So so innocent.

795260 I know, right? But never fear, for I am here to corrupt her, much like any other upstanding fanfic author would!
...Oh god what have I done.

799405
What u have done is insert maturity into an immature mind. Thus you hath creatith puberty or if thy preferith, heat.

799605 We are not sure if thine Olde English is completely accurate, but we have indeed been made aware of the nature of the creature which hath been inflicted upon our fair readers! We thank thee for thy wisdom which thou hast skilfully demonstrated in the current discussion!

...Wow. I should probably just stick to contemporary English. And to think, my character is going to have to adapt to working with... Whatever the hell I just turned Pinkie into. It scares me to even think about it. Will Incer survive Chapter 4 with his sanity intact? I have no idea!

On the contrary my dear fellow. The, and I use the word losely, correct way does not exist. It is merely a common point set by the society at large! Many different individuals have their own way of speaking. No way is the correct way, it is only correct to the individual labeling it so. *takes a sip of tea*
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799980 'Twas very well spoken, good sir. So well, in fact, that my own self was unable to contain the scale of class that was located within said post, and was immediately overcome by its desire to brew some tea of its own. It can be agreed upon that language is a versatile apparatus that is capable of adaptation for many various circumstances, and that such adaptation is necessary for a language's survival. Language, both written and spoken, must continually evolve if 'tis to remain healthy long after its time, hence why your own points are indeed valid. 'Twould be the work of an elitist to say otherwise.

Now, time to get my tea. I must imbibe it if I am to absorb the essence of... the sir.

800233
Duuude, that is a really deep vibe brah. It puts me so much in sinc with the world maan. Such a display of righteousness, deserves a brohoof brah. Keep ridin those narly waves of life maaan. *holds up hoof expectantly*

800304 I... have no idea how to respond to that. But still,
/)*(\ (bro-hoof!)

800351
Ahhhhh. Another confused costumer. I love my job.

800392 Exactly what is that job?

800412
I'm glad u asked. Welcome to Chained Chaos! Is ur day normal or boring?
If so than u are entitled to a fun bout of randomness by yours truly! I have banters, dancing, memes, jokes, crazyness, and whatever else tickles your funny bone!

WARNNING: Side effects may include; snorts, chuckles, giggles, uncontrollable laughter, side pains, cramping, head shaking, smiles, and possibly insanity! If any of these ensue and are unwanted, please see your local downer.

800489 Well, I had my sanity surgically removed last year, and the other side effects seem manageable, so I should ask, do you do birthday parties?

800558
In fact I recently hired a mare who specializes in such things, a one Pinkie Pie.

*gasp* Did some one say party!? OMG I love parties! WhositforWheredotheyliveWhat-mmmffmffm*puts hoof in mouth*

Does that help answer your question?

mmmmfff mmmffmfmm mff mmmmffm

Pinkie why don't u go manage the party supplies.

mmmffmmf!*bounces away*

...gotta love that mare!!

800637 Ah, I remember now. She was recently assigned to your firm for community service as punishment for distorting the fabric of reality. She's still at it, I see, because I saw your comment go up about 30 seconds before the notification came in. But she is forgiven, because, well, who doesn't love Pinkie? Aside from people who are deathly afraid of her, I mean.

800713
Yah man people like that are bad for business, always slandering my store saying it's made by Discord himself...ugggh it frustrates me! I even got sued a couple of times!!!

800764 It's a harsh legal world we live in, isn't it? Anyway, I heard that Pinkie's sales commissions and other things related to job performance can work towards some sort of a parole for her. I can't help but feel sorry for her, so how about I help take some time off of her sentence?

I have a birthday coming up later this week, and I'll be spending most of it in front of my computer screen. Said computer screen has an easily breachable fourth wall, which Pinkie can climb through to wish me a happy birthday. How's that for some business?

And in other news, I have just finished an entire litre of tea (Or "quart" if you prefer that system).

800823
Ssssshhhh!*whispering* Keep your voice down, I don't want Pinkie to know yet. Im still cleaning up from when she learned she was working here.

What was that?

Nothing Pinkie..uhh just make some cupcakes for our lunch break please.

Okie dokie lokie!

Phew that was close I'll tell her later. Anyways happy early birthday!! My gift to u is one Pinkie Pie! Don't worry about payment it's on the house!

800887 Thanks for the wishes and the gifts, but I insist that I should do something in return.

...I'm thinking something related to the story. I've already got the opening to Chapter 4 planned out. It will involve Pinkie Pie causing some... "well-intentioned chaos."

800927
Ooooo I love the taste of non-evil chaos!

800965 Tastes just like a strawberry-flavoured marshmallow on a cold winter's night.

And as an added bonus, her horribly written innocence will continue, and it will be hilarious!