Pinkie Pie comes to Rainbow Dash with shocking news; the world is going to end, and they have a million things to do before it does. Although Rainbow Dash agrees to play along, she obviously doesn't take her seriously... but as the day goes by, the true meaning of Pinkie's warning becomes clear.
Database server upgrade exposed a bug that caused a particular query to take over 1 minute to complete, slowing things to a crawl. This has been patched.[hide message]