :pinkiehappy: lol i liked that story, and the moral at the end there, growing up without actually growing up, actually gave me a feel :pinkiesad2: none the less a well made story, i am pleased :twilightsmile:

    #8 · 80w, 4d ago · · 1 ·
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    I've been looking for a good story to read and this story is pretty good. :) Keep up the work :yay:

    #9 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Pupitear must minupiulate the words like strings inorder to make movements.

    Trans latium ranbowdash must fly so fast that she makes a worm hole to another dmention

    Also nice work on the story its really good

    #10 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Man, I msut say that was some story. :pinkiehappy:

    That is just like Pinkie to act this way, I mean even I was almost to tears on the revelation. Rainbow Dash is truly lucky to have someone like Pinkie Pie by her side, to lighten up her own life.

    Truly lucky indeed.

    Thank you for such a great story. :rainbowkiss:

    #11 · 80w, 2d ago · · ·
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    HEY! GUESS WHO'S ON EQUESTRIA DAILY? THAT'S RIGHT, ME! :pinkiehappy:

    Everyone should totally feel obligated to go and leave as many comments as they want on the blog post for it. I am not ashamed to pimp my own writing. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/story-million-things-to-do.html#comments

    This has completely inspired me to try submitting one of my other stories.

    #12 · 79w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Thank you, thank you for writing such a wonderfully made story. This story actually made me realise just how we tend to forget all the fun in our lives once we grow up. All the fun, all the laughs, disappeared. It's such a wonderful story, I cried tears of joy while reading this actually.

    Thank you, thank yo.:pinkiesad2:

    #13 · 77w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie in spaaaaaaaace!

    #14 · 76w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I saw the also on EQ. Loved it.Great j:heart:ob!

    #15 · 76w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I saw this also on EQ. Loved it.Great j:heart:ob!

    #16 · 76w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Man!I suck at typing.:flutterrage:

    #17 · 75w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>27025

    Congrats man, you absolutely deserve it. It's been too long since I read something that actually made my eyes water. Fantastic work. :heart:

    #18 · 74w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I love this story. It's perfect Rainbow Pie, even though it's friend-shipping and not romance. The way Pinkie manifests her panic, the way Rainbow almost blows her off, the things Pinkie decides they should do--all lovely. And the dialogue is crackling.

    But what really takes the story over the top is the ending. It would have been a lovely, a good, story even without the emotional tone twist at the end ... but with the twist, the story went from a pure comedy to something deep and emotional. And the very last sentence was just utter, sweet perfection.

    #19 · 74w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It's a very well written story, and I don't want to come off as just negative, but you need to edit. It didn't ruin it for me by any stretch of the imagination, but I did notice quite a few mistakes. Just remember to check before submitting is all. Other then that, I really, really enjoyed this.

    #20 · 74w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I LOVED IT!!!!

    #21 · 73w, 2h ago · · ·
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    THE CUTENESS

    THE D'AWWWNESS

    IT'S KILLING ME WITH DIABETES

    :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

    5 stars! Definitely deserves its spot on EQD! Congrats!

    #22 · 69w, 2d ago · · ·
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    ...And finally, after having flown across the planet, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie realized, they have finally done everything possible, ever. And then the next day they both died of boredom, and, no longer having the limitless supply of energy known as Pinkie Pie, the Universe crumbled into non-existance. The End. (For-EEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy:)

    #23 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    5 stars? How about 5 hearts and 5 stars! :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

    Pi
    #24 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Spaaaaaaaaace! :pinkiehappy:

    This was a very well-written story, quite an interesting set-up as well. I would have loved for it to be a little longer, but what we got was really good!

    Two thumbs up and a tip of my hat to you.

    #25 · 67w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Why Not?

    Life Philosophy.

    The cutest story ever!!!!:rainbowkiss::pinkiehappy:

    #26 · 67w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This story was really sweet:pinkiehappy:

    #27 · 65w, 22h ago · · ·
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    This. This right here. This is how you write Pinkie to perfection.

    #28 · 64w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Awesome... Wow.... :pinkiesad2: A fantastic story with an incredible twist.  It has a "moral of the story" that you can't see till the very end of the story but jumps out at you and becomes very clear.  The moral doesn't seem forced either, it just... works.  This story really made me think.  Wow, you have talent.

    #29 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    And here I thought you were actually going to make the world end even though Pinkie said it wasn't. That was the ending I was hoping for...but we can't alwas get what we want.

    #30 · 63w, 1d ago · · ·
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    That.... that.... that was adorable. :heart:

    So this adorable story has earned this:

    Thanks for sharing this story with us.:pinkiehappy:

    #31 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·
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    take off the comedy tag plz

    well, sure, i grinned here and there, but the overall tone of the story isn't lighthearted enough

    the story was fine, i disliked for the wrong tag

    #32 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>333655 Wow, what an unbelievably petty reason to dislike a story.

