Twilight is outraged by the fact Rainbow Dash has begun shipping Daring Do and Ahuizotl.
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Drizzle Quill
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If this doesn't make it to the box, I will flip shit.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I loved this.
Also, Twilight's reaction to shipping:
Glorious.
Knockout punch, courtesy of Rainbow Dash's memory.
Also: Twilight's reaction, in addition to her mind conjuring loads of unsafe images of Ahuizotl and Daring Do? Sounds like an attempt at mental self-defence there, princess.
Yessss. Perfect.
Oh Twilight. Never underestimate the power of shipping. It can make you do crazy things.
You know what's better than regular shipping?
CROSSOVER shipping.
Raoh X Rainbow Dash OTP
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Bullpucky! Farmers and fashionistas do so go together! All others are an abomination!
Darn you, shipping! Darn you!
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Never, never you hear!
3598832>>3598947
I can promise you both that that line was purely Twilight's opinion and not my own!
(Rarijack for life!
)
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Bah! Bah I say!
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Two against one! We win! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
...I'll post a real comment once I can stop laughing.
Good, good... Let the shipping flow through you...
Remember everyone: meta fics are not allowed. Satire is.
Seriously, dat cover pic too.
Well it's about time someone tried writing a fic about that crackship. And as Saberspark famously put it "Shippers destroy lives!"
This may not be MLP related but this works here:
fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/020/c/8/Ah__Kimmie_by_nana_51.jpg
Shipping goggles, alway engaged.
Now all we need is an otome-filter and we're set.
Example: static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110428214506/sketdance/images/f/f3/Otomefilter.jpg
Unless there are a lot of racist lines in Daring Do, I think you mean blur.
On a side note: I hate it when people doggy ear books. Bookmarks exist for a reason, folks!
And I also hate it when people lick their fingers before turning pages. Thank you very much for putting something that was in your mouth in my reading material.
(OK, I'm done now.)
After that particular exchange between Daring Do and Ahuizotl the latest episode, I was expecting to see a massive influx of Daring Do / Ahuizotl clop.
To find something like this instead is an unexpected delight. Have an upvote.
Beautiful.
And then Daring Do and Ahuizotl took a romantic cruise... thus making their ship a reality
Shipping really is stupid most of the time. Especially the gay Rarity shipping. She's obviously strait, she wanted to marry prince blue blood before, remember. There was also some hinting with fancy pants but I'm not about to grasp at straws like shippers do. The blue blood things should be proof enough.
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I think if anyone has a crush on Blueballs, and meets him. I'm sure anyone would turn gay
-Lightning
3600944 So you can TURN gay then? Well that will throw a monkey wrench into the pro-gay movements that say being gay isn't a choice any more then skin color.
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You should learn to take the internet less seriously.
3601122 I'll take it less seriously when I FEEL like taking it less seriously. Which should be starting in 1...2...3...
derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/3/29455/large.jpg
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You idiot, it's not as if gay and straight are the only two options.
Go look up bisexuality.
It was good, but not the best.
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I did not mean that. I have the upmost respect for gays. I just mean that no one would date blueballs without killing themselves for thinking that blueballs is a suitable head up his arse stallion to go out with! I alcohol agree with Vexy
-Lightning
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Of course you do.
Everyone alcohol agrees with me.
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It works because their both braggarts, but Rainbow dash would be all like "omg he has good heart even doe he was tyrant". and then Raoh would be all like" I FEEL SUFFOCATED BY MY RESPONSIBILITIES". and then dash be like "don't worry I luv yu now." and then Raoh be like "I luv you 2" and then hanky panky.
Unlike your ships, mine makes sense.
3600755 Rarity is looking for a romantic ideal. She wants to be a princess, married to a prince. Now, Blueblood was anything but her ideal, and while that wouldn't make her swear off males entirely, she might expand the dating pool.
After all, there is a limit to princes, but there are quite a few Princesses, and they are the very definition of cultured nobility that she craves.
So yes, Rarity could be Bi very easily. She has an eye for beauty and an appreciation for it. 
Really, it comes down to the author telling a convincing story. Anypony can be shipped with anypony if the story is well done.
Yeah, this is now scientifcally proven by Rainbow : RariJack, TwiPie, FlutterDash, TwiDash and TwiXie are the OTP
That cracked me up.
Opposites don't always attract, but that doesn't mean same sides work every time. That's why I support Mac and Twilight, perfectly reasonable.
3603254Actually its been shown that opposites attract and then divorce or break up because they are too different.
(I love this story idea!
May we have another where Twilight goes over all her favorite books with the shipping goggles.
Uh,,,
Did this happened at the episode?
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Watch it for yourself.
I love this! And yes, shipping destroys lives!
Now, excuse me while I return to shipping Big Mac and Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Soarin', Spike and Sweetie Belle, Twilight and Caramel, Pinkie Pie and Braeburn, Rarity and Fancypants...
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Another Bah to back you up, good sir!
Wait... aren't you the guy who ships almost exclusively inter-Mane Six?
goddammit...
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Eww... cover art eww...
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Watched it.
DAMN
AWESOME
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Also, some headcanon to fuel that.
...
Calling in an airstrike! Over.
*crackle* Where's the target? Over.
A cyan winged horse with a rainbow mane. Over.
...You're joking, right? Over.
No, I'm not. Over.
But she's best pone! *cracklelkcarc* Over.
She broke Twilight's mind and foalhood. Over.
...Oh shitake mushrooms. AIRSTRIKE INBOUND! Over.
*booom*
Thanks. Over.
Over.
Over.
(ALSOPSIJUSTNOTICEDTHENEWDESIGNITISABSOLUTELYORGASMICKTHXBAI)
Hold up guys, first, an advertisement I saw just before I was about to post this comment:
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Irony you cold bitch.
You guys are leaning so hard on the fourth wall that my computer screen has fractures. Please stop.
Definitely taking lessons from Pinkie Pie there Dash.