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alexmagnet
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Goddamnit Alex
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Blame Pav.
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I always do
Dat title.
*bites lip*
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Pretend this is something funny.
That my friend was hilarious.
"Twilight knows about the royal we, the royal tea, and the royal brie. But does she know about... the royal d?" Is what i read first, i found it slightly humorous, but only enough to make me smile. Then i see the title... five minutes later I wake up after passing out from air loss, literaly.
I...
What?
Do I face palm at this? Clop? I'm... Not really sure.
I NEED AN ADULT...?
~Skeeter The Lurker
i got to the end of this and was just like
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gud jeb
Gather round, little fillies and colts. Let me tell you a cautionary tale. Once upon a time, there was a ginger.
Hey. Sit your ass back down. Freakin racist.
This ginger liked kissu kissu, specifically of the sunbutt and purplesmart variety. But others shunned the ginger, because his OTP and his beard were too awesome. But then he got a brilliant idea. "Ah!" said the ginger. "But my friends are easy to goad, and quick to accept any challenge. Certainly, I could deceive them into writing my OTP, because I am a force of good, and if forces of good are known for anything, it's deceiving their friends." And he did it once. And it was good. And it ruined his friend's writing career forever.
Then, the ginger approached the alex, and tried to deceive him in kind. But the alex was clever, and cunning, and most of all, one depraved mofo. So he took the mightiest log in the forest, and
gave it to Celestiatried to slay the ginger with it. "Surely," said the alex, "the ginger will perish from the shame of having birthed this monstrosity." He grinned wickedly to the ginger."Unf," replied the ginger. "10/10, like, fav, subscribe."
"Goddammit, Pav," said the alex. And the alex's writing career was ruined forever.
And that, little fillies and colts, is why we don't accept writing prompts from gingers: because they are soulless hedonites who are incapable of feeling remorse. Also, you're little fillies and colts, in the comment section of a mature fic, letting a ginger tell you a story. You stupid little shits, didn't you listen to my cautionary tale? Vah.
Wuv u, alex.
when I read this, I looked like the celestia on the cover
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yes...
Yes...
YES!!
YOU BASTARD!!!
10/10 MY SIDES HAVE TRANSCENDED THE PHYSICAL REALM
i love you
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That's a compliment if I've ever heard one.
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I live to serve.
SO MUCH MISDIRECTION!
3767559 I am an adult ;)
I don't even...
I love how casual the tone is through this.
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This is quite possibly the single greatest comment/explanation/waiver I've ever encountered.
Not sure if trolling...regardless, troll level 10/10, well done,sir.
Curses.
I actually read a Twilestia fic and kind of enjoyed it. I promised myself I would never read such a generic thing. Well, at least Twilight only shared her surprise with one other pony.
I believe you mean "veritable". "Literal" indicates that Celestia was holding an actual sausage.
*spits hot chocolate on the monitor*
...
YOU SHOULD BE!
Cunning linguist.
I see what you did there.
>be me
>see title and cover of this story
>mfw
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Yes, that is indeed what it indicates.
10/10 would read again. My sides have become multidimensional travelers.
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I knew something seemed different about this when I saw there was only a comedy tag.
10/10
69 likes
lel
All right, you got me. I was ready for either an 'it's not what it sounds like' twist or an 'actually, it's exactly what it sounds like' reverse-twist, but not this. I don't think anything could have prepared me for this.
It's rare to find a story whose title I find more amusing than the content of the chapter itself.
Not impossible evidently, but rare.
Not that the chapter wasn't also very funny, but that title is fucking gold man.
Ha! F#cking buzzkill, that ending!
3770505 I'm so confused.
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..........................................should i read it?
Yes, Author. XD Yes you are.
3769710 There was no Twilestia in this story, though.
It was funny, but not as funny as the title promised, and I didn't get my Twilestia.
And we haven't had a good comedy one come along in months.
It still gets an upthumb for being decently funny (the puns at the end were glorious) and the title being utterly brilliant.
3767714 You, sir, are the single greatest ginger in existence, and should do this monthly.
"9/10 it was shit"
-IGN
Liked and favorited. This made me giggle, m8.
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Let me know. Seriously, let me know.
My boner hates you with a burning passion of a thousand sun's still funny though 10/10
And I am view 1,000. Yay?
Time to see what the Internet has in store for me today....
Before reading this
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After reading this
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SPORES?!
Somehow, none of this story really surprised me.
3772573 Go read Field Notes on Alicorn Reproductive Behavior then.
3777562 Is only one story, and not even the best Twilestia comedy out there. It's probably not even in my top five...
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Comedy? That was clop. Also, I agree that Tipsy is better.