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Bico


I'm a Soldier stationed in Fort Hood. I'm an aspiring writer/artist and am currently working on a Master's in Psychology.

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The first clop of the Kilalaverse, so it begins.

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I know. I was a bit nervous about it, but I asked Kilala about it and she was cool with it. Hopefully it will be a worthy story even if it involves "mature" themes.

Ah, the quest of a married couple to get laid. And that last part, laughing so hard.

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Truly, marriage is a wacky series of misadventures.

Well, this is intriguing to say the least. Poor Spike and Rarity, though -- they just can't catch a break! :rainbowlaugh:

man, I feel for spike and rarity. They tried and tried, but just can't do the deed......I wonder if ponies have their own Pinkie sense where they have the precise moment to interrupt when Sparity needs some sexy time......the balls just get bluer and bluer....


Silver lining, when they finally do it, they will have another sibling. Though I am surprised that Rarity can get pregnant by SPike whether it's in the cush, the the mouth or the plot.....doesn't matter.


And Twilight, shame on you!!! You knew that Spike was planning a date night. Admit it, you wanted a booty call with Flash. Clean your own house!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage:

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It will only get harder for them from here, but hopefully they won't go out with a whimper instead of a bang, eh?

Crystal Clarity seemed way too much like Twilight for my taste.

4337701 Yeah, those condoms are going to run out fast, but at that point I don't think anything's going to stop them.

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I was going for more of a Mini-Rarity flavor, trying to act all proper, though I like to imagine she got some Twi tendencies by proxy from her dad.


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Ohohohoho!

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And that's how Turquoise was made!

I'm still waiting for a fic with a 3 way with Spike Rarity and Claire

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:rainbowderp:

surprisingly, that's an "Eeeeww...." for me. Somehow it's just strange to Claire to actually get down with both her parents. Spike, maybe, but not both.

But it can happen. :raritywink:

4339237 I'd be good with a Spike + Claire clop
#wincest

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I'm not really down with incest involving parental figures. Cousins, I don't have a moral issue with, nor even siblings as long as they're about the same age and take precautions concerning the whole inbreeding thing. But, hey, if it's your fetish, feel free to write it yourself.

4339164 Pretty sure that's the point of the story :raritywink:

“Remember Twilight’s research on the matter?” Rarity said, frowning. “Darling, as much as I would like to… ah… ‘bareback,’ as ‘twere, even one of your boys could reach its goal regardless of where it entered my body, and I would conceive whether I was in heat or not.”
“Yeah…” Spike said, bowing his head sullenly. “Omnivirility kinda sucks, sometimes.”

:facehoof:Seriously? This has to be one of the most foolish things I've ever read. It needs a response more intense than a normal facehoof.
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and with her teeth unrolled it down his shaft.

Whelp, there goes the integrity of that condom anyway. Teeth are a lot sharper than you might give them credit for, that's why if a woman does this, she uses her lips to cover them.

Great ending line though.:rainbowlaugh:

Twilight! You buzzkill! It was getting good!

Discord’s face split into a mischievous grin. “I always did like that dragon. Would have made an excellent Element of Loyalty, in my humble opinion. Wonder how he knew my size…?”

That's where I broke down laughing... And shortly after was smacked yet again for laughing too loud while the wife is trying to sleep. I really should stop reading late at night. I wont, but I really should.

My reaction to this story.

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My reaction to this comment.

4343549 Oh my gosh I love Family Guy! :rainbowlaugh: keep up the good work my good fellow.

Waiting for the discord celestia spin off.

Cannot wait for next chapter!

I regret nothing on reading this!

"Fuck, yeah!"

The sheer image of Rarity saying something like that practically had me rolling on the floor in laughter. :rainbowlaugh:

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Wouldn't that just be loverly?


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:rainbowwild:


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Sorry, you're going to have to. Unfortunately, my hands are as yet incapable of attaining lightspeed typing.

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Good, I regret nothing upon writing this.

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I tend to give people the funniest boners.

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Cliffhangers, amirite?

Cute, Sexy and Funny at the same time. You're doing well on the dialogue, very entertaining.

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Good to hear. I've certainly been working hard to achieve that.

I get the feeling they're gonna use all their protection without actually reaching the finish line and at the end of the night just say "To hell with it, Claire's getting a sibling"

Now I understand how Starburst and T were made XD and rarity yelling "f*** yeah!" made me laugh so freakin hard. Also... Dat cliffhanger tho

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Don't forget Nidra. She's the same age as T, after all...

I'm gonna be honest here for a minute: I was hoping that this would not get added to the group so I would have an excuse not to read it. Now that it has, I realize that was based on dumb assumptions on my part. As far as fics like this go, this is really good. It certainly sets a high bar for the similar stories to follow (let's be honest, there will be more,) and reaffirms my suspicions that you are a very good writer.

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Stop, you're just going to encourage me :raritywink:

Damn, they finally got to to the baseball game, it's around the seventh inning, and just like they are calling it homefree----fucking rain delay:facehoof::facehoof

At the same time Twilight and Flash are hooves and plots deep in "personal work"....Seiriously Twilight has to put herself to the grindstone....Luckily Flash is there to assist.........:raritywink::raritywink:......(seriously if you don't get that, I feel sorry for you.)

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And then sex happened.

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Whatever does or does not float your boat.

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As long as you popped a funny bone.

Poor condoms, they never stood a chance. :rainbowlaugh:

SFC

Four clopfics in the feature box.
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I can't believe you fucks actually did this. You sick bastards should stop reading horse porn; it's unhealthy and disgusting. And you, Mr Bico, should stop writing this stuff. You wrote a decent rom-com story, too bad it's clop.

Although Sparity isn't my favourite ship, it is definitely one of the best ships. Don't ruin MLP for the rest of the fandom, you sick wankers.

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It's not exactly a concerted effort, dood. Anyway, exploring sexual themes is not "ruining" MLP. First, there is a mature filter on the site that can make it so you never see this story. Second, if you think there's something "sick" about enjoying sex (cartoon horses/dragons aside), then I'm afraid you have found yourself at an evolutionary dead end. The Puritanical sex-shaming of our forefathers is truly the most disgusting thing out of all this. As long as no one is forcing sex on another person, it is one of the most beautiful and natural things in the world.

“You’re getting a vasectomy.”

Pfffftt... HAHAHAHA! Oh man. Sucks for you Spike. Especially to the possibility that the doctors may have a little trouble being that you're a dragon and all.

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Ah...you're no fun. :pinkiesick: Pinkie Pie is disappointed.

On the bright side, your avatar is perfect sold the deal with that comment. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh crap. :rainbowderp: Call me stupid, but I just realized that it ended. :applejackunsure: Damn.

Well, nice story, Bico.

Sequel of this story?
For :fluttershysad:?
Please?

Also, if I may add, you probably should put "How T. was conceived in this fic is not cannon in the Kilala97 Next Generation universe." in the author's note.: :rainbowlaugh:

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