The Legend of Stony the Pony

by cheesepuff

When the town took a "Hit"

The Legend of Stony the Pony

By Andrew Esquivel

"Well Spike, it looks like its gunna be a great day to hang out with the girls." Twilight said as she closed the book she was reading.

"Alright spike, I'm off to Apple Jacks for the day. I left you some food in the fridge. Help yourself!"
Twilight exited the tree house and made her way over to AJ's house for some friendly bonding that she desperately needed. She had been studying for so long that it seemed like days, and it probably was.
As Twilight strolled through Ponyville to go to Apple Jacks house, she noticed a fog rolling in.

"Huh. The weather section of the news paper didn't say anything about a thick fog today"
Walking further into Ponyville, she began to develop a slight cough. The slight cough grew into to ramped ones, and then into violent ones as she moved closer to the main plaza. The further she moved, the thicker the fog became, until she got sick of the fog and used a magic spell to dissipate it. When she did, she found something very odd about the small town. It was full of new ponies she had never seen before. Packed to the brim in fact. Puzzled as to why there were so many ponies, she went up to one of them and asked,

"Hi there. My names Twilight Sparkle, and I noticed there were a lot of new ponies in town, and I was just wondering where all you came from."

The pony she was talking to just stood there.

"Umm...hello?"

"Dave's not here man"

Clearly Twilight didn't understand what the pony meant, so she inquired again

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Why are there so many ponies here?"

"Naw man. Dave's not here"

"Uhh...right. I'm gunna go ask some pony else"

Twilight looked around but could not find any pony she knew. Giving up on the situation, Twilight decided to just proceed to Apple Jacks. When she got there, she saw Apple jack jumping for joy.

"YEEEE HA!" she yelled more excitedly than she had ever done before. Twilight could see a wonderfully joyful expression on AJ's face.

"Well Apple Jack, you seem to be in a good mood today."

"Yes Ma'am, I sure as sugar am"

"Any particular reason why?"

"I been sell'n apples and apple related treats like its nobody's business!"

"Really?"

"Yup. I recon it has to do with all them new ponies in town. t'aint never seen any of them before, but boy howdy do they love to eat. Kept call'n them the 'munchies'. I don't know nothin bout no munchies, but I do know whose guna be building another barn soon with all this new cash."

"Well that's great to hear Apple Jack. So ya ready to go out and have some fun?"

Applejack developed a sorrowful look upon her face as she replied to Twilight

"Aw I'm sorry sugar cube, but I got so much business going on right now that I ain't got time for fun. Maybe another day Twi."

"Oh...okay, well, I guess that's alright." Twilight said with a look of disappointment.

"I'll just go back to my place then. Could probably use some cleaning from all those books on the floor anyway"

So Twilight set off for home, trudging through the thick cough inducing smoke. It seemed to take her forever. Step by step, hoof by hoof. But eventually she got there.

"Boy, I feel kinda funny" she thought as she entered the tree house.

"Spike! Spike! Are you home?"

"Yeah I'm here" he said with blood shot eyes.

"Uhh...Spike? You don't look so good...are okay?"

"What do ya mean? I feel great. Better than great actually. I feel awesome"

"Uhhh...okay. Well, do you have any idea why there are so many new ponies in town today?"

"What, you mean you didn't hear?"

"Hear what?"

"They legalized Marijuana"

"What...?"

"Yeah, they legalized marijuana in Ponyvill. Now every pony is coming here to smoke it."

"Oh, well that makes - WAIT, WHAT!?"

"What? You mean you didn't know?"

"No! I didn't! That's terrible! But it explains it all - The smoke like fog, the tons of ponies, applejack selling so many apples... Eh - wait a sec...How did you know?"

"I uhh...umm...it was...in the papers?"

Twilight looked at Spike with eyes of suspicion. She wanted to question him further, but she had no time. She had a pony to lecture today, and that person was - The mayor!"

Comments

[Cavalorn]

Twilight of all ponies should know that marijuana is healthy :D

[SteampunkBrony]

I've been waiting for something like this to happen... and the ensuing shenanigins.

oh gezuz i just pictured pinkie pie stoned... this is gonna be goooooooooood....

[Meta Knight]

lol

Dear Luna what have I found? This just sounds like it's going to be SO AWESOME! I can easily see applejack being just like she was in applebuck season... Hell, she looked like she was stoned anyways... I wonder what fluttershy would be like... Probably having freak outs the entire time... Rarity would probably have a whole bunch of new ideas, but when she's sober she'll think they would be the worst things in equestria... Oh well... Only time will tell... (sorry for the accidental zecora moment there.)

[cheesepuff]

Working on more soon. keep posted for the update!

[CoastalSarv]

I'd think Pinkie stoned would be like how Eddie Izzard described himself on drugs: he apparently becomes horribly sensible and normal when high. "Ah, Insurance. Very sensible. Yes." So Pinkie would land in between Pinkie and Pinkamena and just be plain Diane Pie, who is just this pink pony, you know? Anyone who knows her would run for the hills and be convinced it is the apocalypse.

