The first clop of the Kilalaverse, so it begins.

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I know. I was a bit nervous about it, but I asked Kilala about it and she was cool with it. Hopefully it will be a worthy story even if it involves "mature" themes.

Ah, the quest of a married couple to get laid. And that last part, laughing so hard.

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Truly, marriage is a wacky series of misadventures.

Well, this is intriguing to say the least. Poor Spike and Rarity, though -- they just can't catch a break!

man, I feel for spike and rarity. They tried and tried, but just can't do the deed......I wonder if ponies have their own Pinkie sense where they have the precise moment to interrupt when Sparity needs some sexy time......the balls just get bluer and bluer....

Silver lining, when they finally do it, they will have another sibling. Though I am surprised that Rarity can get pregnant by SPike whether it's in the cush, the the mouth or the plot.....doesn't matter.

And Twilight, shame on you!!! You knew that Spike was planning a date night. Admit it, you wanted a booty call with Flash. Clean your own house!!!

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It will only get harder for them from here, but hopefully they won't go out with a whimper instead of a bang, eh?

Crystal Clarity seemed way too much like Twilight for my taste.

4337701 Yeah, those condoms are going to run out fast, but at that point I don't think anything's going to stop them.

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I was going for more of a Mini-Rarity flavor, trying to act all proper, though I like to imagine she got some Twi tendencies by proxy from her dad.

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Ohohohoho!

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And that's how Turquoise was made!

I'm still waiting for a fic with a 3 way with Spike Rarity and Claire

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surprisingly, that's an "Eeeeww...." for me. Somehow it's just strange to Claire to actually get down with both her parents. Spike, maybe, but not both.

But it can happen.

4339237 I'd be good with a Spike + Claire clop
#wincest

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I'm not really down with incest involving parental figures. Cousins, I don't have a moral issue with, nor even siblings as long as they're about the same age and take precautions concerning the whole inbreeding thing. But, hey, if it's your fetish, feel free to write it yourself.

4339164 Pretty sure that's the point of the story

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4339787 Shh!

“Remember Twilight’s research on the matter?” Rarity said, frowning. “Darling, as much as I would like to… ah… ‘bareback,’ as ‘twere, even one of your boys could reach its goal regardless of where it entered my body, and I would conceive whether I was in heat or not.”
“Yeah…” Spike said, bowing his head sullenly. “Omnivirility kinda sucks, sometimes.”

Seriously? This has to be one of the most foolish things I've ever read. It needs a response more intense than a normal facehoof.
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and with her teeth unrolled it down his shaft.

Whelp, there goes the integrity of that condom anyway. Teeth are a lot sharper than you might give them credit for, that's why if a woman does this, she uses her lips to cover them.

Great ending line though.

Twilight! You buzzkill! It was getting good!

Discord’s face split into a mischievous grin. “I always did like that dragon. Would have made an excellent Element of Loyalty, in my humble opinion. Wonder how he knew my size…?”

That's where I broke down laughing... And shortly after was smacked yet again for laughing too loud while the wife is trying to sleep. I really should stop reading late at night. I wont, but I really should.

My reaction to this story.

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4343549 Oh my gosh I love Family Guy! keep up the good work my good fellow.

Waiting for the discord celestia spin off.

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discord snapped his figures again

"Dang balloons cried Pinkie !" "It takes so long to unwrap them",