Twilight's stomach rumbled. She groaned, frustrated that now, of all times, her large appetite had reared its ugly head. Her mouth watered as daydreams of a juicy hay-burger pushed all other thoughts aside.
“Search for food and water.”
“I was just about to do that. You don't have to state the obvious.” She started trotting forwards, but paused after only three steps. “???? you too, Gypsy!” the frustrated, hungry, and mildly sleep-deprived unicorn yelled at the rather rude commenter. Of course, the word she wanted to say came out as a high-pitched bleep instead. This is an “Everyone” rated story, after all.
Twilight! Such language! There are children here... well, man-children. And since when did you start swearing anyway?
Twilight stared up into the rapidly changing sky. “I started swearing when I got separated from my friends. Besides, I think it's excusable when ponies like Gypsy are telling me to do indecent things for their sick amusement, or ponies like IncinerateChicken are trying to kill me.”
Twilight. Here's an important lesson for you: those kind of people are called trolls. Their just trying to get a reaction out of you... like you're doing right now, I guess. Don't feed the trolls, just ignore them. They're harmless on their own.
“Your right.” She stopped talking and took a deep breath. Calmer now, Twilight set off towards the cabin to see if there was any food in there other than the dry grass she was walking on. A soft breeze wafted across the little island in the sky, carrying with it a distant sound. She could not make out exactly what it was, but Twilight decided that it would be best to find food before she went to investigate it.
As she trotted on, her eyes wandered up to the river that wound above her head. The unicorn mused that if she had a container, she could levitate it up and scoop out some of the fast-flowing water. Alas, she did not have anything to use.
“StUmBlE aNd FaLl On YoUr FaCe.”
Twilight's forward journey was abruptly halted as her fore-hoof caught on something protruding from the ground. “Aaahhgggg!” she yelled as she tumbled towards the ground, only to land with a solid thud. The mare groaned as she picked herself up. Her face stung and felt slightly wet. Dabbing her hoof against her cheek, she pulled it away to reveal that it was indeed bloody. “Great...”
Twilight turned around to see what she had stumbled upon. At first, it appeared to be like any other rock. However, that identification changed when she noticed the lighter color and the helix pattern. “Is that a nautilus fossil?”
Yes. Keep it, it might be important some day. You never know with these kind of things...
The unicorn shrugged and levitated the helix fossil above her head. A ray of sunlight managed to filter its way down between the above islands, clouds, and rivers, and shone directly upon the rock. Twilight missed seeing this; her eyes were focused on the road so that she did not trip again.
She reached the cabin door and gave it a gentle knock. There was no response. She looked in the window. The room was organized and obviously lived in, even if a bit spartan in terms of personal belongings. Inside, she could see a small cotton-candy cloud hovering over a bowl of chocolate milk; the cloud would probably not even produce enough milk a day for one pony to stay hydrated. Next to the cloud's bowl, the hungry unicorn saw a decorative plate full of chocolate-chip-and-oat cookies, adorned with a little sign on it that read, “From Senya. WE wish you luck!” It was so out-of-place considering the rest of the room that she couldn't help but chuckle.
From behind the cabin, Twilight heard an old stallion's voice call out, “Geeerrrump, little squirts. Gerump already!”
She did not know what “Gerump” meant, but it sounded like he was encouraging something.
Her stomach rumbled once more. Blood dripped out of the cut on her cheek. The helix fossil gently floated behind her.
What should Twilight do?
Option A: Enter the Cabin (and eat the cookies YOU sent).
Option B: Find the owner of the voice (and find out what "Gerump" means, and what a squirt is).
Option C: Contemplate the fossil, then do something else (specify).
Option B:
4571077 You might be able to find a way off the island.
C: and remember teleportation from the helix fossil
First she must contemplate, then eat, then find the old dude.
Option A seems to be the safest. You might also fix some gear in the cabin, like binoculars.
GUYS WE NEED TO MILK TRIXIE
Could you do Option A and C? I'm just wondering because Twilight could enter the cabin and eat the cookie while contemplate about the fossil.
-W.S.
Contemplate Lord Helix, then unknowingly fall in an unseen pitfall.
C. summon Nicolas cage,
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C: Lick Eyes and Spank
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A.) Goes in cabin and finds a chest labeled 'Spell Books', which is closed with two magic-proof locks.
