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Autumnschild


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The name's Burt. Just Burt. I'm one of the local apiarists here in Ponyville, meaning I sell bees and bee products. You know, stuff like beeswax, honey, pollen, and royal jelly. I just moved in a few months ago, and so far I have to say life around here is pretty good.

Now if only I could figure out what these mares are doing with my bees, I'd be golden.


This is the first in a series of standalone stories for background ponies from MLP:FIM Season 4.

First up: The beekeeper stallion from Castle Mane-ia, whom I’ve named Burt. Because reasons. This story starts off right where we left Burt after he got his bees back from three very silly mares.

Comments and critiques are appreciated.

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Comments ( 17 )

burt's bees beeswax lip balm.

That's your reason isn't it?

As a bee lover, I have to say that was adorable. :rainbowkiss: Awesome job! :pinkiehappy:

3585147 Just about to make a comment about that, though the Burt's Bees line has more then just lip balm.

Great story,made me laugh, and reminded me of Burt Gummer from Tremors.:pinkiehappy:

Daisy in the flower costume was the best part.

Well done. :heart:

“Ooooh. Drat. Mark my words, Beekeeper! This queen needs honey and she’s going to get it, do you hear me?! SHE’S GOING TO GET IT!”

Burt x Daisy FTW!!!

:pinkiecrazy:

The bee guy was my favorite part of Castle Mania.

“Well then,” she said, opening the rest of her door. “Come and get it.”

Oh my. :rainbowwild:

The back door into the kitchen burst open and Daisy, wearing what appeared to be most of a flower costume, bounded into the room.
“Buzz, buzz! Where’s the bee?! This Daisy needs... Where did he go?”

Oh my! :twilightoops:

Head-canon Totally Accepted.:pinkiehappy:

~Leonzilla

He could tell that she did as good as could be expected getting cleaning up after those blasted Everfree vines

"good" should be "well"

“Not particularly. We’re just down one Pinkie Pie today, she’s off testing the school bell with Cheerilee.”

:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

“Are you here to... pollinate?”

:twilightoops:

“Ooooh. Drat. Mark my words, Beekeeper! This queen needs honey and she’s going to get it, do you hear me?! SHE’S GOING TO GET IT!”

Is she in heat or something? :rainbowhuh:

Daisy wilted.

oh my gosh I love how you used a flower verb here. Very clever. :eeyup:

All the mares love Burt apparently.

Well, that was incredibly slicey of lifey.
:yay:

3651717 Dweeb, check your mailbox :trollestia:

Aww. It's over already. This was really good!

3856809

Hey, thanks! Folks seem to like Burt. I'll be sure to revisit him :)

Very sweet!

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