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2nd Person Anon X Rarity

Your entire life has a been a series of heists and crime sprees. You live on the edge and take what ever you want, as part of the infamous Buffalo Brothers. All good things come to an end and all bad guys get whats coming to them. You were going a little fast and decide to have a little down time in a town called Ponyville where you meet a woman who changes your life, but your past catches up to you when you least expect it.

(This story is basically an alternate timeline for Twilight's Kingdom)

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 4 )

Can't wait to see what happens next:pinkiehappy:

Finally an evil protagonist but I think he'll go back to being good

You push and shove your way past the crowd that is around you. You draw Sombra on the run and let out a magical slash in Tirek’s general direction, you use the distraction of the slash to cover more ground.

You push and shove your way through the crowd surrounding you. You draw Sombra on the run and let out a magical slash in Tirek's general direction, using the distraction of the slash to cover more ground.

“Get the fuck out of here!” you are not even looking their way but focusing on the battle at hand.

you say, not looking their way, instead focusing on the battle at hand.

He launches a volley of magical arrows at you, while dodging these you discover that Sombra can block and deflect magical attacks. During you dance of ten thousand arrows, Tirek charges a massive magical blast just beneath you feet you don’t have time to react before he sets it off.

He launches a volley of magical arrows at you, to which you dodge; while dodging these you discover that Sombra can block and deflect magical attacks. During you dance of ten thousand arrows, Tirek charges a massive magical blast just beneath your feet and don’t have time to react before he sets it off.

Tirek responds by sprinting you direction and nearly running you down, this cycle repeats a few times.

Tirek responds by sprinting in your direction, nearly running you down. This cycle repeats a few times.

Presumably out of frustration Tirek shrinks himself down to your height and teleports himself in front of you. He makes the rookie mistake of cocking his fist back to punch you, you put all your strength into a thrusting attack but Sombra to bounces of his chest. You manage to avoid Tireks attack but you can seem to hurt him no matter what you do.

Presumably out of frustration, Tirek shrinks himself down to your height and teleports himself in front of you. He made the rookie mistake of cocking his fist back to punch you, and you put all your strength into a thrusting attack but Sombra just bounces off his chest. You manage to avoid Tirek's attacks but you can't seem to hurt him no matter what you do

Tirek charges you, when you try to dodge your left hand gets hit and you immediately lose control of it. You are not feeling pain at this point do you are not forced to use Sombra with one hand.

Tirek charges at you, when you try to dodge your left hand gets hit and you immediately lose control of it. You don't feel pain at this point, but you are forced to use Sombra with one hand.

After another uncoordinated but still savage attack you remember you have the jammer, you should have gone into this with a plan. Tirek begins swinging more punches your way, you're easily avoid them but you still need a plan.

After another uncoordinated but still savage attack you remember you have the jammer, you think how you should have gone into this with a plan. Tirek begins swinging more punches your way, to which you easily avoid but you still need a plan.

Your vision is not returning but as you get closer you see a large figure that is clearly Tirek. Multicolored sparks are flying off of him and you can see six glowing orbs circling him. You see a huge shockwave emanate from Triek but you don’t feel anything when it hits you, the colored orbs get scattered. They must have been Rarity’s friends.

Your vision is not returning, but as you get closer, you see a large figure that is clearly Tirek. Multicolored sparks are flying off of him and you can see six glowing orbs circling him. You see a huge shockwave emanate from Triek, but you don’t feel anything when it hits you. The colored orbs get scattered; they must have been Rarity’s friends.

It feels like you just landed with you head in some woman's lap but you must of been knocked out again. You have to check in with a doctor after this. You recognize the tight fitting skirt as Rarity’s before you even open your eyes. You reflexively lick your lips and taste blood, this shocks you into opening your eyes.

It feels like you just landed with you head in some woman's lap but you must have been knocked out again. You'll have to check in with a doctor after this. You recognize the tight fitting skirt as Rarity’s before you even open your eyes. You reflexively lick your lips and taste blood, shocking you into opening your eyes.

“Silver!” You almost fall over but Rarity catches you. As much as you enjoy her holding you you have to get to your car.

“Silver!” You almost fall over but Rarity catches you. As much as you enjoy her holding you, you have to get to your car.

With Rarity’s help you stumble forwards but give up and seat yourself on a nearby rock.

“Silver please you have to be careful.” Rarity starts slowly sobbing and collapses onto your chest. You try to say something but you can’t think of anything comforting. “Please, if you die now I won’t forgive myself.”

“Silver, please you have to be careful.” Rarity starts slowly sobbing and collapses onto your chest. You try to say something but you can’t think of anything comforting. “Please, if you die now I won’t forgive myself.”

“If you fixed everything, then I guess the guards are going to be looking for an escaped convict.” Rarity looks pained but also surprised when you said that. “I mean I can always visit under cover”

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“When I was visiting your home the other day I had come across a few documents and items that were out of place.” You know exactly where this is going. “Together they were evidence of your ‘profession’ I didn’t want to ask you up front because I was sure it was a coincidence.” Rarity lets go of you and scoots away from you. “I had told Twilight but I didn’t know she would tell her brother, he ordered an immediate warrant for your arrest.”

“When I was visiting your home the other day I came across a few documents and items that were out of place.” You know exactly where this is going. “Together, they were evidence of your ‘profession.’ I didn’t want to ask you up front because I was sure it was a coincidence.” Rarity lets go of you and scoots away from you. “I told Twilight but I didn’t know she would tell her brother; he ordered an immediate warrant for your arrest.”

I am so selfish to want you to stay but I think I can come to a deal with the princesses.”

I am so selfish to want you to stay, but I think I can come up with a deal with the princesses."

“For your own protection. Silver you can’t just brush this off!”

“For your own protection. Silver, you can’t just brush this off!”

I am fairly certain there are other errors I missed.
What happened to the energy blast that Tirek was charging up at the end of the last chapter, that we were led to believe is seconds before this chapter?

This was weird....I'll put it in fav for absolutely no reason at all

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