Fili-Second Eats a Baked Potato

by NotABronyWriter

There is No Forth Wall

"F*&^ YOU," Fili yelled at the author.

"At least I'm not like other authors that say they will do two chapters, then never get around to it."

One of the bears took the opportunity to take a swipe at Fili-Second, sending her flying into a building.

"That was a cheap shot, and you know it!" yelled Fili and she climbed out of the rubble.

"Oh, just concentrate on the fight."

"Fine, you really want me to concentrate?"

As the author began to type the scene, he noticed that the two bears were no longer there.

"What happened to my fight scene?"

"Oh you know. I just ran them to the ocean, and dropped them off."

"YOU CAN"T DO THAT!"

"Why not? I'm a fictional character. I can do whatever I want. May I eat my potato now?"

"HMMMMMG. Fine."

Fili trotted to her house, and sat down at her table. She longingly looked at her potato, and picked it up. After staring at the perfection for a moment longer, she chomped down onto it.

And bit into nothing. The potato was no more.

"CELESTIA DARNIT"

Comments

[MrAskAPirate]

This sucker is going on my user page,
s6.postimg.org/dd47s96ap/Pirate_Approved.jpg

[Salvador Dickens]

Well, Fili Second certainly ate a potato.

[The Ponytrician]

She's the fastest pony in the world and superhero defender of Maretropolis; he's a delicious slowly-cooked root vegetable. Together, they fight crime!

Fili-Second x Baked Potato OTP.

[NotABronyWriter]

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Whelp, new shipfic in the works now.

They will be best ship.

[Swissy]

I love you

[xv22shasokais]

Goddamit, author! I have the whole office staring at me for laughing too much!
Take my green thumb attack!

Seriously though, that was hilarious.

[Choral Note]

Haha, silly Fili! The author wanted you to fight a bear! Anyway, I really enjoyed this chapter! Even though it was really short, I liked it!

[Lord Shaxx]

Well, THAT happened.

[KotaBugVO]

I was finishing “But It’s So Generic!”, and then I scrolled to see this and started cackling like a witch-

Then I read the long sypnosis and then ‘Ohhhh..’ ‘d while mentally facepalming at my stupidity;

I thought the author of the other story made a reference to your story, heh...

Turns out it was kinda the other way around.

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POTATO.