Spike had to carefully restrain himself to just shouting at Twilight, not slapping her.
Thankfully, it got the job done. She seemed to snap out of her private little nightmare.
"That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!" he said. "You're not going to be sent back to magic kindergarten."
"You're right." Twilight's confidence would have been reassuring if it wasn't immediately followed by, "I have no reason to worry. Because I'm going to solve a friend's problem and get that letter to Princess Celestia before sundown!"
Spike sighed.
"So... got any problems, troubles, conundrums, or any other sort of issues, major or minor, that I as a good friend could help you solve?"
"Huh. Hmm. Huunh." Spike thought hard. He knew there would be trouble if he didn't manage to think of something. In the end, he could only think of one thing, desperate as it was. "Twilight, I hate you."
"What?" Twilight jumped back. "What do you mean?"
"The sight of you makes me sick, and I wish I could leave."
Tears welled up in her eyes. "But... Spike, I thought we were... I thought..."
"Well I guess you thought wrong." Spike crossed his arms.
"Spike, please! Whatever it was I did wrong, I'm sorry!"
"Oh." Spike smiled and hugged her. "Okay then, I forgive you, and we're friends again."
Twilight looked down at him. "Huh?"
"Good luck with learning something about friendship and all. I'll go check on how the picnic preparations are going, okay?"
"Oh!" Twilight giggled and hugged him. "I see!" She paused for a moment. "Yeah, I guess that counts. Well, you go ahead. I've got a letter to write about the value of apologizing and forgiveness."
AHaha (LOL ), that's way too funny for me to handle, Ocalhoun! Yet at least funnier in the Alternate Universe Version!!
hm, I expected Twilight to just see that her worries are pointless, but I guess this works too.
Well done Spike
Spike, you little troll dragon.
Even Spike is overpowered. Awesome.
Never forget Twilight's birthday. No. Seriously. Also, never say human.
KBO.
Spike instantly shuts her down. I'm guessing it's his Purple Nerd Caretaker skills that have been overpowered?
Well, that's one way to diffuse Twilight from going crazy.
Atta boy spike! You just saved the day!
Not sure how to react, but I guess that works, even if Spike was a bit harsh, it did prevent Twilight from going crazy.
Twilight: "Whatever it was I did wrong, I'm sorry!"
- Twilight, if you can really not think of anything you did wrong to Spike, you really should feel sorry.
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Dude, twilight spends so much time either studying, saving equestria, or spending time with her friends that she might not realize that she did,
With this entire story, I'm surprised Lesson 0 didn't happen sooner, you would expect Twilight to be late at some point considering she is basically fixing every problem in minute's. Plus this doesn't solve the lesson 0 problem, because of spike this entire thing is gonna happen again eventually!