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Toraka


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Behold. PORN!

Something else before we start:

My dear, the difference between us is that my stories make you think, not hard. Also, I am not on fire.

~Ye Olde Me.

Cringing in pain, high on painkillers, with too much time with nothing to do except watch yourself fall far behind in work makes one realise the lack of natural stallions in Ponyville. I had about three options.

1. Use that guy.
2. R63. Laughter was had plentifully.
3. Create an OC for a brief Mane clopfic. Since objective science on subjectivity proved the results it did, one simply does not do that. No, you don't. No, you do not create male OCs for clop shipping. No. It's a very bad idea. Female ones in basically clop stories are fine, though.

To the point. This may be the first of its kind. For one, I believe to have found the structures necessary to condense persona injections into this size. With a tail to get you back out, don't worry... assuming I include it. There will be better examples of this.
For another, what is an evening ended too soon if it plays out across weeks' time? Would the Aurora Princess serve if she was finished within hours? A lesson I have realised, and will teach any who need it, is that the story is merely another factor to its own effect. Its length needs to be perfectly fit for its contents, no matter what the authoress wishes.

Okay, enough of that. A note on the wrapper Mrs Cake gives Pinkie: Actual prevention is the only prevention. Pulling out or "home solutions" will only result in unwanted pregnancy. Also, a condom is the only way of prevention that also protects from transmitting diseases one way or the other. Protip: That's something you want to do.

Porn: Now educational. Also, parents, remember that for every million times that "I fell and slipped into her" is an excuse, it could still be the truth.

I'm honestly a fan of PokeyPie, so the concept already intrigues me.

It's also educational, which is another plus. You, sir, earned a like.

Two words cheese sandwich

3993488 No.
Just no.
He's also not a resident of Ponyville. That's kind of an important part.

3993213 I knew that would pleasure someone.
Also, I hate you. That character literally does not exist, stop shipping.

3995033 You might have caught a small reference I was doing if you have read some obscure, hardly known, near child porn, anime. If you haven't, I envy you.


I'm even toying with the idea of another such story. But this time...

By which I mean another Bleeding injection, except that one should actually reach some people and have an actual effect on them. As I said, feel my pain!
You have just been the subjects of a proof of concept. Of course, you can look out for that mentioned actual one soonish. You know what button you can press which will instantly tell you when I post it.

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