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MoldyShishkabob


I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

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Twilight Sparkle, the prized former student of Princess Celestia herself, loves dusty old tomes. She loves them so much, she figured out a hundred unconventional ways to use them!

What if there was just one more way to use a book?

Preread by lunarstallion, HeartTortoisePigeonDog, and Hothead112.

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I can't help but read this in the voice of a narrator from a nature program. :rainbowderp:

3636688 You wouldn't believe how I got the description.

3637097 Now that's odd.
What's the Twilight Sparkle's natural habitat? This information might be useful. :scootangel:

You want suggestions on further ways to use books?

Naturally, you would use books to build a fortress or as a shield. Hardcover or not, a book might come in handy if you need something to bite on. Oh, and they are often used as a fan though, I don't know If that works with hooves.

I think that's as far as my imagination goes. :applejackunsure:

3647231 Even if it doesn't seem as wacky as I would expect at first, thanks for the suggestions!

Anything is better than nothing, and I can probably adapt some of the more "normal" ideas you made to become even sillier by adding the idea of Twilight learning magic while doing these things.

(Bad) books are very good coasters. I like to recommend bad books to people I dislike, that's pretty unconventional.

3688513 That's why the Twilight series had to be used for snow.
It was inevitable.

Thanks for the coaster suggestion, though. I honestly forgot about the existence of coasters.

3737896 I'm glad you enjoy it!

I think the book god needs to become a thing. Twilight will be the Prophet of Tomes.

3738009 "May the Holy Words guide you."

*silently necroposts*

6781851 Someday, I'll update. >.>

*also necroposts*

Book tower, a tower of books and accidental weapon. A book domino.

That's all I can think of.

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