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Bad days come in many shapes and sizes. Sometimes it is a single piece of crushing news. Other times it is a confrontation with someone you know. Then there are the times where it is nothing in particular, a cascade of little problems or tiny irritations that are greater than the sum of their parts.

Rarity is having one such day. With no other options, she turns to a particularly colorful form of stress relief.


Did you know that cussing relieves stress? It's a pseudo-scientifically proven fact.

Written in exactly 121 minutes as a writing exercise.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 9 )

Love a good Rarity based one-shot.
Awesome story buddy!
Very amusing.

3912406 Thanks :twilightsheepish:

Originally I was going to use Twilight, but then I replaced her with best pony :raritywink:

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You are clearly a wise writer my friend.

Very nice. This definitely fits better with Rarity. I suspect if it was Twilight it would've been better having her attempting to stress herself out to prove the theory. Though that could be amusing in and of itself. How am I not following you? I must remedy this.:twilightsmile:

4184777 Twilight making a graph of which words are most effective might be kind of funny.

Twilight made another mark on the chart. "So references to excreta are twenty-three percent less stress-relieving than references to intercourse? Those numbers seem a little low..."

Also, you used to be following me but stopped for whatever reason :rainbowkiss: (at least if I'm reading my followers list right)

4185179 ...I have no idea. I don't recall unfollowing you at any point and I still like your stuff...It says I'm following you, maybe a site hiccup?

Here Rarity, let me help. I know a bunch of cuss words and insults in multiple different languages.
So what do you want?
German, Japanese, Spanish, French, Gaelic, ASL. Personally I think an Italian word works best here:
MERDA!!!!!:flutterrage:

There. I feel better. That meant S**t by the way. Fun Fact: Most languages dont have a native word for "F***" so they resort to either translating it from English or just using "S**t." Contact me if want to learn more.

Signing out, VShuffler42

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