Princess Twilight Sparkle after many sleepless nights wondering how she was able to generate a seat belt for Spike during the Plunder Seed crisis decides to ask the other princesses. The answer was strange, but after a prank from Rainbow Dash, things go down to outright ridiculous.
This is Twilight's story.
Inspired by, this comment, and the fic that comment was made in.
I'm not even reading this.
I'm upvoting and faving it just based on the fact that I helped inspire you.
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Thanks , that fic of yours deserved every upvote it got, and was a hilarious, bite-sized read .
DAFUQ?
As Twilight passed out an air bag in her neck deployed on impact.
If pressurization is lost a mask will deploy from her mane.
An inflatable life raft is located under both wings.
Please secure your trays in the upright position on take off.
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Actually her wings act as floatation devices, and only Celestia is built with the snack tray option. Luna opted to upgrade into BatSplosions, and Cadance's Toss-a-Princess minigame caused her to lose her tray privileges after a certain incident. XD.
5256178 They need lots of CUP HOLDERS!
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But then where would they hold their upgrades or Celestia's cake stash? But don't worry chapter 2 or 3 [depending on when my tablet decides to freeze up] will show the most marvelous of things pre-hotrod Twilight.
5257000 junk in the trunk!
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Celestia has enough of a trunk for everypony.
E should be fine
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That's good . Thank you .
They're Pinkie and the Dash, yes Pinkie and the Dash...
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Thank you, thank you, I aim to amuse, though it might have worked even better with Twilight and Pinkie, then they would be Pinkie and the Brain, seriously, alter a few lyrics, and the theme song fits them like a charm!
missed a closed bracket
somewhere in there
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Fixed .
You mean, laving it on a little thick, not think. Also, this is gonna turn out like Mario Kart. Saddle up for madness everybrony!
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Fixed. Thank you , and think Mario Cart Madness, plus Sugar Rush [from Wreck It Ralph], if directed by Smash Brothers.
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Ie, a total fustercluck of madness. Should be fun!
found two more.
messages [massages]
Eventually the battle was one [won]
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Thank you . Fixed.
["Lulu I'm not fat!" Celestia said sadly. To which Luna responded by play smacking Celestia's rotund flanks with a hoof causing it to jiggle, and jiggle, and jiggle some more][Homer: Woo hoo look at that blubber fly!]