4854282 As you are ALSO incapable of answering a simple question honestly, or listening to, what is it, advice...I can tell, that everything anyone has ever said to you goes in one of your ears and runs out away from your brain again like an Israeli from a large oven. This is your life, little boy! You have dedicated yourself to shitting on people with your general un-intelligence, and pretending, that you don't care when they shovel the shit back at you! But I am sure that you're crying right now, angrily throwing at the wall your computer.
4854295 I have also told the rest of the front page to fuck off in ways appropriately taylored to their idiocy. However you are the one who is continuing this, I would not be responding, if you were not also being a responder. Do you understand, little boy?
4854476 If there's literally a toilet pony and he has to go in you know where, then we are going into some "OH FUCK NO" territory getting into a fetish that I have no idea why it even exists.
Ah. The curse applies to just about everything, and just about everything has a fetish for fulfilling its intended purpose. I can only imagine how Chrome pony reacts to search requests.
The chainsaw swearing by her manufacturer was a stroke of genius, by the way.
Looking forward to further developments in the house of horse.
I predict that this will culminate in him having to drive to work by allowing himself to be temporarily consumed by a giant, ponified Corolla. (Please, please, do NOT let this happen.)
Alternatively, you could used a palette-swapped Wheely Bopper:
Let me guess, the Toaster works by consuming the pieces of bread, where they then come out of his/her ass, toasted?
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Why the fuck did this turn me on????
4854126 NO PLEASE NO
Are you simply unable to write anything without a human to make it feel as if you yourself are the protagonist? That is very narcissistic of you!
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Do go on.
4854282 As you are ALSO incapable of answering a simple question honestly, or listening to, what is it, advice...I can tell, that everything anyone has ever said to you goes in one of your ears and runs out away from your brain again like an Israeli from a large oven. This is your life, little boy! You have dedicated yourself to shitting on people with your general un-intelligence, and pretending, that you don't care when they shovel the shit back at you! But I am sure that you're crying right now, angrily throwing at the wall your computer.
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Shouldn't you make the rounds instead of just harassing me?
4854295 I have also told the rest of the front page to fuck off in ways appropriately taylored to their idiocy. However you are the one who is continuing this, I would not be responding, if you were not also being a responder. Do you understand, little boy?
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It's late at night, I wish I could sleep but I can't. This is entertaining enough though. How's your day been besides the hate?
I don't know how to feel about this but I want more.
What the literal fuck
Great, now a part of me wants to write a story like this.
4854340 I know right!
4854208 I feel like I ask myself that more often than I'd like to
4854305 TAKING HATE!
LIKE A BOSS!
Well, at least his house isn't a giant pony. That would be incredibly awkward, no matter where the door was.
Also, I'm curious if there is going to be a toilet pony and a bed pony. I want to see his reactions to them.
I think I'm in love, and that just utterly confuses and terrifies me.
This... This is something
I don't know what is wrong with me but this is strangely amusing to say the least.
Okay, I love the idea behind this. I really do. Fantastically done :)
I didn't think i could love this more than i already did, I'm pleasantly mistaken.
Holy shit, this fucking story.
I don't know what the fuck. Much like the protagonist.
I am exhausted, ill and half-drunk.
I have the perfect blend of madness to have read this right now.
So basically his curse temporarily turns most of his stuff into ponies? Complete with their own personalities? I fail to see the downside to this.
Well that was just fantastic to read and the personalities you gave each appliance was just a treat to read.
4854476 If there's literally a toilet pony and he has to go in you know where, then we are going into some "OH FUCK NO" territory getting into a fetish that I have no idea why it even exists.
Chrome pony? Opera pony is where its at.
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4855116 Imagine your oven turned into a large pony, and you need to bake some buns inside... I think you can see where this just gets more WTF.
Ah. The curse applies to just about everything, and just about everything has a fetish for fulfilling its intended purpose. I can only imagine how Chrome pony reacts to search requests.
The chainsaw swearing by her manufacturer was a stroke of genius, by the way.
Looking forward to further developments in the house of horse.
I predict that this will culminate in him having to drive to work by allowing himself to be temporarily consumed by a giant, ponified Corolla. (Please, please, do NOT let this happen.)
Alternatively, you could used a palette-swapped Wheely Bopper:
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Making buns in an oven pony? Suspiciously suggestive, but I see what you're getting at. I still see no downside, though.
Hope this little curse doesn't effect his car. Working under the hood could get awkward.....
4854476 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!? Now it's inevitable
4855254 that's not how you spell IE.
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...moar...
4855249 Why would you even mention that?!?
4856202 IE pony is 64-bit! Take that firefox pony!
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how do you manage to make everyday house hold items perverted and sexually frustrated?
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Gas Can just wanted to piss some gas!
And chainsaw is constantly orgasming when on!
And Oil is a greasy prick!
Toaster just talks too much, and is way too into toast.
my mind must be thinking dirty because i just imagined him offering to 'unthaw' her.
Are you bringing back TAW's Coca-Cola ponies?
Yes. Just yes
4856644 If it somehow comes to be, I deeply apologize in advance for bringing it up.
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Radek: (Stares at toilet pony) "No...fuck this shit I'll piss in the bushes!"
4858311 Thank you for not taking this to any extremes.
My reaction after reading this...
But it was still pretty damn funny, you get a fav from me, i am really curious to where you take this.
This is what it feels like to go completely insane.
Did he just run off leaving Chainsaw pony running, On her own, with NO adult supervision?