Wanting to have a little fun, you decide to go out and give the neighborhood cowards, the flower sisters, a little scare.
Unfortunately, for you it worked.
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little big pony
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
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sisters' cart
I pointed that out in docs, but it seems like it was overlooked.
Mares be scary, yo.
You did not fix the error. It is -->(sisters' cart)<--, not (sisters cart) or (sister's cart).
The cart belongs to the 3 sisters, so it would be (sisterses), but that would sound stupid so the ending (es) is replaced with a ' after the s.
3818591 I'm scared by your profile pic....
Too many grammar errors, but I don't care! This was great!
3818937 Then you'll piss yourself, should you meet me in real life, alone, at night, under the street light.
3818998 :D *runs away to find his oc*
3819013 ^_^ *Starts walking after you, with ever so slowly increasing speed*
3819091 Bazz take him out!
3819091 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/150831/the-king-of-beasts
3819108 *Throws pocket sand in Bazz's eyes* *Takes out a syringe filled with air and pumps it into a neck vein* OC dies from oxygen starvation due to hardened blood.
*Starts walking after you, with ever so slowly increasing speed*
3819156 Read the story....Bazz is not as easy to kill
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*kills the both of you with his author powers because he's tired of getting notifications from just the two of you*
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''And that kids, is how your mothers and I first started our relationship''
Is what I would expect in some very weird sequel to this story.
3819205 Way to kill my fun
(Even though it was my fault for not understanding the ownership of the cart in the first place)
Good to see you fixed that mistake
3819193 If Bazz is human, then yes. No oxygen for the brain would make any human pass out in seconds, and die shortly after that. Should the same action occur somewhere else on the body, the result would be a heart attack, followed by death.
3819260 demon leo hybrid no air needed
3819265 Nor blood circulation it seems.
(Sorry little big pony)
This was great! please write more comedy fics cause these are fucking hilarious!!
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you two are idiots.
He took a shovel to the knee and still was able to run away?
Implausible, as any track runner or even casual jogger can tell you. The knees are a great deal more fragile than most people realize.
This quite offends slaanesh
Princess Celery is best Princess.
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Would've been better if you didn't mention shovels in the chapter title. Leave something to be found out.
Blood for the Blood god, Skulls for the skull throne!
This Is The Best Line Ever
3821484 Milk for the Khorne Flakes
its the war chant of the Khorne Marines of Chaos from games worksshop's warhammer 40k 
3819653 Please list your reasons for calling me an idiot.
She could always dump him on Luna. Luna is all for scaring ponies and causing FUN(mischief) to happen.
What could possibly go wrong?
This story was cute. Here's a +1 to your Life Bar and a fav
You need to make these a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book
You do mean Captain Jack Sparrow, right?
...I died.
Also, Princess Celery...
Great story, overall
It's okay my friend it's called a period, it goes away eventually... right?
"Blood for the blood god!"
"Skulls for the skullthrone!"
Instant-Fave for the sentences alone!
And that´s just the tip of the iceberg of awesomeness. Well done!
Flower-Sisters for the Chaos!
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hmmmm, they worship the ruinous powers of chaos AND are super cute!? 10/10 would cuddle
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LET THE BLOOD GOD OF THE SKULL THRONE KHORNE'S WORDS AND THE MANTRA OF THE WORLD EATERS:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, LONG FIGHT THE DENZINS OF CHAOS!!!!!!!! INTO THE WARP!!!!!!!
lol
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yes
3828427 Yes! Chaos is the only true answer!
And now I´m going to search for a group dedicated to chaos bronies
Wait, they almost murder him over a prank and he has to apologize?
Celestia, throw them in prison.
DO MOAR!
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*Blinks* So..that's a thing.
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now i'm lost... i was trying out typing in l33t but... trying to make sense of that hurts... what is that and how do i read it?
okay...
3839142 well if you must know
... you must first counsel with the dark lord of illiteracy, then ask Nick from seven eleven. He usally knows these things
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you mean trixie? and nick from seven eleven... got it
3848569 good
also be sure you dont have ANY kind of nuts with you since nick is allergic
3848582 i don't eat nuts or anything like that...
wow, i have got to stop saying that
3848612 good