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alexmagnet


There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

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Twilight Sparkle, waking one morning from uneasy dreams, discovers, accidentally, that she can transcend time. What follows is her misadventures as she stumbles through different time periods and at least one alternate universe. At least she'll have company...

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So many references.

I was half expecting the Doctor to make an appearance.

~Skeeter The Lurker

After Nightmares, griffons, dragons, ursa minors, parasprites, draconequi, and a whole bunch of other stuff, I suppose time and alternate universe traveling would be a little dull.

Cute fic.

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If I knew anything about Doctor Who, he probably would have...

This story was kind of interesting, till someone said 'mizzenmast'. Then i cracked up.

Swell tale, Sis!

she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic insect.

My little cockroach, my little cockroach, EEEEEEEEE! *squish*

that’s usually the case for these types of stories,

Twi, just because you're a princess doesn't mean you can steal Pinkie's power to ignore the fourth wall.

sorta Harry Potter and Voldemort-style.”

But both ponies still have noses, so neither one of them can be Moldywort!

the supreme overlord of a window.

I smell a Hollywood sequel.

We programmed them to have three laws that they could never break… but then everything went wrong

Well, if you'd just borrowed Dr. Calvin for a little while, you wouldn't be having this problem.

That was fun.

I knew this was going to be good as soon as I read the Kafka reference.

Probably the most random thing you've written.

Yep.

Well, as an expert, I can say with authentic credibility that your swashbuckly scene was simply dreadful. A proper action sequence should set the stage and build anticipation before the action erupts, Captain Beardsley the Beardless had no unique traits to identify him as a likeable or relatable character, the scene completely lacked any atmospheric details to bring it to life, the execution was far from elaborate, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch, and there was no Wilhelm Scream.

But, eh...I guess what you have there is acceptable.

Seriously though, I had a good laugh with this. Trixie lazily accepts the sci-fi BS she's fed, and is just hilarious throughout.

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Even more random than Winona Commits Seppuku? I mean... that shit was pretty fucking random.


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Beardsley the Beardless had no character? I can't believe you'd even say that! He was a pirate, and he had a piratey-name! What more could you want!?

3852038 He didn't have a hollowed-out peg leg with rum in it, did he? DID HE? :flutterrage:

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...Maybe? I don't remember. I think I said he had four peg legs, so it's possible.

3852038 Winona had a plot. This was a piled-on mishmash of everything but the kitchen sink :raritycry:

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I suppose you have a point.

Listen: Twilight Sparkle has become unstuck in time.

How does this not have a random tag?

Timey wimey title! I shall now read... Hmm... Wot the buck did I just read?

3760518 I had not previously realized this, but a Susan Calvin in Equestria story is now critical to my continued existence.

This was the best.
No words can tell how funny this was.

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