Princess Celestia is a mare of refined tastes. She prefers her cakes triple chocolate, and her coffee four sugars. However when Luna brings in Twilight with news of an incoming threat that neither of them can face, Celestia is forced to stand up and fight.
And this time, she's taking her socks off.
Ladies and gentlemen... I proudly introduce to you, Pony-fic stereotypes at their finest!
Including but not limited to: Twilight reporting to Celestia, while overpraising her. (combo)
Baddass Celestia, semi-tyrannical ruler of bananas who likes cake! (mega combo)
Prince, red and black alicorn/changeling-son-of-Discord-and-Celestia who traveled back in time for various reasons, MARY STUE! (ULTRA, COMBO!)
And...
Prince Blueblood grenade?
... That's new.
But that's okay because I love it! And you should all love it too!
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Hey, if you were hit with Blueblood would you not want to explode?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
5084358 Methinks if I were in the same room with that plot-head, I would want to explode. Touch is too unnecessary.
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Hrm, you do have a point there.
Too bad I can't wear a sunglass
Everything is smarter with a pair of glasses
I've See The First Part Of This Story Before. Literally word for word. Seriously did you copy this? I'm not joking at all.
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It was originally a collab with you
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5098080 ....oh yeah.
XD see you shortly about the one we are working on
Right... I get it. Matter/Antimatter reaction.
'Cause Prince Blueblood is the anti-Stue. If he touches one, it results in total annihilation of all matter. Or something.
5241289 uhhh..
Yeah! Sure! That's absolutely why I made him a grenade!
Damn it, stupid smart people
to what you ask?
All of it.
So the classic Mary-
...
I said nothing.
Typically, male Mary sues are called Gary Stus.
5387853 Shut up, (s)he's allowed to call him/herself whatever he wishes.
5387886 Your reply made me laugh way more than it should have.
Unless you're serious. Then I'm sorry.
5387980 I honestly don't know.
Hilarious!!!!!
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That was random AF.
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I like it.
MARY STU should have expected...
( Wait for it )
... to get mooned.
Not to mention that this is the only way Blueblood will ever...
( Wait for it )
... get banged.
7315002 What a !
So much randomness
But it was so funny
Well this was....an experience.