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When you’re as old as Celestia is, finding satisfying pleasure is a difficult task. And then one day, Celestia discovers a new side of pleasure she hadn’t found before and goes on a journey to maximize its potential. The best part is, her subjects won’t have a clue even when she's right under their noses.
A crack chronicle of pony x object stories. Enjoy the copious innuendo.
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Um.
Ok then.
That happened.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Thanks, Skeeter. I knew I could count on you.
This is very very strange. I am at a loss to explain why I like it.
Also, somepony becomes a desk chair.
...God damnit...
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oooh, nice!
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You're very welcome.
"Ahh, yes! More, twist my knobs more!”
I LOST it!!!!! LOL
I like it. Its very silly and fun.
So many quotables.
"Is this what you want? Do you want another slice of bread in you?”
"Oh, please! I’m your dirty little toaster! Push it all the way down inside me! Break my clamps on the side! I just need your wheat in me!”
Again, Very funny.
Wrong.
If you know what a mean... Ahurhurhur
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I didn't realize this was an inappropriate story when I wrote that.
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WHOOPS
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It's okay, I forgive you. Everyone needs a little help sometimes :D
... I have trouble with wodden to sometimes.
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You know it, dude.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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*Too.
Now we're even.
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... *begins wailing*
...
What the actual fuck?
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Truly wonderous, I know.
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I feel as if I have been profoundly changed.
You should do an XBOX360! :P
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You now understand the true meaning of staying toasty, my friend.
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...yes. Twiddle with her joysticks.
3763445 hehe, if you know what I mean... :D :P
Have her mess with Vinyl Scratch by becoming her turntable. Better, have her do it during one of Vinyls performances. I laugh just imagining that
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Yes, such a wonderful idea.
I'll definitely give her a spin and adjust her sound so she's at the perfect pitch.
Ahhh, Vinyl! Ahhh!
Ahhh- wugh wugh wugh- AWWWWW Waugh diidiiidodidoi AHHHHHHH
waugh waugh wooooooo waugh waguh AHH-AHH
Bwaaarm
wub wub wub AHHHHHHH YES!
*Ahem*
Bean-bag chair (Celestia: I feel so... flexible!)
Chandelier (Celestia: yes, another candle, ANOTHER, ANOTHER I SAY)
Socks (tease chapter, she just gets folded up and put away, forgotten about until the evening. After being ironed. Comes out of it complaining of too many kinks in her back)
Washing Machine (Now she's all wet inside, and the laundry's ready to dry!)
Oven (and make the entire kitchen staff feel awkward whenever they think of putting buns into the ovens ever again)
Quill (And write a letter to Twilight with her)
A book shelf. Celestia need all her shelfs stacked.
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This perfect and have Twilight stack and organize the books perfectly for her.
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This story idea remind of a hentai game is calls "Henshin!!! ~Pantsu ni Natte Kunkun Peropero~" that the name of the game if want to look it up.
Here a list of transformations I would like to see in the story:
a cushion for a throne
a maypole
a pool toy
a rug
a hammock
a towel
a horse shoe
panties:
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a pillow
a toilet ( Princess Celestia the "Royal Throne") :
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a roll of toilet paper
a game console
a arcade joystick
Vinyl Scratch's turntable
a computer
a TV remote control
a Royal Guard's armors ( A Royal Guard going to feel really uncomfortable wearing his armor/Celestia all day.)
a dress
a toothbrush
Socks
EDIT: a handheld game system, a 3DS
A chair desk chair
a water bottle
That all I can think of for now.
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So much opportunity :D
Thanks, you guys.
I'm okay with this.
A toaster is only a death ray with a smaller power supply
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A Wonderbolt's Uniform
This has all my mildly confused and embarrassed interest.
FINALLY! A clopfic that caters to my fetish!
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uh, terrible writing, a plethora of innuendos and no actual sexual content?
Cool 0-0
Have her turn into a confused deodorant-scented light-bulb-shaped cardboard vibrator. Either that, or potatoes.
3825474 Never even read it
Just fucking with ya!
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Neato!
3825499 I liked and faved it for originality.
Dude, this is just too funny. What about a photocopier? Or an inkjet printer? I'm sure Twilight could have some fun with that. XD
Edit: Or her calculator or her abacus. By the way, did I hear that Pinkie Pie needed some help fixing her welcome wagon?
The facepalmings continue!
...With great gusto!
~Skeeter The Lurker
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I could have so many questions answered by this...
Keep these coming. Also, maybe a pen for twilight. Simple, but she'd probably use the hell out of it.
You should do Twilight x Fluffle Puff plushie.
This is... godlike.
Wow umm.... I've never read anything like that
.... Huh, and a pun at the end also. Eh, it's pretty good. Sincerely, your stalker
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You just HAVE to do a guitar. The world needs a piece of literature where Luna brings her sister to orgasm by shredding out an out of this world guitar solo. I can see it now:
"When the final note hit, a chilling wail resonated throughout the castle walls along with the moans of a Princess who had never been rocked so hard in all her life. The whammy bar pushed to it's breaking point as the 1,000 watt amplifiers exploded in a stunning display of pyrotechnics powerful enough to bring the sturdiest of ponies to their knees."
Crack shipping is always the best shipping. 10/10
Wow. This just what I needed to pick up my mood. Senpai says! :3
go to hell its because of you that your clop fag has been been stuck in my top favorites since ive been hacked
The title and description alone made my day