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Drake is better than Tupac

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Drake can't stand it anymore. He's stuck in a dilemma, whether to stay in Young Money, or put on his fez and throw in the towel, and accept the fact that he'd never be Young Money enough for his mentor, Lil Wayne. Meanwhile, due to a visit from 2pac, Eminem is rounding up black rappers, sending them to a mythical land from which none can return. Drake is the only one that can save them. Rated dark, because skin colour.

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I approve of this.

Rated dark, because skin colour

british/10

4368821 so jelly babeee

4368837

babeee

wtf I'm not gay. I don't listen to Macklemore.

Well... okay. I'm not really sure what I read, but I loved it regardless.

4368844 We hustlin boi #swag #yolo #niggaz4lyfe

4369579 we be rockin' till da wheels fall off.

Needs more Eminem

that was swagtastic
I need more of your juicy writing young negro

"Moral of the story," said Drake, "Never leave home without fried chicken."

That's all you really need - to make sure you never leave home without some.

That was pretty damn glorious.

"Listen, little shit," said the rabbi as he took a huge shit as he sat, stinking up the room with old people poop. "I shot your mother in bed three times as we sixty-nined throughout the entire ordeal, you know what the deal is, I get tons of bitches, I have you as my witness and right here, I've done my business."

wow. just wow nigga

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