Hey! I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash, and I'm a WONDERBOLT! Yeah, yeah, save your praise for later... You'll get your chance! You can ask me anything you want, as long as it's not totally lame.
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oh god , fimfic is turning into tumbler shitposting now? will this madness never cease it's spread?........
Are you absolutely positive you're a legitimate member of the Wonderbolts? No offense, but it sounds like they're keeping you around for a completely different reason...
Are you suggesting there's something wrong with being a mare of the night? Luna might take umbrage with that.
Dear Rainbow Dash,
Why did you burn down those four orphanages? Do you have something against parentless foals? The third one you burned down was the most impressive by far considering it was in Cloudsdale and was made out of clouds. How exactly do you set fire to clouds?
Signed, Neko Majin C.
KBO.
Wut.
Dear Rainbow Dash do you think Soarin is adorable, because I certainly do. His emerald eyes and navy hair (daydreams)
Dear, Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie wants you in Sugarcube Corner's basement - er - in Sugarcube Corner. She wants you to help her bake cupcakes.
Hey Rainbow Dash have you preformed in any shows yet?
Are you sure you aren't just some bit of fun for them? Sounds like it to me.
So this is some kind of tumblr-esq ask blog?
Ok, so question.... uuummmm..... hhhhmmmm....
The postage for all this fan mail must be super expensive to get it to the base that is most likely in the sky.
And I bet its super heavy.
Have you ever given the mail ponies some Extra "compensation" for all the hard work they do?
Is the pay good, at least?
Poor Rainbow... They're taking advantage of you. Please stand up for yourself Dashie.
So what exactly do you not like as much?
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Nobody cares what Luna thinks, she's a filthy whore.
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Isn't that what I already said? Stupid Chuckleface.
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Your mother is a chuckleface.
5093964 oh look, they're learning how to use buzzwords! That's cute.
Alright, I can live with that. But my name wouldn't be Captain Moneybags if I didn't have something to offer. How about twenty million MILLION bits?
Oh, and what exactly does a Morale Specialist do?
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5095106 'they'?....
Hmmm, how much flight practice do you get these days? I mean, you trained a lot before joining the Wonderbolts, so you need at LEAST that much time to stay in the shape you were in, let alone improve for actual shows.
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That's an odd euphemism for sex
What is the most acrobatic position you've done with a Wonderbolt or fan? I've been told that the piledriver is a hard and exhaustive position, but I have the feeling there's more positions that are more exhaustive and sexier.
Anything that involves doing it while flying?