[DJ Cobalt]

lol epic
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[NotABrony]

i hope this portrays pot correctly and isn't the stereotypical bash that usually happens. Just stating some facts that marijuana does nothing harmful to the body. In fact it has been proven to actually reduce the size of tumors. There are no long term effects that degrade the health of the human body. Now you might be saying to counter that statement that it damages the lungs. Well, yes you are right. Smoke... damages the lungs not the marijuana, smoke inhalation is bad for you not the thc. If you smoke marijuana out of a vaporizer there is no damage to the lungs what so ever. Actually, it is beneficial to the body as it reduces stress. There is a legitimate reason to why you can get a medical license for this stuff. Smoking does not make you permanently stupid only temporarily. It is physically impossible to overdose on THC, while thousands of people die from alcohol poisoning and nicotine. Now the stereotypical stoner would really only apply to when they are on the effects of THC. The effects simplified are sleepy, happy, hungry. There is no evidence that marijuana is the gateway drug and people who say that are retarded. Think about this, if you see a person who does cocaine , crack , heroine why the fuck do you think that person would not also do marijuana. Tons of people smoke marijuana but simply hide the fact that they do, people arent going to tell a census that they smoke because they are afraid of incriminating themselves. Now those same people don't do retarded addicting drugs like heroine and cocaine, people who those dangerous drugs are retarded. Most stoners will never touch another drug other then alcohol and pot, me included. Another thing you might say is that pot is addicting, when it is not. You can get mentally addicted to it, but you can also get mentally addicted to anything else such as ponies, ice cream, World of Warcraft , sex, etc... There is no physical addiction to this plant, thats all it is a plant. I'll admit i am a stoner, but this does not interfere with my school work as I am in college. For example, I get all my homework for the day done before I actually smoke. Me smoking is a way to relax once i have all my work done for the day i get a nice high and enjoy TV it also helps me sleep. Most people who don't want pot legal don't understand what it does to the body, and what the effects are. Most people are ill informed and a prejudiced against it because they don't understand it, most conservative people like Christians vote against it. But, are they right? Christian belief is that anyone who isn't christian will burn in hell, this includes ghandi. Islam repeatedly says 'death to the infidels' peace only applies in that book to other muslims. But, i am getting off topic, religion is important as it gives the average person something to believe in. It helps them get by day to day, I can respect that. So next time you vote on a pot related issue please vote in favor of it, I'm sick of the government telling me what I can and can't do. This country was founded to have as little government interference as possible. This is no longer the land of the free, if we do not speak up for ourselves who will.

[Nazidash]

Interesting premise. You just got tracked.

[Nazidash]

Buck, multiple comment posts. Sorry.

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95376

this story doesn't sway one way or the other. Ultimately Twilight will have to decide weather or not she approves. the journey along the way will influence her decision, and she may or may not find that she likes it.

[NotABrony]

95399
k k good i just wanted to make sure this wasn't just bashing on stoners the whole time, though i do laugh at the sterotypes cause some people are like that

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95405

This story is actually being written by me and a stoner friend of mine, so he will be the one making the argument in the story about how weed can be a good thing, while i will be the opposite, making it so Twilight will have a hard time deciding weather she likes it or not. Both arguments will be made. But remember, this is all just in good fun. Its not meant to make a serious statement of any kind.

[NotABrony]

95413
but, the whole world is reading this....

ok maybe not

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95456

Well, everyone has the right to chose what they believe is right. This is just a funny fan fic about a silly situation.

I dont advocate anything one way or the other. I dont smoke, yet i personally think it should be legalized. However, keeping in mind this is just a funny made up story, i dont want to spark any heated debates about it.

[Legacy55]

It was alright, I didn't find anything particularly interesting in it.

Although I do have to give you points for the "Dave's not here man," I laughed pretty hard at that.

[NotABrony]

95466

to late... who wants to argue?

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95551

[NotABrony]

95724

You just had to play that card didn't you... Fine i'll love and tolerate others opinions...

[NotABrony]

I had a good laugh... This story has good potential... Eager to see the mane 6 get high.. This has good potential ill wait till later to rate to see where this is headed.

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[Nordlichter]

First off, it was too short. It didn't make grammatical sense in some areas. Twilight's style of talking was a bit off, but Applejack was okay. There was some good physical humor like the cloud of smoke. But in all it was way too short to really get anywhere.

[theDude]

Not a bad start, although there is one thing that confuses me: Why was Hemp criminalized in Equestria in the first place?
Racism against zebra jazz musicians and pony's from mexicolt? Or Corporate interests perhaps?
Were there pony versions of Harry J. Anslinger and William Randolf Hearst?
Was it only illegal to smoke it or were hemp fiber and seeds illegal too?
Did Celestia declared it illegal so she would have more dope for her own stash?
And why is it now legal again?
And why only in Ponyville?
And where is all the weed in Ponyville coming from when it was just re-legalized?
Growing magic?
Holland?
Celestia's stash?

Damn, this raises so many questions and i'm only mildly high right now. Can't wait for the update.

[stalinglimmer]

wheres the next chapter bruv? loving this!