    #33 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>334159

    Yea, you'd think, but watcha gonna do.

    #34 · 61w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Is it wrong that after your portal reference, Rainbow continued to sound like Wheatly for the rest of the fic?

    #35 · 60w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Man I love these short lighthearted slice-of-life fics. Thanks for the happy-injection. :twilightsmile:

    #36 · 60w, 4d ago · · ·
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    if only we can live up to this ideal, then reality comes in

    #37 · 60w, 15h ago · · ·
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    am i the only one that thought when pinkie said these aren't gonna be normal cupcakes that this was gonna go down that road again?

    #38 · 58w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Someone thumbed this down.

    They.

    MUST.

    DIE!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

    As a side note, good story! It filled me with happy.:pinkiesmile:

    #39 · 57w, 1d ago · · ·
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    This was an adorable story and I enjoyed it a lot.

    That said, you can't seem to decide if it is just friendshipping or full shipping. I would opt for the former, but you have things like Dash getting a wingboner while holding Pinkie ("Rainbow’s face was growing warmer and warmer, and she could feel her the feathers of her wings grow stiffer and spread, even as they beat.") so it distracts the reader a little bit.

    Nonetheless this is really good and you get thumbs up.

    #40 · 56w, 3d ago · · ·
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    *Sniff*:pinkiesad2:

    #41 · 56w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I am so late to see this. But this is amazingly cute and heart warming. Amazing work.

    #42 · 56w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Bucking Amazing.

    #43 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Another one of those stories I remember reading several months ago, when I first got into this whole shipping thing.. It's really quite adorable.

    #44 · 55w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This story shall be my new bible. I shall read it everyday, and uphold its message. Excellent story, excellent characterization. Why couldn't everyone be Pinkie Pie? I think you should add the "sad" tag to it though. When Pinkie says it's the end of the world, she means it as literally as she possibly can. It's so sad, watching her face a world devoid of laughter, seeking the last days of innocence before the horrific journey into the adult world. Seriously, I could never imagine Pinkie Pie with such a deep message for us all.

    #45 · 55w, 4h ago · · ·
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    How do you do it? Every story you write is an amazing piece of art! I've decided that I'm going to read every single one of your fics! Somehow you can make an amazing story out of anything, from a RainbowPie (PinkieDash?) fic, to Pinkie simply watching paint dry. You are awesome! Never stop writing fics. I got another three fics to read, then I'll start on The Games We Play, I can't wait to start that one, I'm sure it's going to be amazing!

    #46 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Her mind instantly leapt to the mental image of her and Pinkie floating through space.

    "I'm in space! So much space, gotta see it all! Spaaaaaaace!"

    "I know you are, Pinks. Yep. We're both in space."

    "Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! Yee-haw! Ooh, there's a star! Another star! And another one!"

    I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

    #47 · 53w, 5d ago · · ·
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    man why did i only cry at my little dashie!!! thats it time to pullout the failsafe

    i dident want to do this but dangit you leve me no choice!!!!:flutterrage:

    *reads tears of a godess and plays amazing grace*

    "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound. twas lost but now, i see!

    #48 · 53w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I love your story. It's so sweet and the characters are really true to the show (sorry, I can't think of a better word) this could almost be an episode in itself. I wish it was. :pinkiesmile:

    I give you 5 dashies out of 5

    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #49 · 53w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This fict made me wonder where the hell has my childhood gone...

    Aw, crap. Here goes one of my bad moods.

    Nevertheless, a beautiful fic. Rated, favourited, downloaded for later re-read.

    #50 · 53w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Oh, the joys of being a child at heart. It's the most joyous feeling one can experience. Ponies help me experience this feeling. This is a great story. 5 yay's out of 5. :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

    #51 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    A very sweet, sentimental story. I often felt afraid of growing up myself, and I can somehow relate to this fic.:pinkiesad2:

    #52 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    That was amazing. It is a very relatable story.

    #53 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This is incredibly awesome, and there were SO MANY references. I megapprove. :heart:

    #54 · 53w, 5h ago · · ·
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    My eyes started watering a bit when i read that last part. :pinkiesad2:

    Cool story, bro! :heart:

    #55 · 52w, 6d ago · · ·
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    That was great! I'm not usually a Dash fan, but I really liked her portrayal here and Pinkie was bang on! No easy feat there.

    #56 · 52w, 5d ago · · ·
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    That was amazing! I loved it, so deep...

    #57 · 52w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Wow, didn't realize it would be a bit sad :pinkiesad2:

    I normally don't like sad stories as it gets me depressed. Although this made me sad, I loved it. Well done! :pinkiehappy:

    #58 · 52w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Eh, it was okay.

