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// There is No Forth Wall 
// Story: Fili-Second Eats a Baked Potato 
// by NotABronyWriter 
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"F*&^ YOU," Fili yelled at the author.

"At least I'm not like other authors that say they will do two chapters, then never get around to it."

One of the bears took the opportunity to take a swipe at Fili-Second, sending her flying into a building.

"That was a cheap shot, and you know it!" yelled Fili and she climbed out of the rubble.

"Oh, just concentrate on the fight."

"Fine, you really want me to concentrate?"

As the author began to type the scene, he noticed that the two bears were no longer there.

"What happened to my fight scene?"

"Oh you know. I just ran them to the ocean, and dropped them off."

"YOU CAN"T DO THAT!"

"Why not? I'm a fictional character. I can do whatever I want. May I eat my potato now?"

"HMMMMMG. Fine."

Fili trotted to her house, and sat down at her table. She longingly looked at her potato, and picked it up. After staring at the perfection for a moment longer, she chomped down onto it.

And bit into nothing. The potato was no more.

"CELESTIA DARNIT"