After a long day of adventuring, Daring Do decides to try something new.
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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
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Ten bits if I wrote a real Rainbow Dash watersports gloryhole story it would get read. Or gloryhole for that matter. Ponies and their gloryholes.
But in all honesty I really enjoyed the writing. I like.
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I would read that.
3896953 Which one? Lol. I don't think I could write a watersports story. My moral limits have to stop somewhere! I do have a Rare/Dash clop I need to finish...
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Me too...
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Moral limits... Hmm, I once thought I had them...
Fimfiction, what you did to me...
Blasphemy!
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Morals mean little when you're writing porn about talking horses. We've already crossed the event horizon.
3896979 But I'm a comedy writer! I just do clop as a side job in the dark satisfaction that I know hundreds of orgasms - maybe a thousand? - have been made by my hand. I prefer lung orgasms from laughing though.
You don't need to motivate me. I have far too many stories in this head of mine churning together. The last thing I need is to make some five thousand word story of Rainbow getting drenched in cum in a bathroom stall ahegao style.
The fandom does badly need a story like that though...
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Actually, I can listen to the later Bond songs of her ("Diamonds are forever" and "Moonraker"). But still, my favourite Bond song is the one from "The Living Daylights".
Also, thanks for the fav
3896992 "Diamonds Are Forever" was every bit as good as "Goldfinger". "Moonraker" would've been better had it not been given that disco redention in the credits that completly ruined the soothing ballad feel of the title version. "The Living Daylights" is a very underrated Bond theme song, and Bond movie in general.
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It was the watersports gloryhole idea that drew me in, really. But that would be nice, too.
3897007 I don't think I could do that to my fanbase. It is a joke in my stories that Rainbow's into watersports, but it's a joke. I don't think I could actually write a story of her being a urinal for 20+ ponies. Not that I give a shit what arouses people other than rape, but I just couldn't pen that and feel right.
I have limits. Wow.
3897007 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6651/twilights-watersports-inclination Is... sorta like that?
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I don't remember that disco rendition, probably because of the psychological repression...
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I guess I'll have to do it, then.
Yet again, it's up to me to bring quality horse words to this website. In this case, those horse words will be Rainbow Dash being a urinal for 20+ ponies. I'll make sure there are at least 21 other ponies involved.
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Meh. That had some great moments, but for the most part I just found it kind of boring.
3897056 W-w-wow. I inspired you to do a watersports story? Holy shit... I feel kinda honored really. Like, big time. Did I strike a sudden fetish chord for you or did you walk into this story thinking it was going to be that?
The language in it is really plain. I know I could do leagues better than that, and I haven't really dove into sexual writing on that level. Most of it has been for the fun.
3897056 Maybe... a collaboration? Since I'm too shy to post it on my own page but you aren't? Oh god damn it...
Just urinal? Cum? Both? She has to take it up the butt once, because look at how tight her ass is.
Consensual. Maybe half drunk, but consensual. Maybe some inner desire just exploding either in a gloryhole or at a party. Just her? Ignore the rest of the cast? Forced to keep it a secret? Totally have to drench her body in it. Wings, hair, face. She needs to cum at least once. She is a squirter after all.
... God damn it...
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The internet is a terrible, pervasive thing.
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I'd read that...
Btw, for a story you don't want to write, the amount of details you consider is quite impressive...
Too good.
3897153 Oh I could easily write it, I just could not post it and feel comfortable with it. I'm sure I could provide ample detail.
Gloryholes would be uncomfortable, but it would make cleaning up afterwards easier, more so with this. But the open party idea is more... perverse. Choices.
Absolutely would have to go into detail about the muskiness of it, the bitter taste, the warmth, lubrication. It dripping down her darkened coat. The panting, psychological craving.
3897152 Feel free to take any/all ideas.
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Thanks
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Check your PMs.
3897161 Try writing the story you describe and just upload it with the most anonymous name ever. Just smash your face on your keyboard for the name. Dont bother with any info or avatar just that.
3897214 My writing style is too unique. You can't 'fake' me. Nor can I alter it very well. I have comedic me and serious me, but there are still sentence structures that I do that pretty much no one else does. I'm a special education snowflake.
Derp KV-2 is best KV-2.
3897219 Your style seems good I'll give you a follow and check out some of your stories. Also yes Derp Kv2 is best Kv2 Special Bass cannon makes it even better.
I enjoyed the shower ... greatly
hehe...
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It's fixed now.
Thanks
I know I am
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See? With parasprite, there are now at least three people who'd like to read that... And judging by my pace of reading Tarnished Silver series, I'm into SM/humiliation more than I thought.
Well, actually it was the only fic where I had a boner and wanted to vomit at the same time... Poor Twist.
YOU BLOODY TEASE!
Oh, man, I'd forgotten you'd written this. This was actually the first thing of yours that I ever read. Honestly, I knew what was going on pretty early on, but that's because it's what I would've done, too. Nice work.
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Also, the "Teen" tag kinda spoils it...
Yeah, sometimes I forget I wrote it too...
Love this story.
*spee*
Called it about halfway though the story. Still loved the whole thing, though.
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Thanks for the watch, btw.
Yeah, that was one of those ideas...
http://i.imgur.com/MXKYzig.gif
10/10
Ha, nice play on words and a good story.
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Thanks