    #59 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I wish that Pinkie Pie lived near me. :pinkiesad2: Amazing story!!

    #60 · 52w, 16h ago · · ·
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    This would have to be the first story which made my eyes water.:fluttercry:  Beautiful yet sad story. And rember this:

    You have an amazing talent, and I`m glad you`re using for the best purpose.

    Thank you! :raritywink:

    #61 · 52w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Is it weird if the part of this story I enjoyed most was when Pinkie rushed up to Dash telling her the world was ending? It reminded me of a silly flash game I played a while ago called "There's No Time to Explain." I think it's since been made into a full game.

    The sentiment of never forgetting how to be playful, or to have fun, is a prevalent theme, but with good reason.

    Now I feel even worse about belittling someone else's work.

    #62 · 51w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I remember when this was featured on EqD, back in November '11.

    And although I knew it, I read it again and it made me feel all fuzzy inside.

    Again.

    I'm such a softy, and I owe it all to Pinkie Pie. :pinkiesmile:

    #63 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    So .. sequel? Around The World In Ten Seconds Flat?

    #64 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It was so beautiful!!! :raritycry:

    #65 · 49w, 3d ago · · ·
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    This should be an actual episode. :pinkiehappy:

    #66 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    so much win...u can has all my internets!:rainbowkiss:

    #67 · 48w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I bet Celestia never figured out who pranked her :trollestia:

    #68 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I'm okay with this. I'm very, very okay with this. A giggle, a thwap on the back of the head, then a tight hug.

    Growing up's inneresting, and it's fun to see Pinkie receive the lesson rather than give it, but it feels right this way. Perpetual cheer machine, yes, but I can totally see her feeling this way.

    For me, the funniest part about it all is that I can just smile and nod along with each and every one of Dash's words. I'm in my late twenties, and I ain't ever felt the need to stop being silly. Dash has the right of it, and if the one droplet of melancholy I read in this (the word "change" is iffy for me, actually - it's a thing) would otherwise poison my enjoyment of the fic, the antidote is the fact that I already feel I'm proving the world wrong every day. Keep bouncin', Pinks!

    #69 · 46w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Awwwww that was sooo cute. :rainbowkiss: :pinkiehappy: Thank you very much! :twilightsmile:

    :coolphoto:

    #70 · 45w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I am glad I finally got around to reading this, it was really cute and heart-warming. Growing up is something we all have to do, but that doesn't mean we have to stop being who we are and stop enjoying life for what it is; and that is essentially what Dashie tells Pinkie here in your story. The character portrayals were very believable, it was down-to-earth (as much as anything with Pinkie can be :3 ), and it was well written. Great job AA!

    #71 · 45w, 15h ago · · ·
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    This was absolutely lovely, and therefore earns my first ever comment on this site. ^_^ Just... awesome. :rainbowkiss:

    #72 · 41w, 4d ago · · ·
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    for a moment there I thought pinkie was gonna tell dash that she was dieing, thank god this story has a happier ending than that, i am not in the mood for a downer like that right now

    #73 · 41w, 1d ago · · ·
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    We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.:pinkiehappy:

    #74 · 30w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I’m scared that we’re all going to grow up, even me, and suddenly [...] won’t seem important, and suddenly I’ll think [...] are stupid, and I won’t want to [...] anymore, and instead I’ll find something stupid and boring that I likehave to to do instead. And I don’t want that! I want to be like this [...] forever!

    How can mere words express how much this single sentence hit home? God, I've been feeling just like Pinkie for the last couple of years. :pinkiesad2: The whole pony thing seems like an escape route now too. :pinkiesad2: I'm sure the feeling will pass before morning, but still...

    Thank you for this amazingly deep story. It's such a loss to see you go, you now. :pinkiesad2:

    #75 · 29w, 4d ago · · ·
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    That was sooo cute :pinkiesad2:

    #76 · 23w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>728587 I second this opinion!

    >>27025 You, my good madam, you ish an awwwwwwwesome writer and this fic is an immediate fave! :pinkiehappy:

    I laughed, I cried, I said "What the f*ck?", I facepalmed and I even died of d'awws. Fabulous job! :heart:

    ~Have a savvy day! :coolphoto:~

    #77 · 23w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Hey. :rainbowderp:

    :rainbowwild::pinkiesad2: That was good.

    #78 · 20w, 1d ago · · ·
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    congrats . I reread it and this is going onto "Classic Stories" file

    Its wonderful (and no clop :pinkiegasp::coolphoto:

    #79 · 17w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I won't lie, I did cry a bit at pinkie's confession. I know those feels.

    #80 · 12w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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    Dear Pinkie Pie,

    What's been found out, likes cupcakes and is going to the moon?

    That's right! Enjoy the trip!

    Signed,

    Princess Celestia

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