Note: this story was not meant to be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.
A very brief look into the infamous Pimp of Canterlot, and the lavender mare that he was gifted to. A very brief look.
I regret nothing.
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thehalfelf
thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies
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It's a scepter, not a cane
3658109
That's one.
3658131 Make that two. Cane you handle the truth?
3658141
Nah, I know well what it is. But pimp scepter doesn't quite have the same ring, now does it?
You stole the idea from me.
And it was glorious.
*though
3658502
I believe, you may recall, that I am the one who gave you the bloody idea in the first place.
3658141
I reject your reality and sceptertute my own.
3658775 Now now, let's stave off any controversy and stick to the matter at hand. Or do you wand the author to feel neglected?
3659234
Well, as his editor, I feel I have a stake in the matter.
3658758 You win this round, Elf.
Hilarious is all I can say in describing this fic.
3817587
Thank you.
Just brilliant.
4039108
People still fucking read this? Really? Wow, er, thanks, I guess.
4039112 To be fair, this is quite funny.
...the buck did I just read.
Still funny!
When I saw the story's picture, the song The Gonk from Dawn Of The Dead (also known jokingly as the Gary's Mod national anthem) began to play in my head. Now I feel obligated to listen to it while reading.