Hey! I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash, and I'm a WONDERBOLT! Yeah, yeah, save your praise for later... You'll get your chance! You can ask me anything you want, as long as it's not totally lame.
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Are the Wonderbolts' after-parties really as crazy as rumors make them out to be?
Is Soarin as cute in real life? Are the rumors true that you are lesbo
Were you a virgin before you met the Wonderbolts?
When will Half-Life Three be released?
Why aren't you that type of mare?
So, in short, you're a cumslut for the sweaty mares and stallions?
WHY. DONT. YOU. HAVE . A. CANNON. YET????? BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!!!!
Dear Rainbow Dash,
I have found a picture of you as an Earth pony.
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Would you care to address the accusations that you have had extensive species reassignment surgery? And the rumors that you are, in fact, a trans-species? Do you believe that you were born a Pegasus in an Earth pony's body?
Signed, Neko Majin C.
KBO.
Dear Rainbow Dash,
As your therapist I cannot, in any sort of good faith, allow you to be continually violated as you have been over the course of these past few weeks. I ask you, in all seriousness, to abandon "the team" and return to Ponyville for more comprehensive therapy.
It is inevitable that somepony is going to do somethin to you, and they won't have the good sense or decency to stop or use restraint, and it could end very, very badly. Please, Rainbow. Come back. Open up to me. I insist for your health and safety.
This is why you need to learn to read.
Are you entirely certain that what you signed means what you think it means?
p.s. Being illiterate, do you just sign with an X or something?
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Oh, so you're kinda on the team, but not really. More like background support, I guess.
...You are getting paid though... eh?
I was half expecting it to be totally platonic filly dash being cute just to fuck with everyone