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totallynotaunicorn


I'm not a unicorn what are you talking about don't do that stahp ahh!

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Coffee. The single most important element in the periodic chair. The most intoxicating of all non-intoxicating beverages. The most glorious of all black drinks.
Twilight understands all of this. She knows that coffe is special. However, what will our favorite purple, magical, student-of-PrincessCelestia, librarian do when she is confronted with a less than stellar cup of coffee?



(Not Twilicorn cause it's past midnight and I wrote this in half an hour. I. Too tired to care about wings. Sue me. Actually, don't. I can't afford it)

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You are forgiven.

Wow, it really wouldn't be long enough without all the cats. All 253 of them if I counted right. I can't believe that worked.

I am really surprised that this was allowed to be put up. Huh.

I bet even Discord himself would ban this coffee for being to horrible!

*sputters* You wrote "I am Iron Man" when you could have elaborated on this? This! WTF!

I demand you add Discord's reaction instead of DOG! :twilightangry2:

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I've seen much worse squeak past the Mods. I don't even know how. I haven't questioned it either, since most of them were hilaribad. :derpytongue2:

Apparently, this is too short to be published, however, I have finished to little story and will repeat the word "cat" until it reaches to 1,000 word mark. I hope this gets published anyway. I thought it was funny.
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This was a waste of space

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