The Courageous and Awesome Trixie Lulamoon

by SuperChaosKG

That Nitpicking Jerk!: Part 2: EPIC RAP BATTLE!!

<b> Chaotic Note: A specific part of this chapter has extreme language. Viewer discretion is advised.</b>
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"What did you say?" asked the Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon. "I said, we are going to do an Epic Rap Battle as part of the test." "What the bloody hell does THAT have to do with fortune telling?" asked the lime green mare. "Well, you have to know how to think on your feet. A rap battle is an excellent way to do that... and i get the added bonus of watching you fail to Astley and I's rhymes." said Mickey, smirking.

"Wait, two to one? That's completely unfair! The Great and Powerful Trixie demands a partner!" Mickey thought for a moment, then signed. "Alright. You can pick anyone you want to to help you in this rap battle." "YES!" Astley went over and whispered something to Mickey. Suddenly Mickey got a huge grin in his face. "On the condition that the person in question know your real name." Trixie's entire face fell. <i> But you're the only pony who knows that! Trixie can't pick ANYPONY. Wait. </i>

"You said anyONE and the PERSON!! That means it doesn't have to be a pony!" "..." "YES!! Trixie'll be right back." Mickey didn't know, but Trixie knew one smart-plot who would be easy to rap alongside.

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"I won bro! 30 secs to the finish line!" said Selena as her Peach was beating Percy's Luigi by a few seconds. "Oh you did, did you?" said Percy slowing down for some reason. "What are you doing?" "Get wrecked." is all Percy said.

Suddenly, Selena heard a whoosing sound. "Wait. Is that a... BLUE SHELL?!!" "I said, Get. Wrecked." replied Percy.

"No! So close! 5 secs! 4!

3!

2-"

The blue shell hit.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" yelled Selena "OHHHHH!! Where's the salt now, sister? WHERE IS IT?!! said Percy as Luigi passed Peach for the win.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-" "Oh dear." cried Percy as he backed up "Percy." said Trixie running outside. "I want you to rap with Trixie." "FINE! FINE!! ANYTHING< JUST <b> GO!!! </b>. They left as Selena said,

"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!" in an explosion of rage that could be heard all the way to Fillydelphia.

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said Mickey as he saw Trixie come back in, dragging an Ursa colored... dog?

"Trixie's back, you two. And she brought her dog, Percy!"

Mickey and Astley could not suppress their laughter. "BWAHAHA!! Your dog?! Really?!:')" cried Mickey. "What's he gonna do, bark in rhymes? BWAHAHAHA!! :')" cried Astley. Percy was having none of that. "Oh, wanna go?"he yelled louldly enough to derail the laughter.

"Oh, he can talk. We let'e begin then." Mickey turned on a switch. "To help the format-"

The sign said

Trixie reads like this

<b> Mickey reads like this </b>

<u>Percy reads like this</u>

<i> Astley reads like this </i>

<b> You guys ready? Its time for an EPIC RAP BATTLE OF EQUESTRIA!!

THE LULAMOONS

VERSUS

THE EMPLOYEES!!

BEGIN!! </b>

Alright everybody, its time to rap
Its time to beat these two pieces of crap!
With on our side, The Great and Powerful Trixie
We are the best rappers you'll ever see!

<b> You think you're hot, Trixie?
You must be mistaken
I'm telling the truth
And I'm not even hating!

You look ridiculous!
Worst thing I ever seen!
It looks like you leapt off the pages
of a porno magazine!</b>

What you say, you jerk?
You bucking Nitpick?
Just cause this is a rap battle
Don't mean you have to be dicks!

<i> I didn't even start! Don't front Lulamoon!
Your petty assumptions happened too soon!
It's you who's a bitch, not me, not him
You're chances of winning are looking pretty grim!</i>

<u> Maybe her chances are low
But certainly not mine!
Look at my coat!
Look at how the stars shine-</u>

<b> Starshine?
You mean
that poor disguise?
The same one that's literally hurting my eyes?
Look at you! You're weak! You're small! You're little and crazy!
And come on, even now, your owner looks slutty!</b>

You have no right to talk to Trixie like that!
How about you, you cock-sucking twat?
You say Trixie's a slut. You said she's a crazy cat
But you know that you simply can't tap that!

<i> Why would he even want to?
Look at your framing
Your looks are equilvalent
To a fake pony! A changeling! </i>

<u> You're a fake, you little penis-shaped prick!
You say you're partners,when really you're just a sidekick!
How does it feel when you're forced to know
That your entire being is indisposable?!</u>

<i>YOU DOG!! YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH!!
I WILL THROW YOU INTO HELL WHEN I BECOME RICH!!
I'LL BLOW UP EVERYBODY IN THIS FUCKING ROOM
I'LL THE BEST CREEPER AROUND!! SSSSS-BOOM!!</i>

(Astley literally exploded with rage.>

What? He shouldn't be allow to do that
Astley should be disqualified you little hack!!

<b> Naw, I'll allow it. On with the show!
Sorry Trixie! HaHa!! Are

Speaking of which,hey, look again!
We are right back to when I said BEGIN!!
Look here Trixie. Look at me!
You are insane, so says Mickey!

With a green coat, a white mane and a blue stripe in
Its easy to point out the pony with sin!
Even two years later, you little one-trick pony
Even now, you're still just ONE BIG PHONY!!</b>

...

EEEEEEENOUGH!! YOU LITTLE DICKISH FUCKTARD!!
I HAD IT WITH YOU ACTING LIKE A RETARD!!
I"M SPEAKING LIKE THIS FOR ONLY ONE REASON!!
TO SEND YOU TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU BITCH-ASS PERSON

(Mickey fell from the force)

I'LL KILL YOU!!
IMAGINE ALL THE DEMONS I'D FEED!!
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

<b> ... I concede </b>

HAHA! I'LL YELL A VICTORY SHOUT!!
WITH ME ON BOARD "WAS THERE EVER ANY THOUGHT?"
WE WERE BETTER THEN YOU TWO WILL EVER BE!
YOU CAN NEVER STOP THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!

(end rap battle)

Percy face was O.O'

Astley's face was O.O'

Mickey's was a combo of :'( and O.O'

Trixie was panting heavily.

"... Well. Trixie is calm now. She can't believe she started yelling. She even started talking in that broken english! So does she pass?"

"Y-Yes." said a still frightened Mickey

"yay. Trixie rocks. woohoo." said Trixie in a calm and low voice.

"That was so awesome, we didn't even say anything at the end, right Astley?" "Y-Yeah. That was too scary <b>TO </b> talk..."

And so, having passed the second test, The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon, went on to her last one with a blushing Mickey, a terrified Astley, and a shocked Ursa Minor following close behind.

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<b> Chaotic Note: O.O'. I never knew one pony could have so much rage and install so much fear in so maybe hearts.

...

I guessbthat's why she's The favorite Character and waifu of Chaos! ;) </b>

Comments

[ZayneTheMayne]

thanks for the rap battle p.s who wins (it was trixie) whos next (probbly no one) you decide! epic rap battles of trixie!