Mmm slimy tender bones. In this oneshot smack dog, Rarity takes a walk around the Boutique and find a smokey bone on the ground. Will she eat it? Yes?
But mean while, Sweetie Belle has something super spooky planned... Will this be this end of Sweetie Belle? And the birth of something perhaps, extra-terrestrial? Ancient alien theorists say yes. So find out next time on: Ancient Aliens!
... O-Okay... I have no idea what I just read.
WHY DOES EVERYOPNE DISLIKE THISS U UNGRATEFUL BRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3654191 Because we need the fulfillment of downvoting trollfics.
DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!
Great trollfic. Much wow. Such fulfilment. Story greatest. 10/10. Like. Favorited. Subscribed.
This is not a "trollfic", this is rel!
This is the meaning of life.
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Thanks Tony.
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No prob.
But how do you throw up your own tears?
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>Drink Tears
>Vomit
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Yes. I know.
But what would it look like?
oh my fucking god i am literally dying laughing right now you can't even
Oh the feels that poor guy wanted a bone and Rarity was a mean bitch and threw him away. Oh Sad, oh boohoo, oh woe is all that is bony and good in the world.
In all seriousness it was funny as hell, I don't feel like my time was wasted at all. So it's not a troll fic to me, but I am easily entertained.
I just love the pony bone police they is my fav
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Thanks :)
Yes I wasn't trolling around, this is genuinely my sense of humor. I wasn't actually going to finish this, but, I will.
Nuff' said.
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YEAAAH, WOOOO!!
That's the kind of smokey dog bone I'm talking about!
God you're a genius...
This is pretty amusing I'm not really sure were all the dislikes are coming from
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Thanks Flutterkill.
10 out of ten Spikes.
Best ending to a story ever.
3759766 thanks b aby