Cookies!
Find a Dome fossil and contemplate order and anarchy, if you like order smash the helix, anarchy, smash the dome.
C.) Enters cabin and finds a decent crafted sword for protection, and procedes to eat cookies. Twilight then finds the chest mentioned by DBZ-MLP4the Win.
B. It's always a good idea to talk to old people.
Also, give that mare a rope. Mares love ropes. Especially in tough situations like these.
Option C.
Afterwards, why doesn't Twilight tell us about herself? The world is apparently a constant music video, so it's safe to assume she's different due to such unique conditions for her history.
Or, could she prehaps find a sizable leaf, shit on it, then flip it in the air to see if it lands fieces side down?
This is likely our best bet on judging her current luck, seeing as how conventional materials are unavailable. More flips for more accuracy.
C: Learn earthquake spell from helix fossil
Okay, Twi. You might be tempted to turn to the Helix, but now's not the time to use that. The time will indeed come, but it is not this time.
Instead, go to the cabin and have yourself a bite to eat.
B. Old people(or ponies, in this case.) are smart!
Going with B... But along the way, she will see a first aid kit. It doesn't have much, but a few bandages and some antiseptic.
Still waiting for the holographic boom box. That will come and go.
Edit: We all shall make the cabin Twilight's safe point. Inside, she will face less dangers.
At the cookies! Eat 'em, Twi, EAT THEM!!!
You know what, with all the things Twilight Sparkle is picking up, she's going to need a saddle bag of holding. (Holds infinite stuff)
Of course, just getting it would be too easy. So it already has a few items in it: 300 Twilight Sparkle plushies, 1 Pinkie Pie plushie, 99 love letters to Twilight Sparkle, from Twilight Sparkle, 11 gallons of pig milk (two of which are slightly less full), and a bomb. She is the only pony who cannot remove these specific items or blow up the bomb. But she can add or remove other items as she pleases.
I suggest you check out that voice behind the cabin, Twi. Whoever (or whatever) it is, they might not be very happy if they catch you eating the food (even though we sent those cookies.) Oh, and if the voice belongs to some sort of hostile monster, use the almighty Helix Fossil to summon Bird Jesus! Bird Jesus will save you, and perhaps even offer you a means of transportation (on His back) to get off this island if airships aren't quite your forté.
find sattlebag of holding.
put cookies in bag
Voice turns out to be The Missing Number (a.k.a Missingno.)
go so insane you recover your sanity and understand how it feels to be Pinkie
Run like hell
open bag
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INFINATE COOKIES!... oh and a book conating information on how to perform the MOVES Telekinis, confusion, and psyshock.
Option A.
The cookies will heal her, because they are a food item and food heals you. ....right?
(Good thing i found this story when i did. I don't particularly like to just jump in on a story with 250,000 words already, and this looks like it might be fun!)
Option C: consult our Lord Helix and summon the great defender, Bird Jesus. Then eliminate the source of the disturbance.
*A brief light emits from the Helix, showing that it contained an enchantment which would defend Twilight from a single fatal blow, as well as making Twilight smell like a potato for the next five weeks.*
4572199 Such powers may only be used in battles of gods though!
4572649 and gives her Lazorgator powers (THE EYE BEAMS MAN, THE EYE BEAMS!)
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Eat the cookies. They have magical powers that let you reread any book you've ever seen without having to have the book in front of you. It's a way to relearn all the magic you lost.
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When concerning our Lord Helix, everything is a battle of the gods. Since the false prophet and his god, Lord Dome, seek to destroy anarchy and all that is of our Lord Helix.
C: Observe helix fossil and then find Doctor Whooves' TARDIS.
Eat the cookies Twilight! And drink the malk! You need them!
I'd suggest contemplating the helix fossil, then giving THEM a basket of muffins and a picture of Fluttershy that's enchanted to look sad whenever they talk so they feel bad after hindering Twilight. Unless that last bit's too complicated of a spell. Maybe the basket of muffins will help sway THEM?
Produce MacGyver's swiss army knife.
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We would also like give Twi a Batbelt with all the Battools
This is going to end up in a battle between the followers of the Dome We just want to help her in a different way through order! And the Helix Anarchy will help her survive!
Contemplate the fossil, and move on to look for something else. You don't know who WE is. Perhaps there are some edible berries you could eat?