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Dick!!! I actually thought Rarity died!!!
You're silly.
Pfffblthppp!
Could use a grammar touch-up, but otherwise sound.
Also points for hilarious concept.
Wait, she was in a coma or cryo or something?
'Spikey dearest I require your services"
I will not let this happen a second time"
On one hand, fuck you for writing "clickbait fic #98374981969806590"
On the other: this is simultaneously really disturbing and hilarious...
Upvoted.
5333890 that would appear so
how i know is cause i was the first one to be succesfully Cryo'ed by nature
Well played
She couldn't have just used magic to melt the ice or something?
oh god, fantastic
you do liken the vagina to a flower a bit too much for my tastes, though
5336947 I'm not terribly clever when it comes to describing things.
Yeah that about sums it up
5335572 Try running out into the snow at -20*F in nothing but your worn flannel shorts. Making snow angels with your bare skin is only fun for a few minutes (but ironically, I got hypothermia from swimming in 60*F water during the summer, not making snow angels in my underwear at -20).
5337465 that makes no sense at all
5338688 Yeah. I know. Might have been because I spent less than five minutes in the snow, and more than an hour in the water.
How did Rarity survive that?
Either was this is hilareous.
she? but! oh god!! she never died!!!
Good story
..... ..... ..... WTF!!!!!! i can take walking around in snow naked, swimming in an icy lake and fitting into a dam industrial freezer in a steel box! for 3 hours!! but this... just wow...